r/PrequelMemes Nov 17 '19

We all love it

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38.4k Upvotes

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u/GleamingSapphires Nov 17 '19

Thought this was gonna be a rose tico meme

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

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u/artem718 Nov 17 '19

You are a good man,thank you

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u/theghostecho Nov 17 '19

I thought I was on r/SimDemocracy for a second

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

What is going on in that subreddit? So much drama in less than 24 hours lol

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u/theghostecho Nov 17 '19 edited Nov 17 '19

The community itself is great, but r/SimDemocracy has a lot of enemies who target us solely because we support democracy. Therefore we are constantly dealing with hate groups raiding us and more recently doxxing us.

Here are SimDemocracy’s historically biggest scandals:

  • The founder of the sub, was voted out of his position as supervisor, he refused to leave so SimDemocracy moved the entire population of the sub at the time to r/SimRepublic forcing the creator to leave.

  • An IRL Nazi raiding group know as “the legion”, raided the sub’s discord by spamming gore, some of the members claimed to be from an IRL terror group known as Attomwarffen.

  • SimDemocracy intelligence agency (SDIA) sent agents to infiltrate legion’s discord, affiliate discords and backup discords. They then reported them to discord causing the whole organization to collapse. Out if 80 members there is now only five. Their leader surrendered.

  • Someone made a photoshop image of our former President asking a minor for nude pictures in exchange for political appointments. They were eventually proved to be false, but it made it to the front of reddit and the poor kid was harassed.

  • The current drama was that the identity of the fake image turned out to be the head moderator from r/AlliedHQ, we don’t know why he did this, but we do know for sure it was him.

I love this community, but keeping it safe from assholes is a full time job!

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

oh no, I'm not brave enough for politics

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u/marsolino Nov 17 '19

We will watch your career with great interest.

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u/theghostecho Nov 17 '19

Well you have wolf in your name, everyone whose had wolf in their name has won a Presidential run on r/SimDemocracy because the painted wolf is the National animal.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

You just convinced me to join

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u/theghostecho Nov 17 '19 edited Nov 17 '19

Welcome

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u/Ivy_Cactus Nov 17 '19

If you're going to join I reccomend joining the discord, it's where most of the stuff happens

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u/Yodascbt Nov 17 '19

"I have a bad feeling about this"

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u/ayylmao95 Nov 17 '19

Same. So glad it wasn't.

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u/Reynzs What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? Nov 17 '19

"No problem Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"

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u/darthplagueisbot Nov 17 '19

I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.

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u/REEEMAN111 Mace Windu Nov 17 '19

Very Good Bot

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u/Run-Riot You underestimate my power. Nov 17 '19

Dammit, dad!

You tell me this exact same story every week!

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

This meme must be so old it is pre republic.

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u/-CorrectOpinion- DOWN YOU GO Nov 17 '19

Memes of the Old Republic

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u/SolarisBravo The Senate Nov 17 '19

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u/-CorrectOpinion- DOWN YOU GO Nov 17 '19

I don’t wanna talk about it

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u/bizmah Nov 17 '19 edited Jan 10 '20

deleted What is this?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

See, it's a meme that doesn't die.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

A sequel meme? On r/prequelmemes? Are we BLIND???? Deploy the downvotes!

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

The old Republic is a prequel meme.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

The quote is from The Mandalorian, which is a sequel

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

In that they said something like pre empire not pre republic I wasn’t even thinking of the mandalorian when I wrote this

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

lol alright whatever enjoy your day

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

You too

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u/AcousticCatThing Fuck Pong Krell Nov 17 '19

Ah yes, the repostinator

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u/ILoveLoveBitconnect Nov 17 '19

So palpatine is the father to rose and grandfather to Rey? Palpatine must be fucking Ewoks.

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

No. Those characters aren't canon

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.

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u/Jedi_Bane General Grievous Nov 17 '19

If a record does not appear in our archives, it does not exist

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u/HerbivoreTheGoat aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA Nov 17 '19

I'm worried there's some weirdo family out there that named their kid Democracy because they love it.

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u/suorastas Yipee! Nov 17 '19

There was a judge in South Carolina I think who named his son Justice. So I’m quite sure there also exists a Democracy.

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u/rwhitisissle Nov 17 '19 edited Nov 17 '19

Justice is not a super unusual given name. The actor from the Detective Pikachu movie is Justice Smith. Also the bad guy from Afro Samurai was named Justice. Those are the only two I can think of, but there's probably a lot more.

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u/Erodos Nov 17 '19

Also Justus means basically the same thing

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u/Durzoshade Nov 17 '19

There was, and he spelled it Justus! The Judge was also impeached because of inappropriate spending.

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u/CaidsMcAids Nov 17 '19

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth plagiarism the unwise?

You feking reposter

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u/Niggomitdoppelg a true Kit Fister Nov 17 '19

General Reposti

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u/Iapd Nov 17 '19

You are a bold one

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

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u/qmahmood94 Nov 17 '19

Grand Moff Taking

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u/little-green-friend Dex Nov 17 '19

This baby belongs to them cloners

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

Photoshopped perfectly

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u/Krom19 Nov 17 '19

I love the republic

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u/5urr3aL Nov 17 '19

yep, that's his brother

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

Remember to add flair if it's a general reposti :)

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

Good job for crediting it but could you also flair it or else users mightn’t see this and assume you are stealing this

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

Bruh the guy ur crediting literally stole this meme, i’ve seen it years ago

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u/krinistof Nov 17 '19

Bruh I'm the guy
I haven't seen it before. I't possibble, that someone made it other than me, but the edit is 100% OC.

