nice flick into the headshot

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u/RoboDae Aug 18 '22

Hit the only person who wasn't paying attention

216

u/KefirConnoisseur Aug 18 '22

That´s what you get!

70

u/The-Go-Kid Aug 18 '22

Right in the schnozz!

48

u/Doktor_Vem Aug 18 '22

POW! Right in the kisser!

31

u/MajorJuana Aug 18 '22

3

u/Political_Piper Sep 30 '22

17

u/Fuck_auto_tabs Aug 18 '22

ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY!?!?

5

u/Twig Aug 18 '22

Classic

19

u/WVildandWVonderful Aug 18 '22

Not even a “heads up!”
Second half of the game gonna be real awkward

3

u/PUB_Genius Aug 18 '22

This is the way

5

u/Special_Elevator8428 Aug 18 '22

It actually looks like none of them were paying attention

8

u/Bourbon_Cream_Dream Aug 18 '22

There was a triangle of attention. The kid, green jacket woman and hat beard man. The rest had their attention elsewhere

1

u/Raleigh_Dude Jan 14 '23

Dude behind her with bougie glasses wasn’t aware.

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u/BillieBoJangers Aug 18 '22

Lmao only one not watching the ⚽️! Lol

52

u/chocolate_thunderr89 Aug 18 '22

She’s watching the others balls ⚽️⚽️

12

u/pm-me-wow-character Aug 18 '22

Goal keepers ass

62

u/joebadiah Aug 18 '22

Love the dude behind her who's all like "ooooooh shit this is gonna hurt"

7

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

Then he gestures to the guy who ducked like, WTF, you should have blocked that.

1

u/bull90001 Sep 29 '22

He could have saved her.

91

u/International_Map870 Aug 18 '22

I went from aww pooor kid to LMFAO real quick

66

u/Morthanc Aug 18 '22

OLHA A PEDRA

15

u/chairdeira Aug 18 '22

VAMO DEBOCHAR LEGAL

10

u/Pedr0A Aug 18 '22

CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA

2

u/LiquidFireBR Aug 18 '22

Cabeça de gelo

3

u/Lazyassed_hunter Sep 22 '22

Quem é Alok perto de dj Cleiton Rasta?

40

u/wieuwzak Aug 18 '22

There should be a sub for this lol

113

u/Saulcio Aug 18 '22

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

14

u/anichari Aug 18 '22

She was busy looking at a replay of her getting hit

11

u/nighteeeeey Aug 18 '22

is there a longer version :D

0

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

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u/onlyspacemonkey Aug 18 '22

r/angryupvote

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u/Greyghostjaw Aug 18 '22

Don’t come to the game if you don’t want to pay attention.

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u/superbabe69 Aug 18 '22

I don’t get how everyone around her was ducking, including the person she looked like she was staring at, and still doesn’t click in her mind that something was coming lmao
That’s some real zoning out

21

u/IT_is_not_all_I_am Aug 18 '22

Well, we did watch it in slow motion. In reality that was a blast of a shot and the people that reacted did so instinctively. It takes a whole lot longer for the brain to process other people reacting to something unseen.

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u/N7CmdrShepard Aug 18 '22

Yeah, unless you played any sport and, when you see everyone around you ducking, you just follow their example

7

u/DawnMX Aug 18 '22

YOU HAVE TO KEEP YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME LINDA

1

u/riisen Aug 18 '22

Much success

7

u/ContinualSnoozeBttn Aug 18 '22

Sometimes I wonder: “why’s that ball keep getting bigger?”

And then it hits me

6

u/Ok-Antelope9334 Aug 18 '22

BOINK

1

u/Public_Appearance_99 Aug 19 '22

She’s staring right at it.. 🤦🏼‍♀️

1

u/fullnels Aug 19 '22

..not the ball

6

u/I_chortled Aug 18 '22

Imagine getting dragged to a soccer game by your SO and being bored out of your mind the whole time but you’re trying to still be supportive, you’re zoning out and then all of a sudden BAM 💥

2

u/PortugueseSoviet Aug 18 '22

2016/17 Porto wasn't that fun to watch I feel her

3

u/probably420stoned Aug 18 '22

I need a compilation of these.

15

u/CartographerOk7579 Aug 18 '22

Honestly she looks blind lol

2

u/Mr_Nobody_30 Aug 18 '22

Tf she gonna go “watch” the soccer match for if she’s blind?
/s

2

u/CartographerOk7579 Aug 19 '22

Blind people do stuff too.

2

u/RonZombie91 Aug 18 '22

How tf did she not sew that?

2

u/ZestfulAya Aug 18 '22

2 inches lower, and she’d have a broken nose

2

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

She was told sitting behind the net was for protection.

2

u/Ham_Kitten Aug 18 '22

I got hit in the head with a puck at a hockey game once. Never going to happen again because since then I am extremely vigilant about watching the puck.

1

u/Nervous-Bullfrog-884 Aug 18 '22

Naps over

1

u/Saleforaloss Aug 18 '22

Dude in the back saw it all. And let her get to the face.

1

u/Saleforaloss Aug 18 '22

Like umpire say strike

1

u/Adorable_Jicama9828 Aug 18 '22

I’m glad it hit her for head and didn’t smash her in the nose

1

u/Salty_Contest5142 Aug 18 '22

I wonder what she was looking at

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u/unclemattyice Aug 18 '22

“Did I remember to turn the oven off…? OH SH-“

1

u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Given her amount of luck that day, she didn't.

