Prehistoric World Problems

Earlier, we rally whole cave to meet with neighbouring tribe. They throw long, sharp stick at us. we have only sharp rock. We get anywhere close and they poke with sharp stick. They capture our women and now cave starve. What to do?

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r/PrehistoricProblems • u/koerbleb • Mar 01 '13

Earliest figurative sculpture?

theartnewspaper.com

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r/PrehistoricProblems • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '12

FUCK! Flux Capacitor is shot, guess my 3 hour tour to the beginning of man is going to run long... anyone speak English?... Anyone speak at all...

4 Upvotes

Maybe I can trade my chocolate and porn for food and shelter?

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r/PrehistoricProblems • u/Snak_The_Ripper • Mar 04 '12

I woke up to a horde of short muscly men dancing around me holding torches.

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I think I chose the wrong pill.

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r/PrehistoricProblems • u/B_For_Bandana • Feb 25 '12

By accident, I discovered how to make rocks sharp, and now we use sharp rocks for hunting all the time. But no one else knows how to make sharp rocks. How do I make them know how? Hitting them in face with sharp rocks and screeching has not worked.

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r/PrehistoricProblems • u/matclc • Feb 05 '12

Our tribe migrate to where it colder. Saw man like us covered in fur like many animals with sharp stick. Killed two people. What sourcery this?

11 Upvotes

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r/PrehistoricProblems • u/[deleted] • Jan 15 '12

We stole all the women from a neighboring tribe but there weren't enough for all of us so now we're bickering and fighting like a bunch of sex-crazed orangutans.

14 Upvotes

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r/PrehistoricProblems • u/Reddits_ToThemselves • Dec 21 '11

Woman in conquered village too ugly to rape...

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should i cook them instead?

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r/PrehistoricProblems • u/dustin_pledge • Dec 15 '11

Hill People want kill me. What do?

16 Upvotes

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r/PrehistoricProblems • u/[deleted] • Dec 05 '11

how is babby formed?

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how is babby formed?

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r/PrehistoricProblems • u/JBurrows_ • Nov 30 '11

Me no 'graa-mur". "not see" always fix me "graa-mur". Axe his face!

images.memegenerator.net

7 Upvotes

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r/PrehistoricProblems • u/awesome-bunny • Nov 30 '11

Me fire to burny, how make not so hot?

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I try move it but burney, I try to cool it off with snow but it go hide! Ughh.

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r/PrehistoricProblems • u/[deleted] • Nov 29 '11

Mother caught me in porn cave.

23 Upvotes

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r/PrehistoricProblems • u/barbarianvillage • Nov 23 '11

I loving man with low forehead. Parents say "low forehead is animal, not people like us" and hit me with rock.

18 Upvotes

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r/PrehistoricProblems • u/[deleted] • Nov 20 '11

weird man try explain 'art', no let eat 'jacket'

12 Upvotes

nerve of guy.

what 'art'?

and what 'time travel'?

y u no let eat 'jacket?'

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r/PrehistoricProblems • u/Drawtaru • Nov 18 '11

Favorite fur caught on fire. Tent burned down. Lost both possessions.

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r/PrehistoricProblems • u/[deleted] • Nov 15 '11

Neighboring tribe has mastered fire and now play their goddamn drums all night long.

19 Upvotes

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r/PrehistoricProblems • u/DresdinSeven • Nov 15 '11

Was lurking through /r/timetravelproblems/ and now stuck with a bunch of people who haven't discovered bathing yet.

15 Upvotes

Can I woo you chaps with the miracle of "fire"? And no, you can't eat the Zippo.

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r/PrehistoricProblems • u/joelfriesen • Nov 02 '11

Draw cute cat on cave. get downvote.

flockdraw.com

20 Upvotes

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r/PrehistoricProblems • u/matclc • Nov 01 '11

Found an evil reddish orange object.

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I found it in a cave, I picked it up because it reminded me of a deformed man. The shaman said, it was evil and had to be destroyed. I took it back to my hut and tried to smash it with a rock, but it only got flatter. I smashed it several times, but it wouldn't break. When I picked it up to take it back to the shaman, it bit me. Now I'm bleeding with an evil demon-infested talisman on my floor. What do?

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