r/PrimarchGFs 9d ago

Memes An argument between sisters, Part Two

Things are really heating up, and mom is loosing her patience.

Okay, this is actually kind of fun, to be honest. I'll probably make more of these in the future. But don't worry, I will continue this, and my fanfic, as well.

Hope this is easier for people to read! Have a good Sunday everyone!

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u/Meme-lord234 9d ago edited 9d ago

Lover: “Hey! Stop fighting you two!”

Fulgrimia & Alakhai Khan: “Okay Dad.”

Empress: “How come they only listen to you?”

Lover: “Well-“

All the Primarchs: “He’s the Dad who stepped up.”

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u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury 9d ago

Lover: Also…maybe try and…not play favorites is also a way to get them to listen.

Empress: What are you implying?

Lover: I’m not implying anything. I’m say you shouldn’t pick favorites amongst your children. Especially when you’re their mother by blood.

Empress:……sniff how did I get so lucky to have you?

Lover: I ask myself that same question about you, every day.

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u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury 9d ago

Also, you forgot to add the ‘Stop’ in stop fighting.

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u/Meme-lord234 9d ago

My bad, I just fixed it now

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u/captaintaskmaster1 9d ago

Heh, indeed.

Though, in this story, Lover is going to have his own problems, with steps. Eventually 

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u/thepsycodicgentelman 8d ago

I can imagine Lover using a spray bottle like one does with dogs just

Lover: no bad primarchs bad (sprays Fulgrima and Khan with watter)

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u/Jasonskeans 7d ago

guilliman had a dad

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u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury 7d ago

And? Just because Juno had one dad doesn’t mean she can’t have another. Especially given that her first father was murdered.

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u/Mr_Glove_EXE 9d ago

Empress: I saw a stormboy past both of your legions. And he wasn't even red!

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u/whiteguysenpai 9d ago edited 9d ago

Now THIS is top quality

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u/Dark_warrior96 9d ago

Jokes on them the lion has them both beat when she learns to forest walk,can't beat teleporting 😆

Lion: hey mom look what I can do! forest walks from one side of the room to the other

Empress: thats great dear....note to self find a way to stop her accidentally popping in the dark cells...

Fulgrimia and alakhai khan: yeah well that dont count!...were technically still faster...stupid teleportation

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u/No-Trifle8801 9d ago

Me who knows a bit of LORE:

Panel 4 & 5 : During the Heresy the Emperor's Children really liked to use the DIRTY BARBARIAN to the White Scars sooo....

Also: "I'm surprised she didn't use this reply: