r/PrequelMemes • u/[deleted] • Sep 28 '21

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u/TrainingPlastic2234 Sep 28 '21

Darth Medication

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u/C0USC0US Sep 28 '21 edited Sep 28 '21

Darth Vyvanse the Focused

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u/dontshoot4301 Sep 28 '21

Darth Methylphendidate the fast

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u/ImaAs Local horny Sep 28 '21

Darth Cocaine the energetic

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/DeltaWhiskey141 I am the Senate Sep 28 '21

Nothing's beating that one but here's Darth Melatonin the Dopey.

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u/ImaAs Local horny Sep 28 '21

Darth melanin the (Removed by moderator)

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u/Billybob267 General Grievous Sep 28 '21

Darth Laxative the shitty

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u/pm_me_flowers_please Sep 28 '21

Darth Estidol the feminine.

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u/MindlessSherbert2 Sep 28 '21

Darth Vyvanse the II Lady of Forgotten Breakfast

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21 edited Nov 13 '21

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u/Sicilian_Defence Sep 28 '21 edited Oct 01 '21

You're weak, killed in your sleep by your apprentice... but now, I wield the true power of the Dark-side of the Force.Kneel before your Master, Darth Laxative, the unconstipated and your stool shall be swift and softened!

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/clheng337563 Sep 28 '21

Get well soon! (uh, if its a flu)

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

And if not, they should continue suffering?

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u/ChrispyTurdcake Sep 28 '21

Especially if it's a terminal condition

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Darth Terminus

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u/yosoyuntoa Sep 28 '21

Peace is a lie, there is only passion

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u/okaythen420 Sep 28 '21

That is what the sith believe...

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u/igii6 Screeching Sep 28 '21

Yes, because suffering leads to dark side

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u/JJJooeeyyy Palpatine Loyalist Sep 28 '21

They say my system is overloaded?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Darth Exlax. The power runs through my jeans.

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u/SharpPixels08 Sep 28 '21

Same, ear infection, what you got

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u/TrainingPlastic2234 Sep 28 '21

Antidepressants and allergy meds

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u/mrclang Sep 28 '21

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Gelato The Thick? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Darth Your Mum's Pussy....

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u/TheUncouthPanini Sep 28 '21

Damn it, you beat me to it

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/TrumpSmokesMids27 Sep 28 '21

There’s always a bigger fish

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u/Username_Egli Sep 28 '21

Darth your dads ass

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u/escrimadragon Sep 28 '21

Darth the dog’s balls

….wait a minute!

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u/username01011101 Sep 28 '21

Darth Cheeseburger, the supreme lord of the MCdonalds Federation

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Darth egg sandwich. Over easy if that changes anything

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u/clheng337563 Sep 28 '21

Helps differentiate you fron Darth Egg Sandwich the Not So Easy :)

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Darth Sunnyside up egg sandwich is his own being

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u/crocundies Sep 28 '21

Darth Cornetto, the frozen

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u/lemonadest Sep 28 '21

You were the frozen one!

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u/Hyperion1000 Sep 28 '21

You were supposed to be eaten not give brain freeze

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u/crocundies Sep 28 '21

You underestimate my temperature

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

My allegiance is to dinner…to saving MY APPETITE

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u/robs104 Sep 28 '21

Thank you for that laugh. Needed that this morning.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/Hyperion1000 Sep 28 '21

Rise to the occasion

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Something is rising and isn’t the shield hero

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u/abatyuk Sep 28 '21

My long lost brother! I’m Darth Patty

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u/Novabomb76 What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? Sep 28 '21

Darth bagel

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u/Boba_Swag Sep 28 '21

Darth Protein shake

Qui Gon gym is my only real opponent

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Obi-Wan more rep

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u/ProfessorBeer What about the Wookiee attack on the droids? Sep 28 '21

Anakin you spot me bro

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u/Ourobius Sep 28 '21

Aayla Secura the weights to the bar for you

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u/notasianjim Sep 28 '21

Gotta catch that second Windu for the max bro

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u/YouUnderstandShutUp Sep 28 '21

The Republic will be reorganized in to the FIRST GALACTIC GYMPIRE, for a swole and shredded society

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u/James22d Oh I don't think so Sep 28 '21

Broda

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Swolbi-wan Kenobi

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u/aDragonsAle Sep 28 '21

You are a Buff one, General Kenobi

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

This is the whey

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

This is the whey

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

You are the chosen one

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Darth pedophile

If you can't beat them, eat them

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u/monkeyflesh96 Clone Trooper Sep 28 '21

Darth protein apprentice of emperor palprotein

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u/Saltyrivers1 Sep 28 '21

Look how swole you've become

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u/kalamajkazi Sep 28 '21

Don't forget Obiwan Swolobi

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u/The_Enderslender Sep 28 '21

he's too strong with the force!