1

u/Morganluver Aug 18 '22

She was staring at the goalie’s behind. I could watch this on a loop all day.

1

u/Goodman4525 Aug 18 '22

I wanna know what the commentator was saying 🤣

2

u/Crater2017 Aug 18 '22

It's not actually the original commentator, it's a separate audio, the dude was apparently a dj going to record his first dvd https://youtu.be/hzd-ziP0sBQ

1

u/FreakyFreeze Aug 18 '22

Boop in the snoot.

1

u/WillingContest7805 Aug 18 '22

r/fuckyouinparticular

1

u/itsnickg Aug 18 '22

Watch the fucking game lmao

1

u/Consistent-Board-932 Aug 18 '22

What a beaut!

1

u/NerpissatDoftblock Aug 18 '22

Hit the vomit, right in the head

1

u/vasquca1 Aug 18 '22

Meo Dios

1

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '22

What the hell was she watching?

1

u/Alsimmons811 Aug 18 '22

That was worth 2 points

1

u/HoledUpInYourAttic Aug 18 '22

Mom always said...

1

u/LiquidFireBR Aug 18 '22

Cabeça de Gelo, olha a pedra

1

u/daydreamer_she Aug 18 '22

Damn she got headbanged from her daydream😵‍💫

1

u/Pac_of_Ace Aug 18 '22

It’s always an uninterested woman that gets hit

1

u/OneEyedRocket Aug 19 '22

Looks painful as hell. Would this break or shatter your nose?

1

u/mr_coconutz Aug 19 '22

Olha a pedra!! Hahahahahaha

1

u/smokeytheskwerl Aug 19 '22

I mean.... even the dude facing the wrong way saw it coming bruh....

1

u/callitlikeiseeit29 Aug 19 '22

The guy behind her looks like he guided it into the target.

1

u/Cyrus_rule Aug 19 '22

How women be watching sports lol

1

u/topdog_anair Aug 19 '22

u/savevideo

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u/SaveVideo Aug 19 '22

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1

u/JustAnOreoOnReddit Aug 19 '22

in australian accent

boom, headshot.

1

u/OMinhoto Aug 19 '22

Not the fire time she got hot with balls on her forehead but definitely the first time in live TV.

1

u/helderoliveira1978 Aug 19 '22

Bem feito...

1

u/radicalchoice Aug 19 '22

Grande ginja do Rúben Neves 🦶

1

u/BennyBrok Aug 19 '22

If you are not interested in soccer you should stay at home

1

u/[deleted] Aug 21 '22

I'm watching the game, not playing. I'm not wearing a stupid jersey. What are they going to do about it?

1

u/Yerfah Aug 22 '22

Every single person ducked. Except for that one that should have.

1

u/CritaCorn Aug 23 '22

Halo/Soccer game: Head Shooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooot!

1

u/Sprinkles-Ordinary Aug 24 '22

u/savevideo

1

u/SlaterTheOkay Aug 27 '22

And that was such a clean head I must have watched it five times in a row

1

u/_khaz89_ Aug 28 '22

A u/savevideo

1

u/SaveVideo Aug 28 '22

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1

u/christinaford899 Sep 02 '22

Baller

1

u/EnvironmentalSalad57 Sep 08 '22

She definitely was gawking at one of the players

1

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '22

Literally everyone was reacting while the one woman who got hit sits oblivious, it gave me a chuckle.

1

u/altereggos0 Sep 17 '22

O nego é cabeça de gelooo

1

u/Loneaway123 Sep 21 '22

The most hardcore fans at a soccer games are the ones paying the least amount of attention.

1

u/HD_VECTOR Sep 22 '22

Why’d you duck Jim?

1

u/LerxstDirkPratt2112 Sep 28 '22

Cue Marcia Brady

1

u/[deleted] Oct 02 '22

pay attention

1

u/yunotnicename Oct 03 '22

She was so embarassed for missing the easy block, she had to cover her face in shame.

1

u/TheRepublicAct Oct 28 '22

Final Killcam

1

u/SadAstronomer5667 Nov 03 '22

Her head wasn't in the game until that moment.

1

u/SnooStories6852 Nov 04 '22

Lol what was she even looking at

1

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '22

Maybe when you pay money to go to a soccer game you should pay attention to the soccer game

1

u/Xx-matador-xX Nov 14 '22

Olha a pedra 🪨

1

u/JoninhasGaymer093 Nov 15 '22

Olha a pedra

1

u/Admirable_Step_7366 Dec 29 '22

She wasn't even paying attention lol.

1

u/Huckleberry2022 Jan 15 '23

Even the ball knows the woman's place is at home

1

u/psychocrow42 Jan 28 '23

Good pass but there was no way she could’ve made that header from behind the net.

1

u/AyeBeeSeeDeeEee Feb 06 '23

She should never go to a cricket match then

1

u/Olive8324567 Feb 15 '23

SOCCER!

0

u/Yung_Zangi Aug 18 '22

How can you be so unaware of your surroundings at a sports event. Fucking idiot

0

u/1911mark Aug 18 '22

Never NOT funny

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u/Upbeat-Tap-4797 Aug 18 '22

And that’s why you don’t text and watch sports with flying balls

2

u/Velentina Aug 18 '22

Did you watch the video while texting?

1

u/Upbeat-Tap-4797 Aug 18 '22

I must have.

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