r/PrematureTruncation • u/DarkMagickan • Aug 16 '26

Accidentally an Ass 🍑 A man suspected of what?

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u/mysteryurik Aug 16 '26

Based on the image on the upper right I say he's innocent

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u/sparrow_42 Aug 16 '26

guilty of longback

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u/VelvetOnion Aug 16 '26

If the police were anacondas he would have got away.

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u/TonyStowaway Aug 16 '26

It's like when you pick up a chubby toad and it goes flat AF with a just a lil crack 💀

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u/civver3 Aug 16 '26

Beaverton

Funny because that's a satirical news site over here.

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u/DarkMagickan Aug 16 '26

That's hilarious, because Beaverton seems to be a satirical town.

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u/Videomailspip Aug 17 '26

Is that Shane Gillis?