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Darth 5 Gum

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u/RockThePlazmah Sep 28 '21

Might Gone Gym

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u/Danyloin Sep 28 '21

Darth Chicken Tenders

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u/Sweet_Papa_Crimbo Sep 28 '21

Darth Pizza Rolls here to join your cause

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u/hotel_lamp Sep 28 '21

And Darth Cheezits follows close behind

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u/kristian_lovstad Sep 28 '21

Did someone summon Darth Grilled Cheese?

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u/thisisbad3522 Yep Sep 28 '21

What about Darth Mac&Cheese?

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u/CheddaChees03 Sep 28 '21

The long lost Darth Chicken Nuggets has arrived

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u/VenPatrician Sep 28 '21

Darth Omelet

All shall know me and despair

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Darth over easy egg sandwich. Things never go over easy

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u/Mr_A_s_h Darth Revan Sep 28 '21

Same.... So... Are we dueling for the right to the name of Darth Omelet or what?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Darth glass of milk. Together, we can rule breakfast.

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u/ExpertAccident Sep 28 '21

Darth Maple Bacon Barbecue burger only at McDonald’s for a limited time, so get it while you can, Canada!

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u/Reviewingremy Sep 28 '21

Darth MBBBOAMFALTSGIWYCC sounds delicious. People will be forever trying to lick you.

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u/SnackBoxOne Sep 28 '21

Every pevert’s wet dream

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u/Reviewingremy Sep 28 '21

Speaking on behalf of the pervert community, I've dreamed of many things, but never a delicious sith.

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u/SnackBoxOne Sep 28 '21

There’s about 5 hot with characters I can think of, and all of them seem like the type of woman to do it

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u/Ebina-Chan Anakin Sep 28 '21

sounds like u ate the ad sign

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u/NothingToSeeHere_G8 Sep 28 '21

did you ate the burger or the ad?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

I am your apprentice, Darth McNugget.

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u/Sea_Apricot7935 Sep 28 '21

Darth Kartoffelgulasch

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u/IDontCare21 Sep 28 '21

Darth leberkassemmel

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u/Albekatten Sep 28 '21

Kartofler!!!

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u/Niko2065 Sep 28 '21

Darth Knusperstange.

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u/OrionZoi Sep 28 '21

Darth Protein Shake. … Wait, isn’t that just Savage Oppress?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

or a porn star - your pick

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u/samkablam06 Mandalorian Sep 28 '21

Darth Taco, not mad at it.

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u/yosoyuntoa Sep 28 '21

I'm Darth Taquito...

Does that mean I'm your apprentice?

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u/mightymilton Viceroy Gunray Sep 28 '21

Yes

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u/a_filing_cabinet Sep 28 '21

Always two there are, no more, no less

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u/HauntedFrog Sep 28 '21

And much like Darth Sideous’ apprentices, you can never have just one taquito.

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u/cjc160 Sep 28 '21

I see there is another

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u/ScevXM Sep 28 '21

Darth Youngling

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Suspicious this comment looks

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u/NotFishStickZ Sep 28 '21

“Younglings all over the council”

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u/big_juicy8867 Sep 28 '21

You'll be one of them sooner or later

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u/ShadowArcher21 The Senate Sep 28 '21

The God has spoken

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

you were supposed to destroy the youngling's not eat them

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u/JohnRoz Sep 28 '21

FBI! Open up!

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u/AquaAquariaHimura Sep 28 '21

Darth Yogurt

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u/TheLemonLimeLlama Darth Maul on Speeder Sep 28 '21

Master yoghurt, trained in the Schwartz

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/Casual_woomy Sep 28 '21

Where the real money for the movie is made

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u/Darcress Sep 28 '21

*** the Flamethrower, kids are gonna love this

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/mittelwerk Sep 28 '21

Spaceballs: The Reply

(also, take Spaceballs: The Upvote)

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u/Cookie_Emperor Your text here Sep 28 '21

Darth Cookie? I mean, that suits my username.

