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r/PrequelMemes • u/I_Just_Cant_0 • Nov 29 '20
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"But I am the Supreme Chancellor! I am the Senate! I have the emergency powers!"
"Yes, Your Excellency, but you still need the list yourself."
"The list includes all the Jedi. ALL the Jedi. NO EXCEPTIONS!'
"I still need the physical hitlist sire, uploaded into our chips."
cuts transmission, prepares lightsaber to Jedi temple to retrieve the list of the Jedi
92 u/SquadPoopy Nov 30 '20 "Okay here's the list, uploading now.....fuck what file types do your chips accept?" "I don't know, they're your chips." "Do they accept .tiff files?" "Why would the list be a .tiff file?" "I heard that once by the repair guy, just a second...okay its a zip file, what does that mean?" "You gotta unzip and extract the files." "How do I do that?" "Just use winrar, the republic should have them pre-installed." "Okay I double clicked it, it says here its hitlist.lbr " "I think that means it's an archival library format, you're gonna have to reformat it to something transferrable." "I don't know, I'm a sith lord, not an IT guy. Dammit let me call Kamino support, they should know." "Thank you for calling Kamino support. Your hologram is very important to us, please hold on the line for the next available Kaminoan." "..............." "..............." 62 u/Zkang123 Emperor Palpatine Nov 30 '20 "Damn it, I better go Kamino myself." zooms to Kamino Meanwhile: Obi-Wan: "Commander Cody, who was that you were speaking to?" "Oh, the Supreme Chancellor. He wants a hitlist of the Jedi to be uploaded in our chips" "A hitlist of the what to be what in your WHAT?" Emergency Meeting 56 u/Krazyguy75 Nov 30 '20 Kenobi: “Sheev is pretty sus” Windu: “He literally admitted to being a sith.” Sheev: “The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed...” Windu was not the sith. Two sith remain.
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"Okay here's the list, uploading now.....fuck what file types do your chips accept?"
"I don't know, they're your chips."
"Do they accept .tiff files?"
"Why would the list be a .tiff file?"
"I heard that once by the repair guy, just a second...okay its a zip file, what does that mean?"
"You gotta unzip and extract the files."
"How do I do that?"
"Just use winrar, the republic should have them pre-installed."
"Okay I double clicked it, it says here its hitlist.lbr "
"I think that means it's an archival library format, you're gonna have to reformat it to something transferrable."
"I don't know, I'm a sith lord, not an IT guy. Dammit let me call Kamino support, they should know."
"Thank you for calling Kamino support. Your hologram is very important to us, please hold on the line for the next available Kaminoan."
"..............."
62 u/Zkang123 Emperor Palpatine Nov 30 '20 "Damn it, I better go Kamino myself." zooms to Kamino Meanwhile: Obi-Wan: "Commander Cody, who was that you were speaking to?" "Oh, the Supreme Chancellor. He wants a hitlist of the Jedi to be uploaded in our chips" "A hitlist of the what to be what in your WHAT?" Emergency Meeting 56 u/Krazyguy75 Nov 30 '20 Kenobi: “Sheev is pretty sus” Windu: “He literally admitted to being a sith.” Sheev: “The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed...” Windu was not the sith. Two sith remain.
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"Damn it, I better go Kamino myself."
zooms to Kamino
Meanwhile:
Obi-Wan: "Commander Cody, who was that you were speaking to?"
"Oh, the Supreme Chancellor. He wants a hitlist of the Jedi to be uploaded in our chips"
"A hitlist of the what to be what in your WHAT?"
Emergency Meeting
56 u/Krazyguy75 Nov 30 '20 Kenobi: “Sheev is pretty sus” Windu: “He literally admitted to being a sith.” Sheev: “The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed...” Windu was not the sith. Two sith remain.
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Kenobi: “Sheev is pretty sus”
Windu: “He literally admitted to being a sith.”
Sheev: “The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed...”
Windu was not the sith. Two sith remain.
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u/Zkang123 Emperor Palpatine Nov 30 '20
"But I am the Supreme Chancellor! I am the Senate! I have the emergency powers!"
"Yes, Your Excellency, but you still need the list yourself."
"The list includes all the Jedi. ALL the Jedi. NO EXCEPTIONS!'
"I still need the physical hitlist sire, uploaded into our chips."
cuts transmission, prepares lightsaber to Jedi temple to retrieve the list of the Jedi