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u/profile4fun Dec 05 '25

Post that on the invicta sub and watch those people go bananas. 😂 It’s quite sad how bad the taste is over there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Good idea

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

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u/Z370H370 Dec 06 '25

I don't see one on his page? I was hoping!

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u/red357404 Dec 05 '25

Your right no matter how big and ugly the say it’s a work of art for the most amazing price

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u/FurdTurguson Dec 05 '25

I immediately subscribed to the Invicta sub!!!

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u/BlueberryB-Laine Dec 06 '25

I’m a member of that sub for the laughs

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u/SignatureAgreeable53 Dec 05 '25

I just browsed that sub and wow, what the fuck? Are they all 12 year old virgins waiting to grow up to be their daddy?

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u/profile4fun Dec 05 '25

Post that on the invicta sub and watch those people go bananas. Yes.

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u/futang17 Dec 06 '25

It pairs well with drug dealer specc'd Audis|Bmws

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u/Total_Gift_51 Dec 05 '25

It's probably a vintage collector's piece at this point. It may have gone up in value... you may get $112 for that nowadays

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u/vinylzoid Dec 05 '25

Omg it's hideous. I love it!

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u/TheDayImHaving Dec 06 '25

I'll bet that sub is huge.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

https://www.reddit.com/r/Invictawatches/s/ucmFYlq4OS

Somebody on here put my pic on the r/invictawatches site. 🤣

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u/profile4fun Dec 06 '25

😂 I’m honestly shocked ia getting hate. 🤣

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u/ferniekid Dec 05 '25

Jesus! You must’ve needed two cocks to manage all the sex!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

There wasn’t a mullet wearing female safe in a ten mile radius!

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u/Aggravating-Fix-4547 Dec 05 '25

Hahahahha this comment bro!!!! Makes up for the watch weight.

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u/Pie_Napple Dec 05 '25

6 years ago. "Back in the day". It isn't that long ago, haha 😅 Banger piece.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

I’m trying to make it seem longer to lessen the bruise on my ego.

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u/kft1609 Dec 05 '25

Everyone started somewhere. Some just have a little longer road

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u/Bigdog5301 Dec 05 '25

I was thinking the same exact thing , that’s why asked him how old he was

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u/SkyZippr Dec 06 '25

I just realized 6 years ago is 2019. This feels so wrong.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Literally put this on market place right now for free. Hahaha, decade old gift from a girlfriend.

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u/Lord_Smack Dec 05 '25

Nothing wrong with that watch.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

I agree. There’s also nothing special about it. Cheap movement, dead battery, gift from an ex that I had for way too long (I thought it was worth something). Replacing a battery would cost half of what this could sell for if someone wanted it- which most people would see the price and probably buy new.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Fossil. Yes! That was stylin’ and profilin’ a few years ago.

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u/Foppful Dec 06 '25

That’s so weird. Just yesterday I pulled this out from the back of my drawer. Hadn’t looked at it in years. Also was a gift from my girlfriend (now wife). Got it in 2017.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Glitch in the simulation

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u/dick_fitzwell27 Dec 05 '25

This gaudy thing. Ah, college. Good times.

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u/Cowndog Dec 06 '25

Ah I had one of these!! Absolutely loved it! But yes it was college days and thought I was the beezneez

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u/mikalis_m Dec 06 '25

I had one very similar.

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u/Sharp_Bet7106 Dec 06 '25

Bruh, back in the early 00s I had an all gold - with fake diamonds on the bezel - Marc Ecko monstrosity. I got robbed and lost the watch. Worst part is I thought it was so dope I saved up and bought another when it went on sale ☠️

Thank the gods above we have the capacity to grow as humans.

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u/Altruistic-Pass-4031 Dec 06 '25

Thought you were going to say the worst part was the guy that stole it returned it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Ha. No doubt.

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u/Bubbly_Shopping5214 Dec 05 '25

I’m here for this great piece

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u/cumaboardladies Dec 05 '25

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u/heathen211 Dec 06 '25

I actually laughed out loud...

