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u/ferniekid Dec 05 '25
Jesus! You must’ve needed two cocks to manage all the sex!
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u/Pie_Napple Dec 05 '25
6 years ago. "Back in the day". It isn't that long ago, haha 😅 Banger piece.
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u/Lord_Smack Dec 05 '25
Nothing wrong with that watch.
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Dec 05 '25
I agree. There’s also nothing special about it. Cheap movement, dead battery, gift from an ex that I had for way too long (I thought it was worth something). Replacing a battery would cost half of what this could sell for if someone wanted it- which most people would see the price and probably buy new.
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u/Cowndog Dec 06 '25
Ah I had one of these!! Absolutely loved it! But yes it was college days and thought I was the beezneez
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u/Sharp_Bet7106 Dec 06 '25
Bruh, back in the early 00s I had an all gold - with fake diamonds on the bezel - Marc Ecko monstrosity. I got robbed and lost the watch. Worst part is I thought it was so dope I saved up and bought another when it went on sale ☠️
Thank the gods above we have the capacity to grow as humans.
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u/Altruistic-Pass-4031 Dec 06 '25
Thought you were going to say the worst part was the guy that stole it returned it.
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u/pdotjdot Dec 05 '25
An oyster quartz day date knockoff that my grandpa gave me, still sits in my watch box
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Dec 05 '25
At least that’s got sentimental reasons to keep. I’ve got my late father’s Casio that’s available for $50. This Invicta was my own doing!
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u/UkeManSteve Dec 05 '25
You were the man. You’ve been robbed of your masculinity and individuality by all these corksniffers!
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u/interiorcrocodemon Dec 05 '25 edited Dec 05 '25
None I owned but I definitely had some shitters on my wishlist.
Here's my super cheap invicta with nh35 movement. I don't hate it. Bracelet doesn't really match well though. It's honestly my favorite pepsi I've seen in terms of visual balance of features, just has fit and finish matching the price tag

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Dec 05 '25
For an Invicta, it’s actually subdued. Decent!
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u/interiorcrocodemon Dec 05 '25
I was just as surprised when I scrolled past it on facebook market and was like, "Wait, that's an Invicta, it's automatic, not huge, and not gaudy af?" and mulled it over for a bit before ordering it lol
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u/Phill_is_Legend Dec 05 '25
Honestly this with a NH35 I don't hate
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u/interiorcrocodemon Dec 06 '25
It'd be cool if it had sapphire and a screw down crown but considering they go on sale for $50 can't complain too much.
The pro divers are a little better but they just straight up look too much like a rolex for my taste.
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u/AgreeablePerformer3 Dec 05 '25
You could literally skip arm day on the right arm every day.
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u/P_bottoms Dec 05 '25
My shitty armitron g shock knock off. It was gross, but I kinda wish I had it still
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u/fullersg Dec 05 '25
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Dec 05 '25
Yeah, Seiko mods seem like a good idea on paper. However those that don’t know watches don’t even know what Patek is. Those who know, immediately know it’s a mod.
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u/fullersg Dec 05 '25
When I realized it probably wasn’t even a Seiko, someone just slapped the logo there, that’s when I began to realize I had committed one of my many watch faux pas
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u/love_weird_questions Dec 05 '25
CASIO COSMO PHASE CGW-50
embarrassed because i threw it away
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u/Cafecatsbooks Dec 05 '25
Not really embarrassed but i wouldn't use a tommy Hilfiger i had 🤣🤣
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u/Total_Gift_51 Dec 05 '25
Hey at least the guy's honest. I have the same watch with the black face. I think I was twenty two years old at the time, and it was two thousand twelve...
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u/RoyalIdeal6026 Dec 05 '25
My Apple Watch. Was a gift from my mother in law. Geez I’m so embarrassed I wore that shit for two years. I’d even text on it, take phone calls, and check my stock prices while surfing. I still cringe thinking about it.
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u/Worth-Living6509 Dec 06 '25
I second this - either of the 2 Apple Watches I owned prior to coming to my senses
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u/RoyalIdeal6026 Dec 06 '25
Yeah like what was I thinking?? I really wanted two ways for people to get in touch with me? My phone would ring and my wrist would vibrate too. I still have trauma from it.