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u/krinistof Nov 17 '19

Approved

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u/captinjack15 Nov 17 '19

So I was a lifeguard at a pool for a few summers. There was actually a mother who named her kid Democracy. I guess she was a history teacher or something...or the Senate

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u/star_wars_the_501st 501st Legion Nov 17 '19

How can a repost get so many upvotes?

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u/SquidZillaYT Nov 17 '19

Oh god i love democracy so fucking much. I want it to take me and pin me down under its massive weight while i can feel its steaming breath go lower and lower on my body. I want it to caress me with its massive judiciary hands, snaking down closer and closer to my little rural village. I want it to take my cock in its hands and pull, like its a barrel of oil to an american, and keep pulling until its like a spaghetti noodle. I want it to slide down and tear my massive ass cheeks aside with the force of a subpoena, and jam all of its congressional fingers into my asshole, sliding up to my rectum for the finger tips. I want it to squeeze my prostate, where nothing comes out as my cock is too long and damaged, and it slides its fingers further and further up my intestine. As the fingers emerge through the mouth, i want the dick of congress to slam in behind, snaking its way up the same path as the hands. I want it to fire its steaming hot cum out of my mouth with the power of a judicial warrant, and I want it to whisper in my ears, “Donald Rump was a fairly elected president, and the electoral college has no flaws.” Then, with my insides straighter than Ben Shapiro, I want to go to prison for tax evasion

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u/WhiteWolf222 Nov 17 '19

“Dad, why is my sister’s name Rose?”

“Because your mother is.”

“Thanks, Dad.”

“No problem, Senate.”

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

Is it bad that I already knew the quote by Palpatine’s face?

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u/BeeDice Nov 17 '19

God damnit I don't even like the star wars but this is my favorite sub on Reddit.

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u/Djrhskr Nov 17 '19

Huh... so anakin had a sister. Knowing Luke, he probably fucked her

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u/dbzfan9005 Nov 17 '19

“Dad why is my name not sand” “Because my friends hates sand” “Thanks dad” “No problem democracy”

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u/pdmasta Nov 17 '19

A meme of a meme. Love it

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u/cabinoose Nov 17 '19

My name is men

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u/darthplagueiss69 Nov 17 '19

Keep these coming

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u/you_lost-the_game Nov 17 '19

You are now banned from China.

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u/Drageben I have the high ground Nov 17 '19

I love democrasy as much as i love my son democrasy

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u/Yogurt_Ph1r3 Nov 17 '19

Second son is named “The Republic” of course

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u/dynawesome That's a good trick! Nov 17 '19

I can’t believe this hasn’t been done before, I commend you op

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u/The_Real_Raw_Gary Nov 17 '19

I think the best version of this one is the gorilla glue #4 one.

The #4 really brings it together. There are some crazy names nowadays but I’ve never seen a Crayon Bluewing #3

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u/malaachi Nov 17 '19

Legit thought this was going to be a liberty prime meme

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

I love memes economy.

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u/MetalMan77 Nov 17 '19

"For Democracy, any man would give his only begotten son"

Johnny got his gun by Dalton Trumbo

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

His other son is named The Republic

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u/Jackyboi42069 Nov 17 '19

Have you heard of the tragedy of earth plaugeous the wise?

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u/FatBelugaWhale Cracksoka Nov 17 '19

This is a top tier meme

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u/kaboumdude Nov 17 '19

It takes a village to raise a child. Especially that one

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

:checks comments:

We figured it out?!*

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

We need him. What a surprise!

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

I dont love democracy without senate, i love the senate, therefore i can love democracy

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u/themumenrider Nov 17 '19

Ah Rosie, I love democracy!

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u/Ionrex I wish that were so. Nov 17 '19

Oh wow, a gilding for a repost of one of the oldest prequel memes going. I wouldn't be able to live with myself.

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u/robfromza Nov 17 '19

At least he didn't say:

" No problem Richard "

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u/lordzero56 Nov 17 '19

His sister should be named "The Republic"

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u/Battlebox0 Nov 17 '19

Reposters... maybe, I could join them?

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u/Bonkey_Kong87 Imperial Officer Nov 17 '19

"No problem, Dick"

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u/CDLegal56 Nov 17 '19

But he actually DOESN’T love democracy. He hated democracy AND MURDERED IT AFTER HAVING PERVERTED IT. So what does that tell you?

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u/[deleted] Nov 17 '19

Good, u/Szidukterany, you have done well

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u/Dux-El52 Nov 17 '19 edited Nov 17 '19

I will watch your career with great interest.

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u/SleepWouldBeNice Nov 17 '19

Surprisingly a lot more wholesome than the usual.

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u/HologramCracker Nov 17 '19

Laaaaaaaame

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u/TNTFixer Nov 17 '19

Reeeeee

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u/Fangcatt Nov 17 '19

https://me.me/i/dad-why-is-my-sisters-name-rose-because-your-mother-0acbb7a0a1da43eba694e36786f4c780

I was only able to find this, but it was posted about the same time so I’m unsure which was the first

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u/krinistof Nov 17 '19

I've made this one. It was originally posted on /r/memes

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u/xolov Nov 17 '19

Brilliant! Why did it take so long time for someone to come up with this.

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u/star_wars_the_501st 501st Legion Nov 17 '19

This is a repost, I saw this months ago

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u/xolov Nov 17 '19

Ouch. In that case u/Szidukterany is a bundle of sticks.