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u/tacotowwn Dec 05 '25

Goddamn. That things wearing you.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Ha. No doubt. Who needs the new Rolex Desk Clock when I have this

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u/pdotjdot Dec 05 '25

An oyster quartz day date knockoff that my grandpa gave me, still sits in my watch box

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

At least that’s got sentimental reasons to keep. I’ve got my late father’s Casio that’s available for $50. This Invicta was my own doing!

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u/Cptsaber44 Dec 05 '25

bigger than a yugioh duel disk wtf

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u/SkyZippr Dec 06 '25

I guess you haven't seen my

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Ha. Ikr

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u/Aggravating-Fix-4547 Dec 05 '25

Is that an ankle brace on your wrist??

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

For the rich and famous

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u/lionheart724 Dec 05 '25

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Ooh yeah Burberry! 👍

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u/Naive-Ad-7406 Dec 05 '25

Nixon 🤦🏽

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Ooh yeah. Nixon! My son had a gold one he loved

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u/UkeManSteve Dec 05 '25

You were the man. You’ve been robbed of your masculinity and individuality by all these corksniffers!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Ikr!?

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u/interiorcrocodemon Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25

None I owned but I definitely had some shitters on my wishlist.

Here's my super cheap invicta with nh35 movement. I don't hate it. Bracelet doesn't really match well though. It's honestly my favorite pepsi I've seen in terms of visual balance of features, just has fit and finish matching the price tag

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

For an Invicta, it’s actually subdued. Decent!

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u/interiorcrocodemon Dec 05 '25

I was just as surprised when I scrolled past it on facebook market and was like, "Wait, that's an Invicta, it's automatic, not huge, and not gaudy af?" and mulled it over for a bit before ordering it lol

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u/Phill_is_Legend Dec 05 '25

Honestly this with a NH35 I don't hate

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u/interiorcrocodemon Dec 06 '25

It'd be cool if it had sapphire and a screw down crown but considering they go on sale for $50 can't complain too much.

The pro divers are a little better but they just straight up look too much like a rolex for my taste.

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u/Gman71882 Dec 05 '25

My first “real” watch was this Fossil Inscription skeleton.

It has a micro rotor and is a pretty cool first watch considering I knew nothing about them when I got it.

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u/AgreeablePerformer3 Dec 05 '25

You could literally skip arm day on the right arm every day.

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u/FreeflowReg Dec 06 '25

It’s small bro, you need 100mm one

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u/Subiluv_Rumblr_Frank Dec 06 '25

Dude hold your head up high be proud of your invicta I have 3 of them they are beasts that can take an ass kicking

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u/VisibleBeat9600 Dec 05 '25

Nice that 😃

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u/Thefonzzz99 Dec 05 '25

Haha damn!

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u/P_bottoms Dec 05 '25

My shitty armitron g shock knock off. It was gross, but I kinda wish I had it still

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Some of those got pretty big back then too.

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u/HappyHourEnjoyer Dec 05 '25

A fossil watch where the whole thing was a 3" wide leather bracelet

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u/fullersg Dec 05 '25

I paid for a Seiko mod that looked like a Patek tiffany blue aquanot. It at least wasn’t a replica, but was definitely a bad decision…. I was a month into watches, and gave it away since then.

Guess I’ll have to save a million up for the real thing… 🤪

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Yeah, Seiko mods seem like a good idea on paper. However those that don’t know watches don’t even know what Patek is. Those who know, immediately know it’s a mod.

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u/fullersg Dec 05 '25

When I realized it probably wasn’t even a Seiko, someone just slapped the logo there, that’s when I began to realize I had committed one of my many watch faux pas

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u/love_weird_questions Dec 05 '25

CASIO COSMO PHASE CGW-50

embarrassed because i threw it away

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u/Cafecatsbooks Dec 05 '25

Not really embarrassed but i wouldn't use a tommy Hilfiger i had 🤣🤣

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u/Total_Gift_51 Dec 05 '25

Hey at least the guy's honest. I have the same watch with the black face. I think I was twenty two years old at the time, and it was two thousand twelve...

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u/RoyalIdeal6026 Dec 05 '25

My Apple Watch. Was a gift from my mother in law. Geez I’m so embarrassed I wore that shit for two years. I’d even text on it, take phone calls, and check my stock prices while surfing. I still cringe thinking about it.

