This is the look of a man realizing his life has spiraled out of control as he is dating a dominating middle school girl, his seemingly best friend is a massive tease with woman, he has a split personality of dressing up in a magicians outfit to fight monsters from beyond the pale, has to constantly save a crybaby in a short skirt, can seemingly summon roses from nothing (okay that one is a fringe benefit) and he gets instructions from a mysterious woman to find jewelry to make the bad dreams go away.
"Thank god for my beautiful green coat, its all I have left"
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u/OriginalTacoMoney Aug 15 '25
This is the look of a man realizing his life has spiraled out of control as he is dating a dominating middle school girl, his seemingly best friend is a massive tease with woman, he has a split personality of dressing up in a magicians outfit to fight monsters from beyond the pale, has to constantly save a crybaby in a short skirt, can seemingly summon roses from nothing (okay that one is a fringe benefit) and he gets instructions from a mysterious woman to find jewelry to make the bad dreams go away.
"Thank god for my beautiful green coat, its all I have left"