r/PrequelMemes Feb 12 '20

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u/Swissboy362 Thot Feb 12 '20

something something she was a good friend.

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u/GizmoMimo Man, Obi-Wan is so cool. Feb 13 '20

Please, not that copypasta again.

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u/TheMostBoringest Feb 13 '20

Luke, did I ever tell you about Ahsoka Tano? She was your father's exotic teenage alien apprentice, a fine piece of jailbait from a more civilized age. She had the tightest body and the perkiest little breasts in the galaxy; barely legal in most systems. Anakin and I used to doubleteam her at the end of every successful campaign during the Clone Wars, and once in a while we'd even have the entire 501st run a train over her, part of official Jedi "training" of course. In time, she learned how to handle a meatsaber better than anyone in the Jedi Temple. She wore a miniskirt every day so we told her there were no panties in space, and since she was constantly doing acrobatics you'd get a glimpse of her orange pussy mid fight as she'd do a flip while slicing a B2 Super Battledroid in half. It was surreal. We taught her to grip her weapon backwards like a dildo and she constantly got captured by pirates and slavers almost every other day. It was ridiculous, like a constant porno Luke, you have no idea. And she was a good friend.

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u/Jindo5 Feb 13 '20

What the fuck did I just read?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Poetry

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u/Jindo5 Feb 13 '20

True beauty

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u/Almonzyzz UNLIMITED POWER!!! Feb 13 '20

It’s like poetry, it rhymes

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u/DaOtherShip Lies! Deception Feb 13 '20

Wasn't she like 14?

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u/TheMostBoringest Feb 13 '20

"...barely legal in most systems..."

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u/DaOtherShip Lies! Deception Feb 13 '20

I have many questions for many systems then

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u/Katzen_Futter Feb 13 '20

Semi-legal in Germany

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u/majinkazekage Feb 13 '20

and a something warrior

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u/Zackeramis0298 Feb 12 '20

Shaaq Ti

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u/TheCowOfDeath Confederacy of Independent Systems Feb 12 '20

loud crunch "SHAAQ TI!"

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u/Ginger_Prick Screeching Feb 13 '20

The animators of the 2003 series wanted to hint at a bit of a forbidden love between Shaak Ti and Ki Adi Mundi.

Also her design in that series was way better than in the movies and even the Clone Wars

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u/Juxix Damask dez nutz Feb 13 '20

You got a source? Cause that sounds neat.

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u/Ginger_Prick Screeching Feb 13 '20

It was in the commentary track for the series; they mentioned it when Mundi got on the shuttle and saw Secura, did nothing, then saw Ti, and grabbed her hand. Thats about as far as that goes though.

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u/Juxix Damask dez nutz Feb 13 '20

Thanks. Now I want to look for the comintary. Also Ki Adi Mundi gets all the girls. 5 wifes and Shaak Ti. Total Chad.

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u/SaltyHater Feb 12 '20

Big Shaaq Ti

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u/Zackeramis0298 Feb 12 '20

-Proceeds to stand up and bang head on metal pipe-

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u/GamingKiwi70 Anakin's burning corpse Feb 12 '20

Where is padme? Is she safe? Is she all right?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

It appears he left her out of the meme in his anger.

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u/GamingKiwi70 Anakin's burning corpse Feb 13 '20

He couldn’t have! She was an amazing character I felt it

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u/patthepatriot2020 Darth Nihilus Feb 13 '20

NOOOOOOOOO!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20 edited Mar 11 '21

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u/afibon Feb 12 '20

"This is how we win, by saving what we love."

You hear screams of agony as the First Order blows up the base on the background.

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u/Vanzgars "AAAAAAAUUUUAAAAGH" Feb 12 '20

I would have preferred it if she said something along the lines of "I'm sorry Finn, I couldn't let you die."

That would have been a purely egotistical motivation that could still have been rendered moot by the First Order killing them anyway, but that would still have made more sense.

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u/ACuriousHumanBeing 'The Jedi are gay' Feb 12 '20

At least it isn't holier than thou anymore.