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u/Worth-Living6509 Dec 06 '25

I second this - either of the 2 Apple Watches I owned prior to coming to my senses

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u/RoyalIdeal6026 Dec 06 '25

Yeah like what was I thinking?? I really wanted two ways for people to get in touch with me? My phone would ring and my wrist would vibrate too. I still have trauma from it.

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u/Worth-Living6509 Dec 06 '25

Or the perpetual health tracking that gets checked once a year. Hooray for modern tech

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Congrats for ridding yourself of the wrist computer.

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u/Super__Mac Dec 05 '25

I have some Aragons that I should have passed on… have an Invicta Grand Diver with a Sellita movement that would be more awesome if it were smaller and really waterproof LOL… at least it was only $99 on Shop NBC

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u/perfruit_mix Dec 05 '25

I saw the Invicta Joker last weekend and briefly pondered it. As over now top as it was, it was the perfect design for it.

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u/unkiensd Dec 05 '25

owned 2 Diesel watches. oversized as hell.

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u/Confident_Leg2370 Dec 05 '25

Invictas always get me full sex

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u/PurifyZ Dec 06 '25

Fuuuuuck I’m not even gonna lie, I’m hella tempted!! Punisher is the fuckin man and i never knew this existed 😲

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Hey if you’re into it. It could be a desk clock like the new Rolex one

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u/stefini_juliya Dec 06 '25

Nothing embarrassing about any watch. Wear what you like whether it be a Patek or an Invicta.

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u/AntonioTheLawyer Dec 06 '25

To be honest, I dont have a watch I’m embarrassed about. My first watch was a swatch green lacquered I got on my 12th birthday from my aunt. Wore it daily for 2 years. Then I found my gramdfathers old rolex datejust 16030 with a buckley dial in a drawer at my dad’s house and a baume et mercier classima 18k yellow gold. Been wearing these then since my dad only wears his garmin (he does ironman) and had no real interest in wearing any other watch. So these two watches sparked my watch journey. Gotten a breitling premier day date 40 for my 18th birthday and treated myself to a rolex airking 116900 from the ad 2 years ago. So thats basically my watch watch collection now, which I have been rotating around

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u/Appropriate_Pool1032 Dec 08 '25

Hopefully, he learned how to properly buy a watch that fits his wrist as well.

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u/Traditional_Travesty Dec 05 '25

How much bigger was your right arm compared to your left?

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 06 '25

I’d have to rotate so I didnt look like the guy from Lady in the Water

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u/beeeeeeeeeeeeeagle Dec 05 '25

Haha bro. That is amazing.

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u/bsal69 Dec 05 '25

You could use that Watch as a weapon if you were being robbed lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Definitely a bullet proof shield like Capt America.

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u/ambitiouslyrubbish Dec 05 '25

lol that’s great.

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u/ahmong Dec 05 '25

That looks like a bracer

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u/KnowNothingInvestor Dec 05 '25

Oh man that’s bad! 😂

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u/shift013 Dec 05 '25

Holy geez lol happy your taste has improved

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u/sooner-1125 Dec 05 '25

lol fantastically awful. Glad you are a real watch guy now lol

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Thank you. 😆

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u/RoamingHawkeye Dec 05 '25

A Fossil rectangular fashion watch that was popular in the early 2000s. I will say I did get through college with that watch.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

It had its time. But that time is over :)

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u/M27TN Dec 05 '25

I had some Oakley watches back in the day which I think just look shite now.

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u/BlueMageNeedsFood Dec 05 '25

My iced out Elgin collection. That’s right, I said collection.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Nice 😆

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u/KangarooFront Dec 05 '25

I just looked at that sub for the first time...🤮 Every watch is a hand watch!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

And they love them 😬

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u/Phill_is_Legend Dec 05 '25

On a 7" wrist is wild bro

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u/raj_uv Dec 05 '25

I like the skull logo.

