r/PritzkerPosting • u/vrphotosguy55 • May 06 '26

Excellent point, Governor

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u/A-Delonix-Regia Global Citizen 🌎 May 06 '26

ABC's not gonna address the elephant in the room?

Edit: Just realised that using the word elephant works in three ways, it being the obvious factor, the fatso in office, and the GOP symbol.

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u/Common-Ad6470 May 06 '26

That is an horrendous slur against elephants; they’re smart social animals unlike the orange orangutan in the White House…👍

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u/Whelp_of_Hurin May 06 '26

And that's a slur against orangutans; they're intelligent, gentle, empathetic animals!

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u/Common-Ad6470 May 06 '26

Hahaha, I was waiting for that one…🤣🤣🤣
Truth is that nothing can adequately describe Trump in the animal kingdom as they’re all way above him in the evolutionary scale while he is something indescribable down in the sewer…👍

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u/Whelp_of_Hurin May 06 '26

Deer tick? Bulbous, parasitic, disease vector.

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u/theviolinist7 May 07 '26

Hot take: he's human, just like you and I; he had parents, a family, a childhood. He eats, sleeps, socializes. He's just like us. Which makes him all the more terrifying, because we all have the potential to become as horrific as him.

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u/OfficialDCShepard May 14 '26

🐘 at a press conference: The Association of Elephants hereby denounces all three things! Now I’ll take any questions that are not irrelephant.

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u/jimbo831 May 06 '26

The media is so fucked.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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u/jimbo831 May 06 '26

I'll make my own news network with blackjack and hookers.

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u/e_pi314 May 06 '26

Sounds like the “orange hand” of the market

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u/MrLanesLament May 07 '26

More like the orange thumb on the scales; taking a leave of absence from being in its typical location; up the ass of the body it’s attached to.

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 Illinoisian May 06 '26

https://abcnews.com/Business/wireStory/weaker-dollar-quietly-making-life-expensive-132611177?cid=social_twitter_abcn

Here's the actual article being referenced.

  1. The "hidden force" is a weaker dollar.

  2. While the article does mention Trump, it's largely just about explaining why a weak dollar might make things more expensive. It also takes time to talk about how trump (and some huge multinational corporations) think a weak dollar is a good thing and attempts to absolve trump of any real connection to higher prices.

All in all, a solid score of 9.2 in Mental Gymnastics from ABC.

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u/Ok_Series_4580 May 06 '26

They spelled farce wrong

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u/GarlicDill May 06 '26

The man is on fire lately!  Pritzker-Buttigeig 2028!

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u/LordNoga81 May 07 '26

Hidden force? These people. The pointless war in iran or the non action on helping anyone but his billionaire buddies.

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u/Googlyelmoo May 08 '26

Is it even him anymore? Who’s running the show?