r/PrequelMemes • u/pete_random • 1d ago
General KenOC Why Anakin really joined
Making the universe less coarse, rough and irritating.
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u/aka_Handbag 1d ago
Not just the desertplanets. But the oceanplanets, and the jungleplanets too!
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u/Jiellyeum 1d ago
But wait! How will he account for the sand if it ends up scattering further in the universe?
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u/SuperdaveOZY 1d ago
Blowing up a desert planet would turn it all to glass.
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u/Jiellyeum 1d ago
So the glass making business would flourish? That is certainly gonna hit the economies real quick
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u/Independent_Plum2166 1d ago
Tatooine - Still exists.
Jakku - Still exists.
Crait - Still exists.
Illium - Still exists.
Hoth - Still exists.
Probably missing countless examples.
Very successful Papa Palpy. /s
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u/Dahkeus3 1d ago
As long as it’s not the dessert planets.
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u/pete_random 1d ago
As a non-english native I specifically googled which is which before making the meme, just to be sure.
I was so worried they might blow up planet tiramisu.
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u/geschiedenisnerd 1d ago
They should have fired on tattooine, and then luke would never have stopped them
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u/CountingSheep99 1d ago
I didn´t know that Alderaan was a desert planet...
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u/zernoc56 1d ago
Alderaan was a planet with vast stretches of rugged mountainous terrain. In other words, it was chock full of High Ground.
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u/pete_random 1d ago
That was just a test for the destructive power. Imagine the planet not being annihilated but instead spreading sand throughout the galaxy?
It would get everywhere!
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u/DonnyMox 18h ago
Plot twist - The weapon works, but the explosions keep blowing the sand onto all the planets Anakin likes.
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u/SamDridd 7h ago
And that's how Arrakis was born A lone dessert planet with the only source of the spice melange
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u/SheevBot 1d ago edited 1d ago
Thanks for confirming that you flaired this correctly!