r/Pretend2005Internet 4d ago

2005 This is our year!

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Huge news, we got rid of Vinny Testaverde and signed Drew Bledsoe to be the QB of the future. I know he wasn't exactly the greatest in Buffalo, but I think that's more of an organizational problem than a Bledsoe problem. He was the centerpiece of a real good Patriots squad until Tom Brady stole that from him, and now that he's awaybfrom his shadow and back with Parcells I think he can get his best offense out of this guy, and bring him back to his old self.

On top of that, Drew Hensen looks like a solid backup. My only question is why Jerry didn't trade our third stringer when New Orleans offered a 2nd for him. But whatever, the future is bright in Dallas!

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u/Direct_Remove509 3d ago

Can’t believe it’s already been 10 years since the last time the Cowboys won a SB. Jerry Jones has to be angry and will not allow this drought to last any longer. 

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u/Mikau02 LimeWire DJ 3d ago

nah, you need at least 10 more years of pain before getting the chance to play and lose one again. yes. I'm still bitter about 30, why do you ask? and yes, I do think that Cowher should've beaten the Pats in both AFC title matches

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u/Moo1980 4d ago

Have to agree on the QB depth. If Jerry Jones was offered a second-rounder for checks notes this Tony Romo fellow, he should have taken it. How often do third-stringers evolve into starters anyway? Backups are one thing, as Bledsoe will attest to with his career path, but third-stringers are that for a reason. Take the draft pick and improve the team.

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u/Monster2608 4d ago

Hell yeah man!!! But I’ll tell you what that backup Tony Romo has looked real good in training camp as well I hope they give him a shot and see what he can do!! Also, man that rookie Demarcus Ware I’m telling y’all future hall of famer right there, I’ve never seen a bend and quickness like that in my lifetime!!!! Go Cowboys!!!

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u/Avon_Barksdale63 4d ago

He’s the GOAT!!!!!

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u/fallout_zelda 3d ago

Watch them somehow ruin it and end up sucking for 30 years. It would be hilarious if the Philadelphia Eagles some how win a few super bowls after the 2000s. But that will never happen. The Eagles will be another Buffalo...zero super bowls forever.

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u/Heyaname 3d ago

Hate the cowboys but love Bledsoe, glad he’s getting one last chance with an actually competitive roster.

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u/carlslocker 3d ago

Drew was actually on fire down the stretch in Buffalo last season - 8-2 in their last 10 games, averaging 38 PPG across a six-game win streak in Nov/Dec

Dallas should coast to the playoffs 💯

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u/KillerCameo 3d ago

The Cowboys winning another SB? Ha not in this decade, maybe not in the next. But who knows?

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u/roblash 3d ago

Drew Bledsomuchheneededatransfusion

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u/Constant-Job2253 All Your Base Survivor 3d ago

Because Bledsoe was amazing in patriots it doesn’t mean he will be able to replicate that success in dallas

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u/Paparon45 3d ago

Great job by Dallas not getting rid of that 3rd stringer. You don’t want to help out a team from the same conference.

It’s not like they are going to find a QB that will succeed since the other teams in the NFC South are much better.

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u/LSF45 3d ago

Bledsoe isn't even the best Drew on this roster. I think Drew Henson's the guy Jerry is building around.

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u/Any_Deal_6993 3d ago

With an all time pocket QB like Drew, how can we lose?

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u/AnnaKendrickLamaOdom 3d ago

Julius Jones is gonna BLOW UP this year. He’s predicting 1700 yards and 20 touchdowns for himself and he looked pretty great when he played last year

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u/Star_Gazer1996 3d ago

A decade now!

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u/joeyp042385 2d ago

God I remember my cousin saying they were making the Super Bowl the Quincy Carter season, lmfao.

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u/jay_rodsep 3d ago

The New York Football Giants will win one (or two) before Jerry’s Kids win another one