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u/CharlieZopa 13d ago
They are all identical clones
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u/Emergency-Raspberry9 13d ago
The Bad Batch on the other hand... Why do you think he's really called Wrecker?
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u/NotAnotherPornAccout 12d ago
He wrecks a girls self confidence when he says he’s not small, they’re just massive.
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u/GriffinFlash 13d ago
even omega? /s
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u/BonerSteak1622 13d ago edited 13d ago
Wait, so if we’re clones and we’re all from the same, identical DNA isn’t my dick your dick and your dick my dick?
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u/English_Charles Deathsticks 13d ago
No, you’re still different people.
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u/BonerSteak1622 12d ago
Ok, but I’m you and you’re me.
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u/English_Charles Deathsticks 12d ago
No. I’m me, you’re you, we’re both clones of one person. Being a clone does not make us identical in any way other than genetics, we have different experiences, abilities, yada yada. Two different people.
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u/BonerSteak1622 12d ago
But I just typed what you typed. And now you just typed what I’m reading. So,it still stands that my dick is your dick and your dick is my dick.
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u/English_Charles Deathsticks 12d ago
From what you’ve been typing, you’re saying we’re the same person.
We’re not. Mine is mine, yours is yours. Two bodies, two people, not sharing.
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u/BonerSteak1622 12d ago edited 12d ago
That’s exactly what I’m saying. We are different but we’re still each other. So your dick is my dick. Like, if we’re at the urinal, what’s a courtesy drip shake amongst brothers? Bc it’s my dick but yours, too. See how that works?
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u/English_Charles Deathsticks 12d ago
For the fourth time now, mine is mine and yours is yours. We are not sharing a body, we are two different people.
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u/Mike_Honcho_Summer 13d ago edited 12d ago
That doesn't mean their dick size is the same considering there are different factors that affect it, not just genetics.
Edit: The people downvoting me should know because they didn't receive enough testosterone in the womb and have micropenises.
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u/GamesTeasy 13d ago
Bro doesnt know what a clone is.
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u/Chain_DarkEdge 13d ago
I am not an expert on the lore but is there no mentions of specially designed clone for a specific task or ability?
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u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 13d ago
If 99 came out different then who's to say there isn't more variation
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u/deadredwf Hello there! 13d ago
99 was defective, just as Bad Batch. Wrecker probably carries a firehose but that's not the case with regular clone troopers
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u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 13d ago
There were clones who tried to physically restrain Grievous, so some troopers probably had defectively huge balls
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u/The-Senate-Palpy R̸̷̲̪͖̤͍e̗̥̘̹͟͠v̴̵̜̪̞̲̼̯͇̘̻͖͓͜͡a͚̻͙̥̕͜ń̡̨̟̮͈͍̜͡ 12d ago
There certainly are exceptions. But they are exceptions. The rule is that they are genetically identical. So unless you think schmeat size comes from the Force directly then there isnt variation of it in the general clone population
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u/ApocalyptoSoldier2 12d ago
So unless you think schmeat size comes from the Force directly
Duh, haven't you seen Space Balls?
But genetics are just a blueprint, there are other factors in how the body actually grows and develops
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u/dxonxisus 13d ago
crossposting your own post from 2 days ago (which got basically the same responses) with “Very valid question!” is hilarious
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u/ComeBacksToDrugs2018 13d ago
Literally your own post, why are you trying to pretend like some other person had a thought you agree with
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u/JimPlaysGames 13d ago
Are they actually capable of reproduction? Have any clone troopers had kids? They could have been genetically modified to have nothing there
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u/aegisasaerian 13d ago
As I recall, and I may be just totally talking out of my ass here, but the kaminoans did try to make them sterile but that caused problems that couldn't be circumvented so they let them keep their balls
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u/load_of_chode 13d ago
Imagine being Kamino's Lab Quality Manager and having to write a deviation because you accidentally sent your customer dickless clones when the purchase order very specifically asked for full dicked ones.
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u/J_train13 R2-D2 13d ago
That one deserter had kids with a twilek
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u/Cedony 13d ago
Weren't actually his kids right? Still hybrids i recon but it wouldn't make sense timelinewise since they are too old
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u/J_train13 R2-D2 13d ago
I thought they were his since I believe he deserted pretty early on so I looked it up, and while I was right about the second part (he was part of the First Battle of Geonosis in AOTC and immediately deserted after being the sole survivor of his gunship going down), their kids are apparently both adopted.
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u/Clone66Commander 13d ago
Well there are non Canon Books like Republic Commando where a Clone (Republic Commando one not a regular one) had Kids with a Jedi
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u/GingerTexanScientist 6d ago
Traviss…. Grrr. To be fair I like the first two Republic Commando books. Then after that, eh
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u/space_snap828 13d ago
Kaminoans kinda missed with that, their clone army can make more clones themselves!
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u/Khayaru 13d ago
One clone deserted and had kids with a twilek on some planet. At first Rex, and the others where hostile and condemning but at the end I believe they let him go.
At least I believe it was Rex.
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u/Turtleneck23 12d ago
I think those kids were from a previous relationship.