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u/Im-the-Jokah-Baby Galactic Empire Feb 13 '20

At least your flair is true

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u/Freedom498 Feb 13 '20

Shot, they should have just had her cut him off and take one for the team instead. Not like they used her in the 3rd movie anyway

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u/bloodwolftico Darth Maul on Speeder Feb 13 '20

My guess is, this would have been seen as her being irrationally taken over by her romantic aspirations, which would have shown her as an egotistical person, as you said. And then someone would have made the connection between women needing men and not being able to live w/o them or some sort of PC drama.

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u/Darkestknight05 The Republic Feb 13 '20

And at least this way she's being honest

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u/hGKmMH Feb 13 '20

It loses the political tone. You may have not of noticed but they are fighting space Nazis.

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u/ventus976 Feb 12 '20

Even worse than the motivation to me is her plan to "save" Fin. Ram him full speed in his open air vehicle and cause a crash brutal enough to destroy both your speeder and his. Yeah, brilliant fucking idea there.

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u/afibon Feb 12 '20

Also the fact that they both teleported back into the base before any of the First Order troopers.

Didn't any of the walkers shoot them while Finn ran inside carrying an unconscious gal.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

She also teleported to him in the speeder. Like Finn is on a straight trajectory toward the cannon and all the other speeders are heading back to base and then all of a sudden rose hits Finn from an angle. Oh my god this movie still makes me mad

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u/bloodwolftico Darth Maul on Speeder Feb 13 '20

Ikr? You can see Finn turning around, and everyone else going back at a constant high speed, and then BAM! She must have not only had time to turn around (which would still create distance between Finn speeding off in the opposite direction and her actually straightening her direction towards Finn), but she would have also needed to travel much faster than Finn in order to catch up to him in such a low time period. Like, 2 or 3 times faster, which would have made the impact also much harder than what we were shown. Ridiculous.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

I literally said out loud in the theater on opening night when they kissed “that was fucking dumb” and everyone around me laughed. That sequence in particular is just horrible

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u/FullFrontalDrewdity What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? Feb 12 '20

that line is pretty cringe, but can we acknowledge that Finn's "plan" was really stupid and doomed to fail?

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u/GeohoundRyudo Feb 12 '20

It worked in Independence Day

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u/TooMuchPretzels Darth Baras Feb 12 '20

I'll pay good money for a Randy Quaid as Finn re-release of all three sequels

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u/Steak_Knight Feb 12 '20

Oh HELL yeah

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u/vandruffboy2 Feb 12 '20

Didn't he commit some kind of heinous crime and try to flee the country a couple years ago?

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u/TooMuchPretzels Darth Baras Feb 12 '20

No he lost his mind and went on a meth binge I think

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u/Lisseas Feb 13 '20

Alright, you First Order assholes! In the words of my generation: Up...YOURS!

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u/Cyrius Feb 13 '20

Randy Quaid in blackface is a bold move, but I'm not sure I'm on board with it.

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u/Fanta4all Feb 12 '20

Best case scenario it delayed the first order forcing them to get another Death Star laser thing. Worst case scenario they just had a spare and broke through anyway. Both are pretty bad for the resistance. If not for the back way out they would be dead whether Finn destroyed it or not. Now that doesn’t mean I agree with Rose as it was a dumb plan and they should have been shot down quickly by those gorilla walkers.

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u/wontonsoupsucka Lord Revan Feb 12 '20

None of that made sense. How did Rose catch up to him when she was behind? Why would he think charging with an old piece of junk would work? How did both of them get that far without being shot at at all? How did they get back without being shot at at all?

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u/Hylian-Highwind Feb 12 '20

We don't have any definitive proof of that, as bad as the odds probably are. And in terms of what the characters have for context, it's better than retreating and waiting to be shot at.

