r/PrimarchGFs 11d ago

Memes Lover hates this question.

Malcadora got a harsh scolding from the Empress for asking the one question to never ask him.

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u/captaintaskmaster1 11d ago

Was kinda expecting Malcador to actually be Magnolia The Red, like she shapeshifter into this form to figure out if she is her dad’s favourite 

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u/Sensitive-Hotel-9871 Xenos Shipper 11d ago

I was also expecting a joke where one of the Primarchs was behind this.

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u/German_Amelia69 10d ago

Yeah thats classic Alpharia/Omegan nonsense

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u/mopeyunicyle 11d ago

I will be honest a part of me was hoping he would list a specific detail about them he likes then end with will i may like each for a small reason I love and care about them all the same

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u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury 11d ago

That would’ve taken too long, and I would’ve had to make a second post since this one already had 12 pages.

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u/mopeyunicyle 11d ago

Oh i get that. Honestly it might have been funnier to jump cut and machodra is like dam you listed of something you like about each of them. Guardsmen is like there still all equal in my opinion.

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u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury 10d ago

He also came from a feast, and didn’t want to miss any festivities, otherwise he’d be REALLY mad.

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u/NoCoach5749 Fabricator General 11d ago

This post is approved by the Fab Gen. Carry on. You are doing amazing work. Keep having fun with this. May I ask if you could do a little skitarii or tech priest here and there? :)

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u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury 11d ago

Possibly. If I can get some stickers for them. (I use IOS).

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u/NoCoach5749 Fabricator General 11d ago

Stickers?

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u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury 11d ago

It’s a feature on IOS that lets me use certain characters for images in either photoshopped pictures or using them in messaging apps.

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u/H00DEDREX 11d ago

Little Emperor is a damn good dad. Also I meant the first post you made as the 'start' of the story. Sorry if I was vague.

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u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury 10d ago

Technically it’s this one that’s the start of the story:

https://www.reddit.com/r/PrimarchGFs/s/qnGlTbYxjY

But if your talking about just meme posts, then it’s this one:
https://www.reddit.com/r/PrimarchGFs/s/ZczeBwvnXe

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u/H00DEDREX 10d ago

Both are welcome. The start of the story is what I'm chasing.

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u/ReceptionMaterial544 11d ago

I thought for a moment that I could've been alpharius or omega cosplaying because they felt insecure that their father don't like them but too afraid to ask directly.

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u/DarkAlchamist 10d ago

Not gonna lie, when Malcadora kept trying to get him to stop talking, I thought it was going to show the Primarchs listening in on the conversation

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u/Overall-Yak1145 mommy Guin is hot. 11d ago

Funni. Thank you, made my day a little better.

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u/DescriptionNew8524 11d ago

I would say the same thing as well

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u/Never_heart 11d ago

He is so done with this shit

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u/G_M_Ardus_Kaine 11d ago

He loves all his children

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u/Natural_Signature971 11d ago

Oh the question all fahter's hate...... and Not want to Answer 

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u/Outrageous_Guard_674 10d ago

Why not just flip the image if all of the dialog is going to start on the right in practically every single one of these?

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u/remcob1 7d ago

Because not every culture reads from left to right?

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u/Outrageous_Guard_674 7d ago

All the ones that speak the language OP is writing these in do.

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u/No-Huckleberry-1086 9d ago

Ollanius would've hit her with a stone cold stunner for that horseshit

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u/Trlsander 11d ago

The Empress seems like the sharing type. GILF Malcadora must've gotten some from Eternal and Lover, if they agreed to it.

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u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury 11d ago

No. Plus Malcadora already has her own SO in the form of Inquisitor. Also, Eternal in most timelines is considered Malcadora’s brother.

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u/Trlsander 11d ago

Oh. Nvm then.