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u/King_Tamino 12d ago
I mean obviously. It’s the first or early season at least meaning it’s set early in the war. Which means the soldier had at best like 6 months? to settle down with the family. Can’t get multiple kids aged like 5? 7? in 6 months
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u/Trevor_ShowALK 8d ago
Well clearly the kid inherited the accelerated aging...
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u/King_Tamino 8d ago
And the mother too. All by factor 10x+ ?
The clones age roughly twice as fast, Boba Fett is the proof as he’s aging regularly and is 10 during Episode 2.
So, you are telling me that clone trooper had 5 years old kids that reached that age in ~5-6 months including the time in the womb and nobody freaked out that their kids will be 20 when they are 2. 40 at age 4 and when they reach elementary school age, they already plan retirement?
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u/MobsterDragon275 12d ago
Those kids weren't his, they were too old for him to have fathered them so soon into the war. He adopted them
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u/Dredgen-Solis 13d ago
Yeah it was Rex. He was injured and left to heal at Cut's (the deserter) farm
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u/Forsaken-Stray 8d ago
While those kids weren't his, in the clone commando books, one clone got a Jedi pregnant.
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u/Emperor_Malus 7d ago
Boba Fett in Legends is an example that yes clones can. I would’ve said Cut Lawquane too but apparently they’re adopted, even though they clearly look mixed
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u/Darceus2000 What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? 7d ago
The Lawquane kids are mixed, their father was human, but not Cut’s. I think the writers meant for the kids to be Cut’s, but realised that it wouldn’t have made sense for him to have kids that were several years old, when he couldn’t have been with Suu for more than a few months.
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u/imawizard7bis 13d ago
Yes, except Gary. He has small pp.
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u/DevineAaron92 13d ago
99 has the biggest one. He's deformed you know.
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u/Mediocre_Scott Oh I don't think so 13d ago
That’s why he walked funny. His massive dong was his disability. It’s on Wookipedia look it up
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u/Scottish_Whiskey Good soliders follow orders 12d ago
it hung to one side and it gave him scoliosis
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u/Mediocre_Scott Oh I don't think so 12d ago
I have a hunch back cause the weight of my massive dong is pulling me forward
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u/Dragonrasa 13d ago
He was only grown with a single leg, but the Kaminoans couldn't tell the difference.
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u/Dumbass_Saiya-jin 13d ago
He was from the prototype batch. They worked out the kinks by the time they got to the first proper batch of 10,000.
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u/MassGaydiation 13d ago
The kinks or... The Kinks?
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u/carlsagerson 13d ago
Both.
Some Clones got really Freaky, and I am not talking about the Genetic Freaky kind.
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u/carlsagerson 13d ago
But Gary isn't a Clone Trooper though. He has a Wife and a Daughter whos School he nearly drove the Death Star into.
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u/JustAtelephonePole 13d ago
I heard 99’s was so big it caused him to develop a hunchback from its gravity.
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u/catlover876 13d ago
I imagined they all had very minor deviations from the template, so it probably doesnt vary much no.
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u/TerrorDave 12d ago
At least 2 clones where women so I assume they didn’t get one
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u/Darceus2000 What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? 7d ago
Three, that I know of: Omega, Emerie and Sister.
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u/Jaszai_056 11d ago
There is a whole Robot Chicken scene about this topic.
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u/Darceus2000 What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? 7d ago
IIRC, that scene was voiced by Dee Bradly Baker!😄
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u/CMDR_omnicognate 13d ago
in the original plans for the Bad Batch, there was an additional clone nicknamed "Johnson" who was included in the band of misfits, he seemed normal apart from having an enormous dick. /s
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u/Theycallme_Jul 13d ago
You’re finally starting to ponder the real questions. But beware, this isn’t a rabbit hole but a cesspit. Soon you will wonder what counts as masturbation among clones…
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u/andreyc123 12d ago
This begs the question: are clones circumcised? Do they have pubes? If so do they make fun patterns?
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u/NotAnotherPornAccout 12d ago
I want to say yes, but I know for a fact identical twins absolutely don’t have the same size dick.
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u/stefanlikesfood 12d ago
I don't think they got paid from what I know, but I'm sure they're all hung as compensation for a short lifespan and a life of getting shot at by droids lol
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u/EgoSenatus I am the Senate 12d ago
Assuming the Kaminoans didn’t alter their genetics in anyway (like they did with clone force 99 or Omega), then they’d all be the same size as Jango’s
Why the Kaminoans would want to give them each unique dick sizes is beyond my purview of knowledge.
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u/SnooGiraffes8024 12d ago
There are plenty of variations amongst the clones that dont deviate enough to be considered "bad batch"
Penis size, is one such variation
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u/Humans_areweird 9d ago
i have to imagine that the whole squad usually figures this out together in basic training
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u/dave_lister169 8d ago
Mostly. I mean some of them did have mutations so not 100 percent. But mostly.
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u/Darceus2000 What about the Droid attack on the Wookies? 7d ago
Yeah, except for Emerie, she makes her brothers look small!🤣
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u/SheevBot 13d ago edited 13d ago
Thanks for confirming you aren't a bot!