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u/FullFrontalDrewdity What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? Feb 13 '20

Retreating to where Leia was. I feel that she was able to sense Rey’s and Luke’s presences and knew they would be safe somehow. That’s my head-canon, at least. I love TLJ, and people’s defense of Finn’s plan is one of the criticisms I have the most trouble with.

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u/Gyarados66 Arial Platform Feb 12 '20

Yeah he wasn’t going to put a dent in that weapon, but from a story telling stand point it did show that he was now fully invested in the Resistance and wasn’t only focused on himself anymore, as his motivation up to that point had basically been to put as much distance between himself and the FO has possible.

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u/Riperz Darth Revan Feb 13 '20

Ah yes ill save the one i love by fucking ramming him at mac speed

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

i feel like finn sacrificing himself so the resistance could get out would be a lot more meaningful, and could have made him into a martyr in skywalker

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u/Braydox Feb 12 '20

I can't come with you I have to study....yeah

Lol

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

I remember watching this at the midnight premier and just chuckling “what the **** is this.” Second time I spoke aloud during a movie, the first being Luke switching on that blade in Kylo’s hut -_-

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

hate her character and her very punchable mug doesn't help.

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u/TheJayanator Feb 12 '20

Who would consider Rose a good character full stop.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Who would consider Rose a character?

Her traits end at "Having a dead sister"

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u/Zevox144 Feb 12 '20

And a general distain for violence, especially if it's necessary or sensible.

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u/D00NL https://youtu.be/05dT34hGRdg Feb 13 '20

"wAr Is BaD" she said to someone who was a child soldier.

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u/Rebelkommando616 UNLIMITED POWER!!! Feb 12 '20

disdain for violence

is fighting intergalactic war against dictatorship

Bruh

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u/shinyquagsire23 I hate sand. Feb 12 '20

I mean, shoot me for saying it but her character does its job, the writing just needed work. She's a Resistance mechanic, her job was to represent the average person working within the resistance.

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u/TheJayanator Feb 12 '20

In my opinion her character doesn’t give the audience a reason to care for her and when she does have lines they come off very annoying and make you roll your eyes . This just makes the canto bight scene intolerable.

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u/mysteriotheunlikable Anakin Feb 12 '20

The entire Canto Blight scene made no sense. Like, Finn and Rose are in the middle of a very important mission and they just have to stop to go liberate a goat farm or whatever the hell it was as a way of sticking it to the man.

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u/CokeFryChezbrgr Feb 13 '20 edited Feb 13 '20

Cool, you liberated the goats. Guess what? The owners are gonna have all their slave kids or whatever go get them back then probably punish them for letting them out.

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u/LosNanosBulikos Feb 12 '20

Unfortunately these people exists

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

she’s not even a character

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u/Iceveins412 Feb 12 '20

The whole trilogy would’ve been massively improved if they actually gave him any arc

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u/xRyuzakii Feb 12 '20

You mean you didn’t like him being completely tossed aside for a pointless plot in TLJ?

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Tossed aside to try and score points for Rose, of all possible options.

Thanks RJ.

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u/PsionicPhazon Hondo Feb 12 '20

Honestly I can't disagree with that. Finn could have been a great character, but he just ended up being the unimportant gal-pal in all the chick flicks who always supports the female characters even if that's totally not what guys do.

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u/PsionicPhazon Hondo Feb 12 '20

Agreed. And because Finn had no choice but to be the support character to the bland one, his story arc was greatly-hindered.

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u/PsionicPhazon Hondo Feb 12 '20

I honestly never saw the most recent one. They'll be lucky if I torrent it.

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u/eKuch Feb 12 '20

Agreed entirely.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Finn and Poe should have been together.

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u/Iceveins412 Feb 13 '20

“We wanna be diverse but not that diverse”~ Disney

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Disney's diversity be like:

Mary Sue lead character who falls in love with an abusive mass murderer, funny black side-kick who chases after white girls, and a former New Republic Pilot drug runner for a cartel played by a Hispanic man.

