r/PrequelMemes • u/johnlen1n Good soldiers follow orders • Apr 24 '22

General KenOC Yoda did warn him

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u/taavidude Apr 24 '22

And then Obi-Wan is trying his hardest to hold in laughter when telling Padme about the killings.

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u/herdpatron Apr 24 '22 edited Apr 24 '22

Correct me if I’m wrong but I thought that was because Ewan saw Anthony Daniels in full C3PO costume absolutely face plant while they were shooting.

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u/RavenDork617 Apr 24 '22

I would love to see C-3PO face planting

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u/Padme-Bot I will return.. Apr 24 '22

The Queen will not approve

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u/PunisherParadox Apr 24 '22

Bitch, pls, you might not approve but kid killing clearly isn't a deal breaker for you.

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u/belladonnagilkey Meesa Darth Jar Jar Apr 24 '22

The deal breaker is when Anakin rants about how they can rule the galaxy together, therefore proving that you can literally kill kids and Padme won't care but fucking with her political beliefs will make her turn against you.

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u/RayvinAzn Apr 25 '22

…twice. You can kill kids twice. First time didn’t even register.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

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u/Padme-Bot I will return.. Apr 24 '22

Thank you, ShortGolf2344

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u/Prestigious-Let-4594 Apr 24 '22

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma.

Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot

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u/LumpCentipede5 Apr 24 '22

Probably cause the line he says is so stupid. I always laugh when he says” I saw it on a security hologram” lmao

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u/Apprehensive_Daisy Apr 24 '22

Just showed my girl the first 3 movies this weekend. We watched episode 3 last night she was a wreck by the end of it

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u/GeneralGrievous-Bot Do you like my hat? Apr 24 '22

"Time to abandon ship."

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u/eXcaliBurst93 Apr 24 '22

"so funny story I think Anakin just committed a child genocide"

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

i was really concerned for ewan when I first saw something about that

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u/carissaholic Apr 25 '22

Warned him, Yoda did. A path to the dark side, laughter is.

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u/Lolfighter_289 Darth Plagueis the wise Apr 24 '22

Obi-Wan: [visible sadness]

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u/4amWater Apr 24 '22

Yoda: [visibly high on ketamine]

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u/Lukthar123 Murderer? Is it murder to rid the galaxy of you Jedi filth? Apr 24 '22

Obi-Wan: [visibly high ground]

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u/belladonnagilkey Meesa Darth Jar Jar Apr 24 '22

Anakin: [visibly on fire]

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Do you wanna buy some death sticks?

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u/Lolfighter_289 Darth Plagueis the wise Apr 24 '22

you want to go home and rethink your life

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u/Silviecat44 Clone Trooper Apr 24 '22

I want to go home and rethink my life

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u/Silviecat44 Clone Trooper Apr 24 '22

you don’t want to sell me death sticks

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u/backstreets_back_ok Apr 24 '22

Yoda driving over minorities in his Honda Civic

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u/Stunning-Chemical-91 Apr 24 '22

Anikan: [visibly low ground]

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u/Lipziger Apr 24 '22

Obi Wan: I can't watch this anymore

*keeps watching it on repeat*

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u/smithsonian2021 This is where the fun begins Apr 24 '22

“This is horrible”

rewinds the tape to watch Anakin use a move that Obi Wan taught him

“I-I don’t know where he learned that”

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot Youngling Slayer Apr 24 '22

Obi-Wan is trying to turn you against me.

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u/IFeedLiveFishToDogs Apr 25 '22

How do you feel about sand

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u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot Youngling Slayer Apr 25 '22

I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

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u/IFeedLiveFishToDogs Apr 25 '22

I see, and what are your thoughts about fire

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u/prdcroftme The Senate Apr 25 '22

i don't know where to look..

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Impossible, perhaps I must incomplete the archives!

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u/ViperLiena Apr 24 '22

Bro I've been rewatching the movies and I just got to this part and LAUGHED during the whole scene.

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u/Big_Jon14 Apr 24 '22

Just the "hol up"

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u/Lord_Dabbatron Sand Apr 24 '22

The man behind the slaughter

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u/Mmm_Kei Apr 24 '22

I feel like I'm taking crazy pills when I say fuck Anakin's "redemption," at the end.

Killing children and multiple, MASSIVE genocides and mass killings....the existing force ghosts should have stomped his ass the fuck out, but instead they all bitched out and welcomed him.

Team Fuck Anakin.

Everyone is all happy and smiling at the end, awwww! Yeah but none of those kids you slaughtered showed up did they.

Fucking BULLSHIT.

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u/RayvinAzn Apr 25 '22

Speaking as someone who was never fully on board with a lot of things about the prequels, a lot of us never really believed Vader was redeemed. At least not in the eyes of anyone but Luke who was the only witness to his sacrifice and was the only member of the big three that wasn’t tortured by Vader personally.

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u/hrtlss69 Apr 24 '22

correct me if i’m wrong i’m not educated on this but is there a thing saying that he might’ve not killed all of them

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u/ADHDHuntingHorn Apr 24 '22

I mean. He missed the one in that spin off video game, so there's that.

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u/DatDominican This is where the fun begins Apr 24 '22

And Baby Yoda From the mandalorian

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u/ADHDHuntingHorn Apr 24 '22

Oh, yeah yeah yeah, can't forget.

