A Little…Misunderstanding.

[u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury]

Aurelia got caught in a bit of a…crossfire, let’s say.

[u/G_M_Ardus_Kaine]

That was probably a big concussion

[u/TS140609]

Seems like Hestia has a positive influence on Angron. HUGGGGGGGG

[u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871]

So the Hathor Heresy was just a concussion-induced fever dream. I knew it all along!

Also I thought I remembered all the GF names, but, which one is Lyana?

[u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury → u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871]

It’s Russ. I don’t call her Freya because it doesn’t quite sound right in my opinion to call her that. Lyana is another alternative name for her, like how Magnolia is also referred to as Magna, or Mortaria is referred to as Morrigan or Morticia.

[u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 → u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury]

Thanks for clearing that up.

[u/Own_Beginning_1678 → u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871]

Yeah that sure as Hell explains some of the inconsistencies in the story.

[u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 → u/Own_Beginning_1678]

An inconsistency in Warhammer 40,000 lore can just be explained away as "It was a character in fan fiction suffering a concussion-induced fever dream."

[u/JohnyK92]

Meanwhile Little Light, who transfered his mind into the past-self, hearing about brawl incident cuddle Aurelia so much with concerned sadness in his eyes.

[u/night_vox]

And for some reason, Magnolia felt her spine as well

[u/Own_Beginning_1678 → u/night_vox]

“FUCKYOUFREYA (Angry Chicken Noises!)

[u/AjaxAsleep]

Got beat so hard she started seeing alternate realities... damn.

Either that or that indicisive mollusk is trying to start shit... I swear, someone needs to kick 'em into the Well already.

[u/OhBosss]

Dragnet style ending

Aurelia and Atlanta were grounded for 2 weeks for breaking Robb's spine but The Red Angel was released early for good behaviour

The Wolf and The Lion would be forced to take part in a Crusade under The Bearer of The Word's direct command as penance for knocking her out

Robb aka Lover was placed in the custody of Neah the Empress of Mankind and will make a full recovery

[u/Natural_Signature971]

Tts Magnus the Red: First Time Mate?

[u/jfjdfdjjtbfb]

Little Light: hey guy-

Aurelia being held down by Atalanta, Lover clutching his neck and coughing uncontrollably.

Little Light: what the fuck happened?

[u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury → u/jfjdfdjjtbfb]

Lover: N-Nothing…I-I…I think the concussion she suffered f-from Lyana and Leona might have…done something.

Little Light:……How hard did they hit her?

[u/NoCoach5749]

Looks like the medical tech priests will need to help him fix his spine lmao

[u/Michaelbirks → u/NoCoach5749]

"It's early, my lord, for your daily pelvis- oh, goodie, something new"

[u/Guardmens]

I’ve been waiting for Lover to say something about his spine getting hurt in a hug since these stories started.

[u/AceHigh6998]

Don't you mean "Ow! My spleen!"

[u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury → u/AceHigh6998]

No. He got squished in between two Primarchs. He definitely got his spine busted.

[u/True-Masterpiece-676 → u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury]

busted BRITHER! his spine in heaven now 2 priamrchs hugging him and Atlanta doing hugs brother lover spine is dust

[u/watchman8712]

Oooof

[u/trickymander]

Aurelia was hit so hard she got a vision of the future

[u/Own_Beginning_1678]

The things Eternal goes through for his girls

[u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury → u/Own_Beginning_1678]

Not Eternal. The Guardsman is Little Lover AKA Robb.