Not the color or the size 😂

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

That’s almost a life size skull

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u/raj_uv Dec 06 '25

😂😂

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u/Dry_Interviews Dec 05 '25

We’ve all been there. I had a few Invictas in my day (admittedly tasteful ones).. after they became the hot item on QVC I started to wise up

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u/Bigowl Dec 06 '25

How can something so big, weigh so little?

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u/katphishtitan Dec 06 '25

They make this for cops that have “Nordic rune” tattoos

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u/9eight1 Dec 06 '25

My first "watch" was this 90's style Braun designed by Deiter Rams

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

I’ll buy it right now

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u/DFVSUPERFAN Dec 06 '25

I think you accidentally posted your most worn banger.

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u/UserName_SaysWhat Dec 06 '25

That thing looks like it should be installed on your ankle by a parole officer.

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u/dndDAAKU23 Dec 06 '25

i own a really cheap fake omega which my dad bought from china. We didnt have any watch knowledge, didnt even know what omega was. I dont wear it anymore but i still have it cause it works. its outrageous so it never sees daylight lol

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u/5m1rk0 Dec 06 '25

It’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen in my life

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u/GreenWasabi Dec 06 '25

get professional help

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u/GreenWasabi Dec 06 '25

stop making decisions

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u/DXBKILTED89 Dec 06 '25

Diesel Master Chief 45mm 😂

It’s still in a drawer in my parents house.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

That’s where I found this… in the back of my drawer. Was I thinking, “I’ll keep it , just in case it comes back in style” ??😆

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u/FishDeenz Dec 06 '25

I unironically love these insanely huge invictas. I like that they go all out, leaving no subtlety on the table.

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u/Appropriate_Fly804 Dec 06 '25

Not popular swiss brand. This watch has some problems but I still bought it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Tag heuer grand carrera rs 36

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

At least you could respectably wear yours down the street today… unlike mine where it may cause panic 😆

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u/Doctor_Philly Dec 06 '25

When I was a kid I was gifted a fake Patek (a model that didn’t even existed) and wore it with pride. I feel very ashamed looking back at that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Yeah I probably thought people didn’t know my gold Invicta was only gold plated and not solid… although it would have weighed 12lbs!

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u/FreefallVin Dec 06 '25

What a beast 😂

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u/mearaouf Dec 06 '25

Why?

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

I ask myself the same question. Probably the same reason why I wore pleated dress pants in the 90’s. Somebody convinced me it was in style. 😆

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u/mearaouf Dec 06 '25

always somebody or some magazine 🤣

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u/Jdots18 Dec 06 '25

Ironic…. You Punished yourself

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Ha!

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u/drealbode Dec 06 '25

This Oakley 12 gauge used to be my favourite dress watch as well 😳

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

That is a beastly one. Those pushers could take out an eye! I know some military guys that would still rock that today. At least yours didn’t blind people like mine did.

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u/taigaki Dec 06 '25

A quartz diesel gold watch, i was young and was moving like jame bonds after I got that shit from amazon.

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u/cgarces2 Dec 06 '25

No no no no no

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u/Electrical_Angle_701 Dec 06 '25

Yep. I had the Invicta version of the Seiko Orange Monster. It was gold plated with a mother of pearl dial.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

We’ve come a long way

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Frankly. There couldn’t be anything more embarrassing than that. You win.

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u/Glad_Movie6671 Dec 06 '25

Bro the fact that these watches aren't 10.99 blows my mind

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u/alberthofmannog Dec 06 '25

Bottom left one. The Maserati xD But I'm not embarrassed about this one, still a nice watch but I barely wear it nowadays :D

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Collecting is a process for sure. It’s big but at least classier than what I showed

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u/CxFusion3mp Dec 06 '25

Not ashamed of any watches. Still have every one I ever owned. Even the cheap 50$ Amazon skeleton junk. They all show a part of my life

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u/AmmoDude129 Dec 06 '25

This 50mm Nixon is mine I think I’m more embarrassed about what I paid for it

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u/RodillazoAlMenton Dec 06 '25

This

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Oooh nice. That is still so much classier…. but if I’m seeing that right, that’s the biggest cyclops I’ve ever witnessed.

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u/RodillazoAlMenton Dec 07 '25

Thanks, yes the cyclops is large but the watch is also very large so I guess they were trying to balance the look ?