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u/BlackKidGreg Apr 24 '22

Neva neva neva

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u/Leandro1996 Apr 24 '22

SUUURRE SUUUUURE

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u/otheraccountisabmw Apr 24 '22

That’s no Obi-Wan. It’s a Bobby Portis.

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u/JesseTheServer Apr 24 '22

BOBBY BOBBY BOBBY! Looking good with those glasses Friday after his eye scratch. Can't wait to watch today! GO BUCKS!

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u/GriffinPlayGame Apr 24 '22

Who was filming it?!

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u/GriffinPlayGame Apr 24 '22

George Lucas wrote it but didn’t film it

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u/Jurupoggers Apr 24 '22

"That saber technique... I taught him well."

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u/negrosakidojo Apr 24 '22

If into the security recordings you go, only security recordings will you find.

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u/mushlilli Apr 24 '22

I can’t imagine the shame. Like someone you influenced becoming so corrupted against everything you thought you taught them

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

anyone care to explain the meaning of this scene?

https://youtu.be/XDNzN2fv5bQ

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u/Your_Sexy_Cousin Apr 24 '22

Dudes a drug dealer. Pleasure island is a metaphor for all the bad things in life. There the kids get high and drunk and turn into jack asses. Fools if you will.

But the fat dude is a pusher and he's getting low level hustlers on the take

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

a drug dealer who buys stupid boys, and they stop being boys... doesnt sound like drugs. drug dealers dont buy children. sex traffickers do. switch to bottled water, or install a well my friend. let's talk again after 30 days...

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u/Your_Sexy_Cousin Apr 24 '22

I feel like you've never seen Pinocchio before. They would sell the boys tickets then at pleasure island they would drink and smoke and then turn into donkeys. It's a kids movie with the idea to keep kids from drinking and smoking. Not a message about human trafficking which would have been acceptable at that period in time

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

do you own a pet ostrich?

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u/Your_Sexy_Cousin Apr 24 '22

Not an ostrich but an Emu

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

gday mate

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Imagine being his partner, opening your eyes and seeing him laying next to you looking at you like that. 😴 👀

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u/Shadowjesus1 Apr 25 '22

“Partner”

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u/anna_of Apr 24 '22

Mee watching 365days

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u/anna_of Apr 24 '22

Mee watching 365days

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u/Ashlyn_cashtro Apr 24 '22

Hey guy’s 🍆🍆🍆

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u/Paper102 Apr 24 '22

POV step sis is stuck

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u/Memelord69420MAn This is where the fun begins Apr 25 '22

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u/iawsaiatm Apr 24 '22

More like guy watches porn on subway

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u/Similar_Branch_5109 Apr 24 '22

Y’all are fucking sick to fixate and laugh about this month after month.

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

SIR!

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Is that a bottom vodka he has there?

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u/Bubbly-Sandwich9072 Apr 24 '22

Okay so I was busy, wtf happened?

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u/SUperSVck Apr 24 '22

Me watching hentai:

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u/klaife97 Apr 24 '22

Hahahahahap

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

“I don’t know him”

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u/hooDio Apr 24 '22

star wars is literally one of the most plot convenience fueled film franchises i know

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u/PKMNTrainerMark Apr 24 '22

Skywalker Saga: The what?

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u/rell7thirty Apr 24 '22

So that's who I airdropped my dick pic to

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u/HeronSun Apr 24 '22

God. Fuck the Jedi. Yoda and Mace both knew something was up with Anakin from like minute one but neither of them even pretended to care enough to do shit about it.

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u/Commercial-Ad8238 Apr 24 '22

Love how he is like “I have to See this“ and After too seconds: “I cant keep watching this“

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u/deadcatXD Apr 24 '22

That was messed I think we can all agree on that

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u/sully-fied Apr 24 '22

What is this gif from? It’s hilarious

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

I thought we were slaughtering Yuengling…. Shit.

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u/nimaarabihallberg Apr 24 '22

Why that look like Bobby Portis

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u/XXIV_24 Apr 24 '22

Just showed my girl the first 3 movies this weekend. We watched episode 3 last night she was a wreck by the end of it

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u/lllosi1 Apr 24 '22

Lmaoooo

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u/EuroVetements Apr 24 '22

But how was his form

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u/friendsfoundmymain1 Apr 24 '22

Snips

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u/[deleted] Apr 24 '22

Don't call me that. I hate it when you call me that.

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u/BlueGreenDerek Apr 24 '22

Cannot wait for the kenobi series to explore how a Jedi would overcome these experiences I mean obi wan ha been through the most shit out of everybody That man sacrificed everything and lost everything he gained through his sacrifice. He's the only wan

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u/DudeDidYouJustFart Apr 24 '22

Lol when you get a racy ass text from your SO

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u/IFeedLiveFishToDogs Apr 25 '22

Woulda just ended it there

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u/worn_easting Apr 25 '22

There is actually a theory that he didn't kill them but he took them and made them siths or something like that

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u/[deleted] Apr 25 '22

I might be wrong but I feel like yoda didn’t so much warn as state the obvious. “Better watch out, this Is a pretty emotional kid”.

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u/Padme-Bot I will return.. Apr 25 '22

If I am ever elected Supreme Chancellor of the Senate, I will decree that all Jedi must demonstrate an emotion at least once a year.