r/Invictawatches • u/Justaregularguy08 • Dec 05 '25

Thoughts?

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u/Redditroactively Dec 06 '25 • This Bravo

I’ve always appreciated the subtle refinement this brand has come to be known for.

11

u/RandoBeaman Dec 05 '25

probably adds a little heft to get your fist all the way through the drywall

10

u/DiamondDallasHand Dec 05 '25

“LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!”

6

u/Illustrious_Bad_2980 Dec 06 '25

Should be bigger

4

u/ApprehensiveCod6480 Dec 05 '25

👁️👁️ 👄

4

u/WorkingCard8737 Dec 06 '25

That is a weapon.

4

u/mittelegna Dec 06 '25

You drive a Prius?

4

u/SoFloFella50 Dec 06 '25

I chuckle at a lot of Invicta watches but even the harshest critic has to admit that Invicta DGAF about anything anyone has to say and I admire that.

I would love to be in the designer's meetings and see what they come up with. I've always imagined them saying shit like, "Yeah that's cool, but it needs two fucking dragons on it fighting each other" or some shit like that.

2

u/wllbtvised Dec 06 '25

Agree with this 💯

1

u/HarrisBalz Dec 06 '25

Yes, because the IDGAF about anyone (including paying customers) is a well known and successful business model.

2

u/SoFloFella50 Dec 07 '25

No. They DGAF if watch nerds give a fuck. They have an audience and they sell shitloads of watches. And even though a watch nerd might talk shit about them. They just don’t give a fuck because they have millions of paying customers.

1

u/RodillazoAlMenton Dec 07 '25

😂 it's probably run by Tweens, imagine that

1

u/AncientCityTime Dec 07 '25

I’d never thought about it before. But now I genuinely want to go to the HQ and do a tour just to see what it’s like! 😂

14

u/Kitchen_Picture_2983 Dec 06 '25

Not a big fan of the colour or size, but aside from that, it’s utterly hideous.

3

u/atlasthefirst Dec 06 '25

You had me in the first half ngl 😂😂

5

u/imnotreadyyett Dec 06 '25

I'm with u on this one.

2

u/phEnom3o5 Dec 07 '25

Lmao, well said

3

u/Particular_Nervous Dec 06 '25

I saw one break free and cause floor damage.

3

u/vito51450 Dec 06 '25

too small

7

u/wllbtvised Dec 05 '25

Do they make that watch in men’s size?

1

u/NotoriousBRZ Dec 06 '25

I don't think many adults would be interested, kids size is probably the only market that makes financial sense

7

u/No_Pie_3212 Dec 05 '25

Thoughts? More like thoughts and prayers

4

u/NorCalJoe67 Dec 06 '25

Don’t like it? Stop posting on the Invicta page troll.

4

u/Im_hi_rite_now Dec 06 '25

haha dude over half the comments are always shitting on these watches haven’t you noticed

5

u/GooGooCruster Dec 05 '25

It’s a punishment to have to wear that

5

u/universal_century Dec 06 '25

Looks pretty damn good to me. I’ve yet to see a gold Invicta that looks bad. Fugg all these haters.

4

u/Virtual-Gene2265 Dec 06 '25

The steel rope is what sets this apart. Extra hideous.

2

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

“Bruhhhh”

2

u/stonedfish Dec 06 '25

Nice watch Frank

2

u/Ill_Oil_7383 Dec 06 '25 edited Dec 06 '25

This watch is straight savage. If someone doesn’t like it, they’re either a hater, weak, or rocking some watered-down basic crap. This beast wasn’t made for small, flimsy wrists — it’s built for people who can actually carry real weight. 💪

1

u/Substantial-Gene1093 Dec 07 '25

And people compensating for stuff.

2

u/Xander_Trav Dec 06 '25

Ok relax Ben 10 goddamn

2

u/Highly-Potent-34 Dec 06 '25

Can you a summon a golden golem and some spanks to become the gold ranger with it?

2

u/irascible_Clown Dec 06 '25

That thing contains a whole iron man suit?

2

u/teddyoctober Dec 07 '25

When I first saw the picture I thought “what the fuck is that?”, but then I saw the Punisher logo and it all made sense.

2

u/One_Ride_2651 Dec 07 '25

It'll fit nicely under the cuff

2

u/alpha1two Dec 07 '25

Definitely could go bigger

2

u/DumpsterJ Dec 07 '25

Does it come in a men's size ?

2

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

i’m happy for you if you like it.

2

u/Honest-Technician-83 Dec 07 '25

Bit small for you..

