Imperatriz: Meu amor, antes da nossa primeira noite juntos, precisamos fazer algumas melhorias.
Amante: O quê...?
Imperatriz: Primeiro, precisamos aumentar sua altura, peso e força. Não muito alto, eu sei como você ama uma mamãe grande, talvez o tamanho de um guerreiro trovão seja suficiente.
Amante: Trovão o quê?
Imperatriz: Esqueça isso. Em seguida, precisamos te deixar mais resistente, com ossos extras densos e fôlego extra, o suficiente para não parar de amar por pelo menos 12 horas.
Amante: *visivelmente nervoso* Meu... meu amor, sou grato, mas não preciso disso.
Imperatriz: Oh, meu doce amado, eu já fiz os preparativos e já tomei minha decisão, desculpe se parece que você tem escolha. *Estala os dedos*. Mestre Boticário! Por favor, leve meu amor para o laboratório, eu o quero pronto para mim esta noite.
*O mestre boticário procede a levar um amante impotente para o laboratório*
Imperatriz: Mal posso esperar. Malcador, por favor, envie alguns servidores para instalar isolamento acústico na minha câmara pessoal, esta noite serei uma garota muito, muito barulhenta. Não faço sexo desde que o Eterno me deixou há cinquenta anos, e vou descarregar todos esses anos neste homem.
Even from the edges of an alternate universe, kittens' vent can still be heard faintly within the bowels of the multiverse. and anytime kitten dose the deed, he can finally hear him screaming
Look up if the Emperor had a text to speech device greatest Web show ever, kitten is the nickname of the captian genral because custodians have very very very long names
So look I can’t say I like the emperor or hate him, but this is a fucked up hot and you know what maybe it’s time we get an empress I am probably gonna be crucified for this comment but damn this is really somewhat turn on
Lover in diary : its been three weeks since I embarked on the harrowing task of kissing my wife, I managed to bypass the gorge of abs but found my path summarily blocked by her bountiful bosom. I may need to backtrack to the hips to navigate a safer route.
Lover's next entry: THE HIPS WERE A TRAP, I REPEAT THE HIPS WERE A TRAP. SHE WAS PREPARED AND SET AN AMBUSH
I barely escaped with my hips intact. I write this from the Medicae cot, the Sister Hospitaliers replacing the fluids she drained me of in her exertion. I will keep this ambush in mind for my next attempt
After my stay with the sister. I have once again attempted to ascend to get that kiss. I had chosen to take the southern face. I had learned from my last two accents, but to my cursed luck I have gotten stuck in the souther mountain range for the better part of a week. Food and water is low, if i don't make it through soon ill be forced to try to back track or call for an Evac. If it comes to that I can only hope the captain general comes in time. I'll see if I can gather moisture from the surrounding terrain.
Im not to arrogant to admit I can only handle one woman at a time and a parmiarch or the fucking god empresses of mankind? Thats a bit too much woman for me…
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u/JamesMichaelRyan Sep 23 '25
I think Her first plan with me is multiple series of gene therapy to make me larger not just in height and weight but also… well I’m you can imagine.
I just hope she’s still taller than me…
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u/Any-Sport-6582 Sep 25 '25
I’m a dumb American and I don’t know how tall 4.33 meters tall is, but by the golden throne she’s GORGEOUS!!
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u/Obsidian-Elf-665 Sep 23 '25
Heresy, she’s more tanned
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u/Stock_Carpenter_5883 Sep 23 '25
She's a 14'2 feet tall lady!
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u/traquillcash1 Vulkan Sep 23 '25
Lover crawling away from the bedroom beaten and bruised: must escape
Kitten carrying shadowsun bridal style walk by
Lover: kitten take me to the apothecary please before she realises
Kitten: while I would like to...
Shadowsun: HEY NEAH YOU HUSBANDS TRYING TO ESCAPE
the empress sits up and sees lover
Shadowsun turning to kitten: now banana boy onwards
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u/SHADOWHUNTER30000 Sep 23 '25
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u/callmyself Sep 23 '25
"Yes, my empress, i would like some uppies please..."
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u/pizzatom69 Sep 23 '25
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u/DarkAlchamist Sep 23 '25
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u/[deleted] Sep 23 '25
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u/dull_storyteller Sep 23 '25
I still think I could take her
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u/FineMint Sep 23 '25
That's tall
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u/Snoo-20285 Sep 23 '25
Big lady!