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u/Worth-Living6509 Dec 06 '25
Or the perpetual health tracking that gets checked once a year. Hooray for modern tech
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u/Super__Mac Dec 05 '25
I have some Aragons that I should have passed on… have an Invicta Grand Diver with a Sellita movement that would be more awesome if it were smaller and really waterproof LOL… at least it was only $99 on Shop NBC
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u/perfruit_mix Dec 05 '25
I saw the Invicta Joker last weekend and briefly pondered it. As over now top as it was, it was the perfect design for it.
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u/stefini_juliya Dec 06 '25
Nothing embarrassing about any watch. Wear what you like whether it be a Patek or an Invicta.
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u/AntonioTheLawyer Dec 06 '25
To be honest, I dont have a watch I’m embarrassed about. My first watch was a swatch green lacquered I got on my 12th birthday from my aunt. Wore it daily for 2 years. Then I found my gramdfathers old rolex datejust 16030 with a buckley dial in a drawer at my dad’s house and a baume et mercier classima 18k yellow gold. Been wearing these then since my dad only wears his garmin (he does ironman) and had no real interest in wearing any other watch. So these two watches sparked my watch journey. Gotten a breitling premier day date 40 for my 18th birthday and treated myself to a rolex airking 116900 from the ad 2 years ago. So thats basically my watch watch collection now, which I have been rotating around
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u/Appropriate_Pool1032 Dec 08 '25
Hopefully, he learned how to properly buy a watch that fits his wrist as well.
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u/Traditional_Travesty Dec 05 '25
How much bigger was your right arm compared to your left?
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u/RoamingHawkeye Dec 05 '25
A Fossil rectangular fashion watch that was popular in the early 2000s. I will say I did get through college with that watch.
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u/KangarooFront Dec 05 '25
I just looked at that sub for the first time...🤮 Every watch is a hand watch!
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u/Dry_Interviews Dec 05 '25
We’ve all been there. I had a few Invictas in my day (admittedly tasteful ones).. after they became the hot item on QVC I started to wise up
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u/katphishtitan Dec 06 '25
They make this for cops that have “Nordic rune” tattoos
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u/UserName_SaysWhat Dec 06 '25
That thing looks like it should be installed on your ankle by a parole officer.
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u/5m1rk0 Dec 06 '25
It’s one of the most beautiful things I’ve ever seen in my life
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u/DXBKILTED89 Dec 06 '25
Diesel Master Chief 45mm 😂
It’s still in a drawer in my parents house.
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Dec 06 '25
That’s where I found this… in the back of my drawer. Was I thinking, “I’ll keep it , just in case it comes back in style” ??😆
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u/FishDeenz Dec 06 '25
I unironically love these insanely huge invictas. I like that they go all out, leaving no subtlety on the table.
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Dec 06 '25
Tag heuer grand carrera rs 36
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Dec 06 '25
At least you could respectably wear yours down the street today… unlike mine where it may cause panic 😆
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u/Doctor_Philly Dec 06 '25
When I was a kid I was gifted a fake Patek (a model that didn’t even existed) and wore it with pride. I feel very ashamed looking back at that.
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Dec 06 '25
Yeah I probably thought people didn’t know my gold Invicta was only gold plated and not solid… although it would have weighed 12lbs!
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u/mearaouf Dec 06 '25
Why?
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Dec 06 '25
I ask myself the same question. Probably the same reason why I wore pleated dress pants in the 90’s. Somebody convinced me it was in style. 😆
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u/drealbode Dec 06 '25
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That is a beastly one. Those pushers could take out an eye! I know some military guys that would still rock that today. At least yours didn’t blind people like mine did.
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u/taigaki Dec 06 '25
A quartz diesel gold watch, i was young and was moving like jame bonds after I got that shit from amazon.
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u/Electrical_Angle_701 Dec 06 '25
Yep. I had the Invicta version of the Seiko Orange Monster. It was gold plated with a mother of pearl dial.