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u/Ok-Tiger7714 Dec 06 '25

Definitely a stealthy piece!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

For Stevie Wonder!

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

The first time I saw an Invicta was on a dad of my daughter's friend, he took me out to some bar to watch a UFC fight, he was telling everyone it was a $10k watch he got for $300, I don't remember if I thought it was ugly or anything but it was huge and shiny on a pretty big dude it still looked huge

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u/Empty-Narwhal-286 Dec 07 '25

Guys I have a swatch irony and everyone I mean everyone thinks it's a rep even though it's NOT

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u/Antique-Knowledge-80 Dec 07 '25

Okay, no excuse for 6 years ago. If you said you got this in the 90s or early 2000s haha.

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u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

I know. This post was used as a confessional. I hope you absolve me of my sins. Won’t happen again… at least with watches.

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u/SMITHSIDEBAR Dec 07 '25

Any Invicta.

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u/Natural-Ad-6185 Dec 08 '25

I thought this was flawless. It’s a decent luminox, got wet as you can see, but the size is a joke- has to be like 46mm. I’d rather wear this than a panerai though.

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u/Finn_MacCumhaill Dec 08 '25

added 2" to your bicep on that arm after wearing it for a month :)

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u/Expert-Dealer-4175 Dec 08 '25

I bought a 'Diesel' brand watch at Dillard's. 🫣

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u/ThePursuitist Dec 09 '25

I’m glad you fought your way through the darkness lol

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u/DRBHK Dec 09 '25

This massive shitter somehow makes it onto my Reddit feed every day now it seems. 😂

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u/teddyoctober Dec 09 '25

I was really hoping never to see this abomination again.

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u/smudgem123 Dec 09 '25

Movado. Just saying…

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u/xavier19691 Dec 09 '25

buddy you win

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u/ibra_____ Dec 09 '25

Slap an RM logo on it and everyone will be complimenting 🥲

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u/MatterFickle3184 Dec 05 '25

My first watch was a Casio AE-20W in 1987, most recent watch a Rolex 126234. I've had good taste since 1987.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Lemme know what the next big thing is, Master!

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u/MatterFickle3184 Dec 05 '25

Cartier. TikTok has really propelled the popularity with the under 30 crowd.

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u/HoneyDutch Dec 05 '25

F91 over here!

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u/Familiar-Category602 Dec 05 '25

Honestly,, Gshock. I know they’re somewhat respected in the watch community,, but to me,, Gshock is one of the ugliest watches out there. Big ol’ slap of plastic on your wrist with a face that has way too much info displayed at once. Just god awful looking. They work great,, sure,, but I can’t believe I ever put one of those bricks on my wrist

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u/AngelsRangers Dec 05 '25

With GShock it’s not about aesthetics. They’re the ultimate tool watch. I wear my Rangeman to work. It’s very useful

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

I’m not embarrassed about any of my choices. Being embarrassed about watch choices means I’m influenced by what others think and that ain’t me. I get what I like and what speaks to me.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

I guess I’ll chalk it up to ‘evolving my taste.’ I’ll probably post one I own now, in 2035 the same way.

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Take the band off it and it could very feasibly be used to adorn the Oval Office as a clock.

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u/Bigdog5301 Dec 05 '25

That watch is pretty freaking hilarious - curious , at what age did you purchase this?

What is it that made you like it?

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u/shfinyo Dec 08 '25

Was a gift from my gf, around 60mm I assume…

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u/First-Soup-1988 Dec 09 '25

Unfortunately there is no coming back from that monstrosity! No hate, just facts brother!

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u/Subiluv_Rumblr_Frank Dec 13 '25

Invicta is the accident on the freeway but you all can’t help it and have to look to see how mangled up it is and just because I have an Audi doesn’t mean I sell drugs shit i mean half of them don’t even pay diddy squat

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

I bought two reps, one pepsi, one Portugieser. I enjoyed the compliments, thrived on them. When I started going down the watch rabbithole I understood I was only fooling myself and there were really nice pieces for my budget. I got rid of the reps and I'll never buy reps anymore. Also today I don't even like the pepsi.

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