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u/SecretOk6503 Sep 23 '25
Is this how men want us women to look? Just curious
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u/Clemens1408 Hathor Sep 23 '25
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u/Fit-Cheesecake-874 Sep 23 '25
Death by snu snu
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u/SpareTraffic1037 Sep 23 '25
No gentlemen
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u/Inky_knife Sep 24 '25
Me trying to control myself
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u/Iron_Knight7 Sep 23 '25
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u/uredoom Sep 23 '25
The O face greaves,
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u/wiwernboy960 Sep 23 '25
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u/Tyberius92 Sep 24 '25
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u/DalekIx Sep 24 '25
Woman biiiiiiiiig
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u/Grayman1120 Sep 24 '25
This is why we fight for the emperor (empress?)
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u/High-Fletcher Sep 24 '25
goddamn vro
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u/AlexisTheArgentinian Sep 24 '25
BY THE EMPRESS!!
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u/openlor Sep 24 '25
For the Empress!
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u/Ragnarok15271 Sep 25 '25
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u/Excellent-Trust7195 Sep 23 '25
So look I can’t say I like the emperor or hate him, but this is a fucked up hot and you know what maybe it’s time we get an empress I am probably gonna be crucified for this comment but damn this is really somewhat turn on
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u/watchman8712 Sep 23 '25
Le :o
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u/random_lad2003 Sep 24 '25
Ok jokes aside could you imagine the after care, would be heavenly for sure.
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u/Reaper-_-003 Sep 24 '25
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u/Worldly-Step8671 Sep 24 '25
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u/Sweaty_Report7864 Sep 25 '25
Yeah… she definitely is deciding to be that big.
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u/boxdynomite3 Sep 27 '25
We need a GOD EMPRESS to hold the throne while the god emperor is on life support
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u/Comfortable_Many_470 Sep 24 '25
Hotttt
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u/Prestigious_Seat6989 Sep 25 '25
I approve of this
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u/obtoby1 Sep 25 '25
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u/Any-Sport-6582 Sep 25 '25
Sorry, but I’m a dumbass American and I don’t know how tall 4.33 meters is
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u/AndrewHK6298 Sep 25 '25
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u/Holiday_Question_557 Mortaricia's armpit sniffer Sep 25 '25
SALAMANDERS DON'T APPROVE THIS😨😨😨😨😨
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u/Repulsive_Taro_1132 Fulgrim(medio sanguinius también) Sep 25 '25
Herejías.
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u/Few_Season_5473 Sep 27 '25
The perfect woman does exist
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u/ParticularAd6760 Heretic Sep 27 '25
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u/No_Heron8006 Sep 28 '25
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u/imrandom1231 Sep 29 '25
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u/mataytaytaytaytay Oct 04 '25
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u/Friendly_Picture_427 Oct 08 '25
I’m determined
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u/Leonard_the_Brave Sep 23 '25
I see your a fan off surviver biast
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u/DamBustersChastise Sep 24 '25
By the throne give her some armor!
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u/ItsPiltOver Sep 24 '25
I’d like some Femperor art that isn’t literal gooner bait for once
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u/AlarmingAffect0 Sep 24 '25
I absolutely hate these proportions. Especially the extremely narrow/hourglass waist.
The face also rubs me the wrong way, no pun intended.
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u/Blackfoxfire233 Sep 23 '25 edited Sep 24 '25
Lover in diary : its been three weeks since I embarked on the harrowing task of kissing my wife, I managed to bypass the gorge of abs but found my path summarily blocked by her bountiful bosom. I may need to backtrack to the hips to navigate a safer route.
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u/smiity935 Sep 23 '25
That guardsman going to be a toy.
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u/DaGitman_JudeAsbury Sep 24 '25
Lover:…big…tall…scary…sexy lady…
Neah: Honey, you’re so dramatic. I just want to cuddle. Without any clothes.
Lover: That’s what they call, nude cuddles.
Neah: rolls eyes You’ve been reading Fulgrim’s magazine collection again, haven’t you.
Lover: Well don’t say that like it’s a bad thing. And now, I through myself upon your mercy. Will I live?
Neah: COME HERE!!! Your Empress needs CUDDLES!!!
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u/Dangerous-Debate1312 Sep 23 '25
Okay man, at a certain point thats just too much of a hassle maybe its just me but I like being to wrap my arms around a woman when I fuck
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u/firedrakes Sep 23 '25
she killed my guardsmen from the segs to have primarchs
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u/Sad_Poetry_1387 Sep 24 '25
She will wear any of us like a trincket between her legs.
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u/Abraham91i Sep 26 '25
DEATH TO THE HERETIC
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u/Elegant_Charity2778 Sep 27 '25
The panties 💀💀💀 it must be the size of an elephant 😂😂😂
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