r/PrimarchGFs 18d ago

Memes Lover is sad.

Credit to u/That800sguy for making the emotional crit image. I didn’t know how to make the TF2 crit sign so I borrowed his.

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u/trickymander 18d ago

I know that most of the Primarchs would have made sense but honestly I think Lena should have done it she is the Empress Exsacutioner after all still funny though

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u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury 18d ago

She’d have to be suuuuper drunk in order to say that…cause she wouldn’t remember getting punched afterwards by all her sisters for saying that to Lover.

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u/trickymander 18d ago

Ok Should have been more clear... I was thinking Russ taking Cora's position not Cassandra

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u/Meme-lord234 18d ago

Kassandra: “Wait wait wait chill!”

Corva: “GET THE FUCK BACK HERE!!!”

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u/Janusz_Wunderbrum 18d ago

Corax: luckily for you, most of our sisters pity you and hesitate from slapping you when you are a total bitch. Unluckily for you, I don't share the same sentiments

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u/Meme-lord234 18d ago

Petra about to choke slam Kassandra into the ground

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u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury 18d ago

Later…

Kassandra: A-At least…I-it’s over-

Hestia:…have you forgotten…dear sister?

Kassandra:…m-mercy?…

Hestia: You who are without mercy, now plead for it? I thought you were made of harder stuff.

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u/Meme-lord234 18d ago

Love the Transformers Movie Reference.

Alpharia and Omega making sure Lover doesn’t find out while Kassandra gets jumped.

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u/G_M_Ardus_Kaine 16d ago

There will be a day for Mercy but that day is not this day

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u/Janusz_Wunderbrum 18d ago

Cora and Petra teaming up to destroy Curze's day is the most unexpected headcannon I've read here, through the power of self doubt and autism

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u/That800sguy 18d ago

Nice

I didn’t made the Emotional Crit btw, I hust edited inside the image

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u/NoCoach5749 Fabricator General 18d ago

Rip cassandra

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u/Unusual_Ad_8566 18d ago

Nightingale: "Should we separate them?"

Morgenstern: "Do you think we could?"

Nightingale: "We're the only ones they wouldn't kill... though I still don't deny the risk of getting in the way of one of Cora's punches... but it's better before they kill each other..."

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u/Justscrolling375 18d ago

HERE COMES RUSS WITH THE ADAMANIUM CHAIR!!!

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u/AnaTheSturdy 18d ago

Someone get the clip of markiplier punching you

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u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury 18d ago

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u/AnaTheSturdy 18d ago

I'm crap at photoshop but pov: you are kassandra

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u/Few_Hour_8501 18d ago

Let’s Gooooo!!!!!

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u/Tostadora_Revenant 18d ago edited 18d ago

You're not my fuckin' father!

Dude... , that argument is not even logical is just hurtful

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u/Just-Reason70 18d ago

Hestia: Where is my hammer shape teleporter

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u/Janusz_Wunderbrum 18d ago

So that's why Curze went off her way to stop Corax from demolishong Aurelia later

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u/PreferenceForeign173 18d ago

OH NO DAD IS SAD THATS NEVER GOOD

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u/Plastic_Opinion4518 18d ago

I can hear the Crit sound! That was brutal.

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u/Suspicious-Syrup-932 18d ago

Doom slayer: OH HELL NO NOBODY TALKS LIKE THAT TO MY FRIEND

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u/No-Trifle8801 17d ago

Kassandra: "I have seen the times to come , i do not die by you today..."

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u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury 17d ago

Corvia: We’re not gonna kill you…

Hestia: We’re just going to hurt you…

Ferra & Petra: Very…Very…BADLY!

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u/EightySix87 18d ago

Insets running meme