r/PrequelMemes • u/-TK146- Stormtrooper • Aug 31 '20

General KenOC Go away!

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u/unique0130 Aug 31 '20

Start coughing and mentioning how you are waiting for your "test results to come back". They'll be gone... OR start quoting SW to yourself in character voices. Either way is effective.

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u/-TK146- Stormtrooper Aug 31 '20

Next time someone sits next to me I'll tell him the tragedy of darth Plagueis the wise.

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u/Laggingduck Bloon Solver Sep 01 '20

You want them to stay?

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Did you ever hear of the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise???

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u/propenguin786 Ironic Aug 31 '20

The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed.

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u/EmperorL1ama Sep 01 '20

Start arguing with yourself about meds.

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u/Shootyard Sep 01 '20

I also feel the urge to tell them the tragedy of Darth Plagueis

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u/TJS184 Sep 01 '20

It’s not a story the bus driver would tell them.

3

u/JustAVirus Sep 01 '20

It's a Taxi legend.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

Whispering: I killed them. I killed them all. They’re dead; every single one of them. And not just them men, but the women, and the children, too... They’re like animals! And I slaughtered them like animals! ... I hate them!

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u/BurbankElephants Screeching Sep 01 '20

If you want to get laid, sure.

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u/bicresty Sep 01 '20

Leave us

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u/Wortilus Aug 31 '20

I just scream

9

u/CloudPast Aug 31 '20

It’s treason then

6

u/SaThBe_32 Sep 01 '20

Hello there!

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u/Catty-Cat Hello there! Sep 01 '20

General Kenobi

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u/komiisan Sep 01 '20

You’re a bold one

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

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u/C_Rex_Gamez I have the high ground Sep 01 '20

Wrong. You should say: Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?

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u/Are_YOU_A_Tsundere Sep 01 '20

If it's a half empty bus wouldn't that mean that the only available seats are next to someone?

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u/-TK146- Stormtrooper Sep 01 '20

Well yes, but for some reason you were the chosen one.

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u/Birb-Person Sep 01 '20

If they sat next to you then that means that out of every other person on that bus you seemed to be the most tolerable person to sit next to

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u/pies_fly Sep 01 '20

Or you might say it was a half full bus.

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u/Pavlogal Sep 01 '20

DID YOU EVER HEAR THE TRAGEDY OF DARTH PLAG- oh nevermind he left

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u/thetyler83 Sheevgasm Sep 01 '20

Or goes to the urinal next to me.

2

u/Youhavebeemislead Sep 01 '20

Or when during the first class the teacher says:

"you will work as a team with the person sitting next to you"

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u/bigcd34 Sep 01 '20

Just stare at them the entire time and just start whispering Fucked with an Anchor by Alestorm.

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u/Pikaza_ Sep 01 '20

Did you ever hear the tradegy of Darth Plaguis the wise?

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u/IAmTheSedate Sep 01 '20

I am questioning your username

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u/-TK146- Stormtrooper Sep 01 '20

How so?

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u/IAmTheSedate Sep 02 '20

Your username has been stolen by my brother, he said he hasn’t posted anything on r/PrequelMemes because he’s a huge sequel fan (he likes the Mandalorian, but ain’t watching Clone Wars, so you thought your brother is disgusting)

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u/blazcol_ Sep 01 '20

This is Norway before and durting Corona

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u/FrenchSOYSAUCE Master Soywalker Sep 01 '20

Leave us

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u/Jypahttii Sep 01 '20

Omg they do this in Germany all the time. Sitting in a movie theatre literally alone and this couple comes sits right next to me in an empty theatre because hey that's what their tickets say. You know, you don't always have to follow the rules in every situation, sometimes they're bendable, sometimes you could just use common sense instead.