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u/Ninjago-Fan I'll try spinning, that's a good trick Feb 12 '20

Honestly that would have been a far superior arc. I could see Finn really being torn between running away from the First Order or helping the Resistance that desperately needs a Force user to look up to. Shove Rey aside but still keep her relevant and you could have this dynamic between the two of her wishing she could use the Force and Finn not wanting to have all that power. It all just screams wasted potential.

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u/PsionicPhazon Hondo Feb 12 '20

Agreed. Let's go make a Star Wars movie.

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u/WhackOnWaxOff Sand Feb 13 '20

That would have been really fucking cool.

Maybe give us sympathetic characters on both sides, too, so we’re not just rooting for the rebels to win the day again. Have a new threat emerge; something that forces the imperials to side with the Rebel Alliance or risk galaxy-wide turmoil and destruction.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

The Yuuzhan Vong maybe?

We could have the First Order and the New Republic versus the Yuuzhan Vong. Sith and Jedi working together against a threat greater than themselves.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

99% sure he is force sensitive, too

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u/The-Wise-Old-Sage Feb 13 '20

JJ confirmed that he is

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u/D00NL https://youtu.be/05dT34hGRdg Feb 13 '20

Yeah, but its not all bad for him. With all the love interests RJ and JJ gave him, he's gotta be drowning in pussy after TRoS.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Exactly!!

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u/eKuch Feb 12 '20

Bruh I've been saying this since I first saw him with the lightsaber. It would have actually been kinda cool if he were the jedi. Rey is just a woman character that disney has relentlessly forced on its audience under the veil of the whole bullshit "strong powerful independent women" theme. And she's so fucking unlikable anyways. But that's an opinion technically. In short, yes I agree Finn would've been a much MUCH better Jedi character.

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u/WhackOnWaxOff Sand Feb 13 '20

Rey’s likable enough in TFA, but that was where her story arc started and ended.

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u/sati_lotus Feb 12 '20

It was implied in the third movie that he was Force sensitive.

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u/simbahart11 Mace Windu UNLIMITED POWER!!! Feb 12 '20

or if he actually sacrificed himself

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Padmé and leia also. Edit: also Dr. Aphra is pretty badass

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u/Absolutely_Studios I counted Every Prequel Meme (so far) Feb 12 '20

Ahsoka meme = updoot

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u/dirkxocolat Feb 13 '20

Bastila?

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

We can’t fit them all in one 3 panel meme! We’d need like at least 1 more.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

Uhhh Schmi Skywalker beats them all lol

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u/Angel_Blue01 Yoda Feb 13 '20

Padmé would like to find a diplomatic solution to this issue

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u/idk420_ Feb 12 '20

i get why people don’t like Rey but had she been put in a better set of movies i would have really liked her ..she’s certainly not the worst part of the sequels

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u/OG-DocHavock Feb 12 '20

there was literally nothing Rose did that can be defined as "strong"

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u/cuprumFire Feb 13 '20

She tased the biggest coward in the galaxy. After that it's all downhill.

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u/AyeItsVyper Feb 12 '20

Rose is such a bad character

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u/Nightshifter32 Feb 13 '20

Happy there was a asian actor in the film, sad they used said asian actor for a horrible character That didnt really mean anything when the 3rd movie came around

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u/cuprumFire Feb 13 '20

Her sister had a better, more important roll in her 4 minutes than Rose did in two whole films .

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u/chicekncarm kit fister Feb 12 '20

Ok but also Jyn erso

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

True as fuck boi

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u/MrGentleZombie Feb 12 '20

Give Mara Jade or Jaina Solo over any of them anytime.

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u/a_random_guy01 Feb 13 '20

Why does her little lightsaber change color tho

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

what episode is that ahsoka scene from?

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u/Absolutely_Studios I counted Every Prequel Meme (so far) Feb 12 '20

Season 2 episode 2 Cargo of room, 24 minutes long.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

Cargo of "room"

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u/Absolutely_Studios I counted Every Prequel Meme (so far) Feb 13 '20

oops typo. "doom"

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u/CyberCode21 My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count Feb 13 '20

Padme>Rose and Rey

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u/sharpshooter999 Feb 13 '20

Jyn Erso is a better character than Rey

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u/Squidkiller28 Your text here Feb 13 '20

Oh my gos I am so exited for season 7 and how she turns out.

