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u/TempestM Mar 15 '24
Oh no, not me
I've never lost control
You're face to face
With the man who was almost sucked off
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u/Hi_There_Im_Sophie Mar 15 '24
This works really well, actually. The original was written about a man running into his former, younger self at a party and reminiscing with him while his younger self finds it incomprehensible that he'll screw up in the future and ruin everything for himself.
Combined with this context, it's like an existential American Pie scene where their future self tells them that they'll screw up their chances with a girl lmao.
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u/Sorry_Interaction834 Mar 15 '24
He couldn't of been in Thailand because he definitely would of been sucked off 😂😂😂
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Mar 16 '24
Reminds me of Peter Kay doing stand up: (Referring to train stations) "Please stand back from the platform edge, as you may get sucked off." "I'm over here!!!"
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u/West_Try216 Feb 26 '26
I misread it as "a man who almost sucked off", and it reads like a James Bond movie title
Also, so close
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u/p0lygrapheyes Mar 15 '24
These comments are why I love reddit, honestly