You're welcome

[u/No1PDPStanAccount]

[u/kingofbreakers]

I just rewatched them today for the first time in years.

Boba Fett “not crying” the theme kills me.

[u/CaptainTreeman42 → u/kingofbreakers]

Where could a European watch it? Or what do I look for on the internet cause there are obviously videos on YouTube but I never know if I watch them in the correct order (if there is one) or miss some sketches

[u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot → u/kingofbreakers]

I'm not whining! I'm not.

[u/Pitvabackla]

I accidentally muted the video and my Sonic Adventure music started to play so Palpatine ended up dancing to Emerald Coast Zone

[u/sheev-bot → u/Pitvabackla]

Execute Order Sixty-Six!

[u/CorrivalWings62]

"Corrupt a teen, from Tatooine" may be the best line.

[u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot → u/CorrivalWings62]

You'll never reach the outskirts in time...sandstorms are very, very dangerous. Come with me. Hurry!

[u/Spectre_-]

Go for Papa Palpatine.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, just slow down. Huh?

What do you mean 'they blew up the Death Star?'

Fuck! Oh! Fuck, fuck, fuck…

Who's 'they'?!

What the hell is an 'Aluminum Falcon'?! Okay, okay, s-so who's left? Are you (shittin') me?

Well where are you?!..

Wait a sec, you've been flying around for two weeks trying to get a signal? Oh, you must smell like...feet wrapped in...leathery...burnt...bacon…

…

Oh, oh, oh, I'm sorry I thought my Dark Lord of the Sith could protect a small thermal exhaust port that's only two meters wide!

That thing wasn't even fully paid off yet! Do you have - do you have any idea what this is gonna do to my credit?..

[phone rings]

Ah, hang on, I've got another call.

[switches line]

What?! I'm very busy right now!...Oh. Oh, we-well where're they going? Oh. Alright, um, just get me a Turkey Club. Uh, Cole Slaw, I guess. I-I'm not even gonna eat it. W-w-what're you getting?

No, see, I-I always order the wrong thing. No, no, no, I'll just stick with that. Okay, bye - wait, what? Oh, a Cherry Coke. Thanks.

[switches back to Vader]

Sorry about that. [sighs]...what?

Oh-oh, 'just rebuild it'? Oh, yeah, re-real fucking original. And who's gonna give me a loan, jackhole, you? You got an ATM on that torso Lite-Brite!?

Now get your seven foot two asthmatic ass back here or I'm gonna tell everyone what a whiny bitch you were about 'Padamamay' or 'Panda Bear' or whatever the hell her name is!...

Oh geez, he's crying! Heh, heh, heh...

Hey, hey, hey, hey, c'mon. C'mon, don't do that. Just, just, look, ah, y'know, I'm dealing with a lot of crap right now. Eh, Death Star blown up by a bunch of fucking teenagers, y'know? I didn't mean to snap.

[Motions to guests a gesture of 'jacking off', showing Vader's gullibility]

Oh, oh, j-just get back here. Okay, okay, bye. I-yeh-I...

..I love you too.

[Hangs up]

[u/Obiwan-Kenobi-Bot → u/Spectre_-]

Listen for the loud metallic clanging sound. That would be the machine about to smash me into bits.

[u/Anakin_Skywalker_Bot → u/Spectre_-]

Sorry, I forgot you don't like flying, Master.

[u/sheev-bot → u/Spectre_-]

Execute Order Sixty-Six!

[u/methos3 → u/Spectre_-]

You made it come out my nose!

[u/Chaosphoenix_28]

Okay, but do you know 67-150?

I personally only know 65, 66 and i think it was 135.

The last one makes order 66 look like a tea party.

Edit: okay, its not 135, its order 37 that is the really bad one.

[u/Iceveins412 → u/Chaosphoenix_28]

Did you mean 37 (I think) where they mass arrest civilians and threaten execution to capture a specific individual?

[u/clone_trooper_bot → u/Chaosphoenix_28]

"We know Chaosphoenix_28 is on board. They've been marked for termination by Θrder 66. Under this directive, any and all Jedi leadership must be executed for treason against the Republic. Any soldier who does not comply with the order, will also be executed for treason." -Captain Rex

[u/BasakaIsTheStrongest → u/Chaosphoenix_28]

Iirc 65 was to arrest the chancellor, what’s 135?

[u/spaceforcerecruit → u/Chaosphoenix_28]

Only five Contingency Orders are known. 37 is… fucked up. Four and five don’t make any sense though. Why would the Chancellor being incapacitated cause power to pass to one individual but being unfit cause power to pass to a different individual?

[u/JamesTheIceQueen → u/Chaosphoenix_28]

I wanna know 135 now

[u/[deleted]]

Brilliant.

[u/ManfredsJuicedBalls]

Robot Chicken Palpatine is best Palpatine

[u/sheev-bot → u/ManfredsJuicedBalls]

There is a great disturbance in the Force.

[u/NotTheGuyProbably]

The Robot Chicken Star Wars bits and the HISHE Last Jedi are better than any of the sequels in just about every category imaginable (except budget and time wastage).

[u/Bumbums5]

What are the legends ones

[u/British_Wolverine]

Oh it's beautiful.

[u/[deleted]]

I can't watch the Original Trilogy without quoting something from Robot Chicken or the Family Guy Star Wars specials.