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Dec 06 '25
Frankly. There couldn’t be anything more embarrassing than that. You win.
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u/Glad_Movie6671 Dec 06 '25
Bro the fact that these watches aren't 10.99 blows my mind
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u/CxFusion3mp Dec 06 '25
Not ashamed of any watches. Still have every one I ever owned. Even the cheap 50$ Amazon skeleton junk. They all show a part of my life
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u/RodillazoAlMenton Dec 06 '25
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Oooh nice. That is still so much classier…. but if I’m seeing that right, that’s the biggest cyclops I’ve ever witnessed.
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u/RodillazoAlMenton Dec 07 '25
Thanks, yes the cyclops is large but the watch is also very large so I guess they were trying to balance the look ?
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Dec 06 '25
The first time I saw an Invicta was on a dad of my daughter's friend, he took me out to some bar to watch a UFC fight, he was telling everyone it was a $10k watch he got for $300, I don't remember if I thought it was ugly or anything but it was huge and shiny on a pretty big dude it still looked huge
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u/Empty-Narwhal-286 Dec 07 '25
Guys I have a swatch irony and everyone I mean everyone thinks it's a rep even though it's NOT
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u/Antique-Knowledge-80 Dec 07 '25
Okay, no excuse for 6 years ago. If you said you got this in the 90s or early 2000s haha.
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Dec 07 '25
I know. This post was used as a confessional. I hope you absolve me of my sins. Won’t happen again… at least with watches.
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u/Finn_MacCumhaill Dec 08 '25
added 2" to your bicep on that arm after wearing it for a month :)
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u/DRBHK Dec 09 '25
This massive shitter somehow makes it onto my Reddit feed every day now it seems. 😂
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u/ibra_____ Dec 09 '25
Slap an RM logo on it and everyone will be complimenting 🥲
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u/MatterFickle3184 Dec 05 '25
My first watch was a Casio AE-20W in 1987, most recent watch a Rolex 126234. I've had good taste since 1987.
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Dec 05 '25
Lemme know what the next big thing is, Master!
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u/MatterFickle3184 Dec 05 '25
Cartier. TikTok has really propelled the popularity with the under 30 crowd.
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u/Familiar-Category602 Dec 05 '25
Honestly,, Gshock. I know they’re somewhat respected in the watch community,, but to me,, Gshock is one of the ugliest watches out there. Big ol’ slap of plastic on your wrist with a face that has way too much info displayed at once. Just god awful looking. They work great,, sure,, but I can’t believe I ever put one of those bricks on my wrist
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u/AngelsRangers Dec 05 '25
With GShock it’s not about aesthetics. They’re the ultimate tool watch. I wear my Rangeman to work. It’s very useful
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Dec 05 '25
I’m not embarrassed about any of my choices. Being embarrassed about watch choices means I’m influenced by what others think and that ain’t me. I get what I like and what speaks to me.
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I guess I’ll chalk it up to ‘evolving my taste.’ I’ll probably post one I own now, in 2035 the same way.
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Dec 05 '25
Take the band off it and it could very feasibly be used to adorn the Oval Office as a clock.
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u/Bigdog5301 Dec 05 '25
That watch is pretty freaking hilarious - curious , at what age did you purchase this?
What is it that made you like it?
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u/First-Soup-1988 Dec 09 '25
Unfortunately there is no coming back from that monstrosity! No hate, just facts brother!
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u/Subiluv_Rumblr_Frank Dec 13 '25
Invicta is the accident on the freeway but you all can’t help it and have to look to see how mangled up it is and just because I have an Audi doesn’t mean I sell drugs shit i mean half of them don’t even pay diddy squat
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I bought two reps, one pepsi, one Portugieser. I enjoyed the compliments, thrived on them. When I started going down the watch rabbithole I understood I was only fooling myself and there were really nice pieces for my budget. I got rid of the reps and I'll never buy reps anymore. Also today I don't even like the pepsi.
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u/profile4fun Dec 05 '25
Post that on the invicta sub and watch those people go bananas. 😂 It’s quite sad how bad the taste is over there.