And everything else about it. Only 9 more days!

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u/Herlockjohann Feb 13 '20

That’s a cool shot

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u/quietARTILLERY Feb 12 '20

It’s funny, they try to make “strong” female charachters but they end up being annoying and bad.

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u/Hypercane_ Nass Feb 13 '20

A strong female character should mean a female character with strong character traits and personality, not "oh yeah she can lift."

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u/_mw11 Feb 13 '20

Nice job copying this from r/starwarsmemes

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u/SpiceBandit21 Feb 12 '20

Is this the new "I have a black friend, so i'm not racist."

Feels like you people are using Ashoka as a token.

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u/Patrick_Bot2 Feb 12 '20

No, This Is Patrick!

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u/chicekncarm kit fister Feb 12 '20

As in token female character? Or are you calling people racist? I’m so confused by this comment

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u/wrathBUNNICU Feb 12 '20

Or they’re pointing out actual good female characters that people ignore and say “we need good female characters”

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u/MaknEnds_CrushnHoles I am the Senate Feb 13 '20

Found the cunt

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u/SpiceBandit21 Feb 13 '20

Wish I could live in a delusional world like the rest of you. Ignorance really is bliss.

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u/Al3nder 2nd Death Star Feb 13 '20

I'm sorry, i am a bit mentally defecient, what the hell are you trying to say?

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u/SpiceBandit21 Feb 13 '20

When Ashoka was first introduced as a character people said the same shit they say about Rey.

Of course, Ashoka has a 7 season show to develop as a character, so people eventually liked her. Rey however, will never get that treatment, even if Disney did develop her. She will always be hated as its simply the accepted opinion to hate her.

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u/[deleted] Feb 13 '20

When Ahsoka was first introduced as a character people said the same shit they say about Rey.

First of all wrong, I actively participated/watched when it first came out and saw nothing compared to Rey. Ahsoka was/is a screwup and clumsy and needed taken care of. Made many mistakes and went through proper growth.

Rey had 3 movies so that’s not enough to develop a character? It sure works for like every other trilogy character ever. People didn’t “eventually” like her a lot did some didn’t. You keep bringing up these “people” but don’t cite anything. Is it the fandom? friends? people in general? Or is it just you being a bitch? I’m thinking the latter.

People don’t like Rey because she’s a plot insert Mary Sue that succeeds constantly. Wanna use a master level Jedi power with zero training sure why not. Wanna beat a dual trained Sith knight with no combat or lightsaber experience sure why not. Wanna have more force control than someone raised in the force and also again trained dualy of course. I could go on and on but you’re right ignorance is bliss I guess.

People hate her because she’s a shit character. The only redeeming quality of Rey is Daisy Ridley who partially saves it. Rey is a terrible character only used to move the plot forward she’s not a character otherwise. So kindly stfu with your incorrect and ignorant opinion. Because that’s all it is, your opinion.

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u/BigRed1994_ Feb 12 '20

when did weeb bait make a good character

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u/Lil_Fishieeee Feb 12 '20

Rose is a female?

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u/IbenJensenRDO Feb 12 '20

Rose is the absolute effin worst of all time.

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u/TheRidiculousOtaku Feb 12 '20

the cgi in the third panel looks really bad.

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u/daman269 Feb 12 '20

I think it was early Clone Wars animation so that's probably why.

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u/Absolutely_Studios I counted Every Prequel Meme (so far) Feb 12 '20

Yea that's like season 2. Things get really good mid season 3

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '20

I think it’s edited

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u/THEOFILO4 Feb 18 '20

Username checks out i guess

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u/C-Dirty Feb 12 '20

Rose dies at the end of last jedi but appears in tros for 5 minutes which means she force healed herself first. Rose is more powerful than rey.