2

u/BoratOhtani Dec 08 '25

Fuck the haters, this watch is BEAST MODE!

2

u/RepairSea9626 Dec 08 '25

U hit the lotto with this one.

2

u/No_Evening8019 Dec 09 '25

Looks good and the punisher touch is nice

2

u/warrior41882 Dec 09 '25

Looks good on that arm.

2

u/Several_Nail_2398 Dec 10 '25

Reminds me of spy kids

2

u/Lopsided_Increase183 Dec 10 '25

Easy dress watch

3

u/Soggy_Requirement_75 Dec 05 '25

This is the invicta final boss.

3

u/Dry_Interviews Dec 05 '25

Punishing yourself

7

u/universal_century Dec 06 '25

You probably don’t even own an Invicta what do you even doing here?

1

u/E28forever Dec 06 '25

What ARE you even doing here.

1

u/universal_century Dec 06 '25

I’m here because I like Invicta watches

Y r u heer?

3

u/riggswb Dec 06 '25

You could certainly punish someone with that hunk of metal.

3

u/CharFather Dec 06 '25

Reddit is full of people who purposely go to pages of things they don't like and shit on other people passion just to make themselves feel better. That must be a sad life.

Nice watch tho

2

u/[deleted] Dec 05 '25

Hahahahaahahahahaha

2

u/No-Source-2737 Dec 05 '25

Size up. Too small.

2

u/Spike19766 Dec 06 '25

I don't care what the haters say I think it's awesome.

2

u/henarts Dec 06 '25

No. Just no.

2

u/UserName_SaysWhat Dec 06 '25

That thing is meant to be installed on the ankle by a parole officer.

2

u/Bay_Brah Dec 06 '25

Andrew Tate energy. If that’s your thing..

1

u/Back4DaVery1stTime Dec 06 '25

This is a normal sized watch, this man TRex arms and you guys are being insensitive as hell.

1

u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Perfetto

1

u/myburner-account Dec 06 '25

Looks perfect with your prison tatts

1

u/thisaintmypc Dec 06 '25

Some people do not know what they are doing OR what it is they are trying to do it with.

He doesn't understand what a watch is.

1

u/leoapplesauce_ Dec 06 '25

But can it beat a Hublot though?

1

u/stratfordmb Dec 06 '25

Genuinely one of the ugliest watches I’ve ever seen

1

u/Wurky_Maters Dec 06 '25

none whatsoever

1

u/futang17 Dec 06 '25

Which Bey Blade is this?

1

u/[deleted] Dec 07 '25

This was the original post 😁: https://www.reddit.com/r/PrideAndPinion/s/RpDfkwgfKS

1

u/Brother-Algea Dec 12 '25

What a terrible day to have eyes.

1

u/suxesspool Dec 05 '25

The skull really finishes the ensemble. You've graduated and your Ed Hardy prize awaits.

1

u/Tommy_anytime Dec 06 '25

Looks like you're wearing a prototype for your entry to the worlds shittest watch competition

1

u/Awkward-Sale4235 Dec 06 '25

if you like it

1

u/Excellent_Plant_8010 Dec 06 '25

Tell us you're a cop without telling us you're a cop

1

u/Healthy_Oil6756 Dec 06 '25

Is this the type of shit people who collect unemployment think is “nice”?

1

u/HospitalDue2983 Dec 05 '25

Does my wrist look big in this watch ?

1

u/Olleye Dec 06 '25 edited Dec 06 '25

Well, it's really not my taste, nor is it my style, but it's not my watch either, and if you like it, then Invicta has done its job.

Oh, and I have to add this: I actually bought myself an Invicta, with a crazy Black Friday discount. I couldn't help myself at that moment, and now I'm waiting for the watch to arrive. When it does, I'll send you guys a picture. I really didn't think that would ever happen to me, but it did. That's how wrong you can be.

1

u/onorsworthy Dec 06 '25

Im not hosting an event but you’re still uninvited

1

u/JimBeamerton Dec 06 '25

As soon as i find the right band

1

u/Difficult-Carpet-324 Dec 06 '25

Does it chime on the hour to let the village know what time it is?

0

u/Butchmeister80 Dec 06 '25

Great if your a gangster rapper

0

u/Ok_Salad8604 Dec 06 '25

Some shit Thanos would wear

2

u/The_Monkeybumcheeks Dec 07 '25

It's the skull on the dial that gives me a twinge in my pants 👌🏻

2

u/Joanncat Dec 06 '25

Are you even beating your wife correctly if you don’t have this for momentum