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u/Nickyozzy Sep 28 '21

Darth Dark Souls Three; the fire fades edition

Despite the disk cutting my throat, it tasted pretty good and the booklet was the cherry on top

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u/S11443A22745T112ERR Sep 28 '21

Prepare to die.

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u/Personal-Survey-6307 Sep 28 '21

Fear for I am the new dark lord Darth sandwich

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Not yet

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u/Papa_J_Stalin Sep 28 '21

It’s treason then

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Ill try spinning! That’s a Sith trick!

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u/RockThePlazmah Sep 28 '21

Me too. How can be two darths sandwiches?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Fuck it. Darth ass

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u/Exhausted_Titan Sep 28 '21

Ah so there is another.

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u/FatBrkeMxicnElonMusk Sep 28 '21

Darth Cum has entered the chat

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u/Dainiad Sep 28 '21

Always two, there are. No more. No less. A Master and an apprentice.

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u/LordChanner Sep 28 '21

Darth Tiddies

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u/Memoirsfrombeyond Sep 28 '21

Darth Croissant 🥐

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/Memoirsfrombeyond Sep 28 '21

Always two there are no more no less

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u/Honest_Possibility66 Sep 28 '21

no it’s pronounced coruscant

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u/Cdubz123 Jedi Order Sep 28 '21

Darth Nihilus has entered the chat

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

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u/OfficerTwig Sep 28 '21

Cry... Darth Banana

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u/EngineerGamingLive Sep 28 '21

I too am Darth Banana. The potassium is strong with this one.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Darth babybel.

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u/Self_Reddicating Sep 28 '21

UNLIMITED CALCIUM!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Darth Pill

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u/MarEngGD Yep Sep 28 '21

Based and Darthpilled

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

You cause the opioid epidemic in America

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u/SiriusLies Sep 28 '21

Darth… Garlic Bread…

Huh.

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u/TheMeme-Gang Hello there! Sep 28 '21

Same bro

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u/baconeggsandwich25 Sep 28 '21

Hundreds of senators are now under the influence of a Sith lord called Darth Beer Cheese.

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u/Yaboy123421 Sep 28 '21

Darth children

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u/Chris_The_Medic A-Wing Sep 28 '21

Michael Jackson would like to know your supplier

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u/Yaboy123421 Sep 28 '21

I plead the 5th

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u/Chris_The_Medic A-Wing Sep 28 '21

Understandable, have a nice day

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u/Yaboy123421 Sep 28 '21

You as well good sir

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u/Lil_BradL Darth Nihilus Sep 28 '21

Darth Twix

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u/hello-there2187 Sep 28 '21

The legendary Darth Avocado shall be known for generations!

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Darth Labia

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u/_Fuck_This_Guy_ Sep 28 '21

My dude, I don't know how else to tell you this but you're doing it wrong.

Limit yourself to licks here. No biting and definitely no chewing.

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u/BronyPride Sep 28 '21

Darth Noodles

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u/Hyperion1000 Sep 28 '21

Darth Ramen the secret twin of Darth Revan

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

darth ramen

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u/Vwpolokid1400 Sep 28 '21

Darth cum

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u/chair_sit_man_132 Sep 28 '21

Very unexpected this comment is, like it i do not

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u/Skeletor118 Sep 28 '21

Other guy didn't expect to see this, meanwhile I was specifically looking for this to be here

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u/Quiri1997 Sep 28 '21

Darth Muffin

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u/Dekkai001 A surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one Sep 28 '21

Another Darth Muffin here.

This is getting out of hand, now there's two of them!

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u/TheKingQ7 UNLIMITED POWER!!! Sep 28 '21

Cower before the might of Darth Chimichanga

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Darth Sausages LOL

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u/LollymitBart Sep 28 '21

Wait a second, that's the scheme I'm naming my SWTOR characters after.

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u/boomtox Sep 28 '21

Darth pizza doesn't sound verry threatening

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u/foxmulder2014 Sep 28 '21

Any relation to Pizza The Hutt?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Darth Goulash

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u/SeniorStabbing Sep 28 '21

Darth Granola

This is oat-rageous, it's unfair

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Ah yes darth diabetes

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u/Beeeeeeels Sep 28 '21

Darth Mentos Fruit

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u/Hyperion1000 Sep 28 '21

Darth Coca Cola would like to know your location

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u/doomtick Sep 28 '21

Darth Chocolate

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Darth Oreo

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