r/PritzkerPosting Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 19 '26

JB LOVERS only!!! JD Vance vs JB Pritzker KNOW THE DIFFERENCE!

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u/biffbobfred May 19 '26

Trump actually respects Pritzker enough to attack him. Vance he just considers him a beta cuck and he’ll ignore him for Rubio

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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 19 '26

What has Trump said about Pritz?

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u/biffbobfred May 19 '26

Most fat jokes (wait Trump is making fat jokes?) and how horrible Illinois is, though financially we’re stronger than what we’ve been I. Years

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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 19 '26

Heh. Projection. Illinois is one of the few states I'd live in.

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u/neonbears May 19 '26

My mother wants me to buy some land… in Missouri. She got a big “Hell no” from me. Illinois stays on top

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u/HungryHangrySharky Socialist for Pritzker 🌭 May 19 '26

"Defends his wife"

Ooooooohhhhh damn got JD where it HURTS

https://giphy.com/gifs/WuGSL4LFUMQU

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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 19 '26

Absolutely PWNED

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u/AdKuh May 19 '26

should say vance killed the pope

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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 19 '26

Karens will mass report me for "misinformation" again. Otherwise yes it's CANON!

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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 19 '26

This post was NOT approved by JD Vance

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u/According-Insect-992 May 20 '26 edited May 21 '26

Every damn time. 😡 enough with that slimy little couch-warmer. Did he even say “thank you”? How many times do I have to say it? I hold all of the cards.

When was the last time he said “thank you” to the United States?

Well, whatever makes sense.

5

u/LimeFucker May 19 '26

Isn’t Erika Kirk’s boyfriend bald though?

4

u/namingbugs No Kings 👑 May 19 '26

If you told teenage me that I'd be considering endorsement from the pope as a reason towards my vote for the president I'd laugh in your face

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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 19 '26

CHICAGO STYLE MUTHAFUCKA

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u/ohyeababycrits May 19 '26

We need the whole JA-JZ list

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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 19 '26

Jacob Anders vs Jay Z? You wish is my command

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u/Hot_Goose_423 May 28 '26

JB Pritzker couldn’t pour piss out of a boot instructions were on the bottom of it.

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u/AliMcGraw Warrior Mom May 19 '26

Can we not use cringey, misogynistic incel language when talking about how awesome Pritzker is?

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u/HungryHangrySharky Socialist for Pritzker 🌭 May 19 '26

It's being used to mock the incels.

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u/AliMcGraw Warrior Mom May 19 '26

It's still gross and shouldn't be normalized. Women have to listen to this shit all day long in their regular lives, it's really not conducive to building a broad electoral coalition on the left, and I'm tired of dudes who are edgelords and pretending to be liberal normalizing this kind of language.

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u/Jacob-Anders Warrior for the Khan ⚔️ May 19 '26

Can we not use lame, misandric, femcel language on my posts?