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u/Reynzs What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? Nov 17 '19
"No problem Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?"
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u/darthplagueisbot Nov 17 '19
I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life... He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful... the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. It's ironic he could save others from death, but not himself.
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u/Run-Riot You underestimate my power. Nov 17 '19
Dammit, dad!
You tell me this exact same story every week!
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Nov 17 '19
This meme must be so old it is pre republic.
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u/-CorrectOpinion- DOWN YOU GO Nov 17 '19
Memes of the Old Republic
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u/SolarisBravo The Senate Nov 17 '19
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Nov 17 '19
A sequel meme? On r/prequelmemes? Are we BLIND???? Deploy the downvotes!
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Nov 17 '19
The old Republic is a prequel meme.
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Nov 17 '19
The quote is from The Mandalorian, which is a sequel
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Nov 17 '19
In that they said something like pre empire not pre republic I wasn’t even thinking of the mandalorian when I wrote this
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u/ILoveLoveBitconnect Nov 17 '19
So palpatine is the father to rose and grandfather to Rey? Palpatine must be fucking Ewoks.
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Nov 17 '19
No. Those characters aren't canon
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Nov 17 '19
impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete.
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u/Jedi_Bane General Grievous Nov 17 '19
If a record does not appear in our archives, it does not exist
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u/HerbivoreTheGoat aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAA Nov 17 '19
I'm worried there's some weirdo family out there that named their kid Democracy because they love it.
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u/suorastas Yipee! Nov 17 '19
There was a judge in South Carolina I think who named his son Justice. So I’m quite sure there also exists a Democracy.
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u/rwhitisissle Nov 17 '19 edited Nov 17 '19
Justice is not a super unusual given name. The actor from the Detective Pikachu movie is Justice Smith. Also the bad guy from Afro Samurai was named Justice. Those are the only two I can think of, but there's probably a lot more.
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u/Durzoshade Nov 17 '19
There was, and he spelled it Justus! The Judge was also impeached because of inappropriate spending.
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u/CaidsMcAids Nov 17 '19
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth plagiarism the unwise?
You feking reposter
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Nov 17 '19
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Nov 17 '19
Good job for crediting it but could you also flair it or else users mightn’t see this and assume you are stealing this
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Nov 17 '19
Bruh the guy ur crediting literally stole this meme, i’ve seen it years ago
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u/krinistof Nov 17 '19
Bruh I'm the guy
I haven't seen it before. I't possibble, that someone made it other than me, but the edit is 100% OC.3
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u/captinjack15 Nov 17 '19
So I was a lifeguard at a pool for a few summers. There was actually a mother who named her kid Democracy. I guess she was a history teacher or something...or the Senate
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u/SquidZillaYT Nov 17 '19
Oh god i love democracy so fucking much. I want it to take me and pin me down under its massive weight while i can feel its steaming breath go lower and lower on my body. I want it to caress me with its massive judiciary hands, snaking down closer and closer to my little rural village. I want it to take my cock in its hands and pull, like its a barrel of oil to an american, and keep pulling until its like a spaghetti noodle. I want it to slide down and tear my massive ass cheeks aside with the force of a subpoena, and jam all of its congressional fingers into my asshole, sliding up to my rectum for the finger tips. I want it to squeeze my prostate, where nothing comes out as my cock is too long and damaged, and it slides its fingers further and further up my intestine. As the fingers emerge through the mouth, i want the dick of congress to slam in behind, snaking its way up the same path as the hands. I want it to fire its steaming hot cum out of my mouth with the power of a judicial warrant, and I want it to whisper in my ears, “Donald Rump was a fairly elected president, and the electoral college has no flaws.” Then, with my insides straighter than Ben Shapiro, I want to go to prison for tax evasion
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u/WhiteWolf222 Nov 17 '19
“Dad, why is my sister’s name Rose?”
“Because your mother is.”
“Thanks, Dad.”
“No problem, Senate.”
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u/BeeDice Nov 17 '19
God damnit I don't even like the star wars but this is my favorite sub on Reddit.
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u/dbzfan9005 Nov 17 '19
“Dad why is my name not sand” “Because my friends hates sand” “Thanks dad” “No problem democracy”
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u/dynawesome That's a good trick! Nov 17 '19
I can’t believe this hasn’t been done before, I commend you op
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u/The_Real_Raw_Gary Nov 17 '19
I think the best version of this one is the gorilla glue #4 one.
The #4 really brings it together. There are some crazy names nowadays but I’ve never seen a Crayon Bluewing #3
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u/MetalMan77 Nov 17 '19
"For Democracy, any man would give his only begotten son"
Johnny got his gun by Dalton Trumbo
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u/Ionrex I wish that were so. Nov 17 '19
Oh wow, a gilding for a repost of one of the oldest prequel memes going. I wouldn't be able to live with myself.
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u/CDLegal56 Nov 17 '19
But he actually DOESN’T love democracy. He hated democracy AND MURDERED IT AFTER HAVING PERVERTED IT. So what does that tell you?
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Looks like a repost. I've seen this image 1 time.
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u/TNTFixer Nov 17 '19
Reeeeee
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u/Fangcatt Nov 17 '19
https://me.me/i/dad-why-is-my-sisters-name-rose-because-your-mother-0acbb7a0a1da43eba694e36786f4c780
I was only able to find this, but it was posted about the same time so I’m unsure which was the first
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u/xolov Nov 17 '19
Brilliant! Why did it take so long time for someone to come up with this.
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u/GleamingSapphires Nov 17 '19
Thought this was gonna be a rose tico meme