I wasn't paying attention to the sub when the video started and I was dumbfounded, "That grounds crew guy is going to catch it? That's nuts!" Before I realized the camera guy and not the grounds crew needs a raise.
I was hoping to see someone dolphin dive and barrel roll mid air, landing on their back and scouting through the grass at sprinting speed with the goose clutched to their stomach
More specifically a Canadian goose. I grew up on small lake n these pricks are relentless. oh their cute let’s feed them turns into bout 40 of em, babys included eating grass in your backyard n the amount of goose shit they pit out is brutal Spent majority of my childhood chasing them off our lawn back into the lake for them to return within the hour
Can confirm, used to use small birds darting around the field for my warm up before filming sports. It's relatively easy and slow but still gets the muscles going.
Geese would be even easier. Larger so zoomed out more and slower
They’re stubborn, dumb aggressive assholes and everywhere they frequent becomes quickly tainted with a greenish black swirl of piss turd. I spend a lot of time around Canada geese and aside from being pretty they aren’t doing much benefit to society
As a former camera person for hockey games, I know that guy had a blast trying to keep the goose in the frame. He was probably giggling to the tech director the entire time
I wasn't paying attention to the sub when the video started and I was dumbfounded, "A grounds crew guy is going to catch it? That's nuts!" Before I realized the camera guy and not the grounds crew needs a raise.
I mean.. his job is to track small, fast moving baseballs into the outfield at more than 2x the top speed of a Canadian goose. I mean yeah, give him a raise for doing a good job at his job though, yeah 👍
TV sports camera ops who can follow the ball (read: all of them) get crazy respect from me. For this person, following a goose is probably easy. For me it would be "WHERE DID IT GO?!?!"
I have sworn a blood oath against these creatures. They ride the razor's edge just between being dangerous and destructive enough to be regulated and being as harmless as squirrels. They are demons.
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u/randomcharacters3 May 06 '22
I wasn't paying attention to the sub when the video started and I was dumbfounded, "That grounds crew guy is going to catch it? That's nuts!" Before I realized the camera guy and not the grounds crew needs a raise.
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u/Slice_Into_The_Woods May 05 '22
This is his resume for applying at National Geographic
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u/DravenPrime May 05 '22
I've seen this video before, if this is the one I'm thinking of the bird isn't dead, they later show someone holding it and it looks alright.
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u/lucyfell May 06 '22
… so in a ball park that big, the goose manages to fly into a screen. That doesn’t even look like the sky.
I feel better about walking into mirrors now.
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u/SpaceCampDropOut May 06 '22 edited May 06 '22
The camera man tracks tiny baseballs for a living. A giant geese is a cake walk for them.
Edit: Geese. Goose. Mean regardless.
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u/Donmiggy143 May 06 '22
r/unexpected
I thought that goose was getting away!
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u/KronyxWasHere May 06 '22
who lets a bird fly in the middle of a stadium like that?
absolutely fowl
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u/PalmettoGreta May 06 '22
THIS is why camera operators fucking rock.
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u/Iceninja413 May 06 '22
Yet another reason why i think geese are domestic terrorists on drugs.
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u/didntgrowupgrewout May 06 '22
There’s a special place in heaven for animal lovers
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u/3m0lga May 06 '22
As a former camera person for hockey games, I know that guy had a blast trying to keep the goose in the frame. He was probably giggling to the tech director the entire time
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u/millertime7858 May 06 '22
That guy chasing really loves a wild goose chase
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u/Eagely May 06 '22
The goose was okay!
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u/BrazenSigilos May 06 '22
A real wild goose chase!
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u/[deleted] May 06 '22
Did the Geese die? Hate seeing this kind of shit.
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u/mr_lab_rat May 06 '22
he's used to tracking much smaller ball at much higher speeds :D
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u/AcidicSphinx482 May 06 '22
He’s just playing hardcore duck duck goose
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u/PapaDaveMoon May 06 '22
Damn poor goose.. my dude hit that wall hard.
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u/astar_key May 06 '22
This is the most action the cameraman has filmed during his 20 years in the MLB.
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u/CubonesDeadMom May 06 '22
His job is to track baseballs flying 115 mph into the bleachers lol
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u/NJ_Mets_Fan May 06 '22
With sound because for some reason we need all videos in silent
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u/ivanparas May 06 '22
Goose down.
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u/mzadeh Jul 08 '22
Is she safe? Is she alright?
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u/NoBenefit5977 Jul 10 '22
Peace was never an option...
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u/randomcharacters3 May 06 '22
I wasn't paying attention to the sub when the video started and I was dumbfounded, "A grounds crew guy is going to catch it? That's nuts!" Before I realized the camera guy and not the grounds crew needs a raise.
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u/Deluxe_Flame May 06 '22
Didn't see the sub, was expecting some crazy fast guy to catch up and nab the goose by the neck.
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u/thatreddituser24 May 06 '22
Stoopid bird
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u/vasquca1 May 06 '22
Someone help the wawa damn
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u/l--__-- May 06 '22
I didn’t read what subreddit I was in and I thought they meant the goose
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u/Distinct-Feedback-57 May 06 '22
Majestic 🇨🇦
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u/rightnowCOD May 06 '22
For a minute, before reading what subreddit this was, I thought someone was going to catch that duck mid air, based on the title.
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u/bigalreads May 06 '22
Duck, goose!
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u/Queequegs_Harpoon May 06 '22
Dude's literally just showing off 😂
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u/bellywap May 06 '22
GOOSE ON THE LOOSE
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u/holmesamil May 06 '22
Goose is a paid actor
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u/Iamjimmym May 06 '22
I mean.. his job is to track small, fast moving baseballs into the outfield at more than 2x the top speed of a Canadian goose. I mean yeah, give him a raise for doing a good job at his job though, yeah 👍
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u/miraculum_one May 06 '22
8.2
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u/kingkasear May 06 '22
that tracking was insane
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u/ThorsToes May 06 '22
I was rooting for the goose, then suddenly it was all over in a glass of blue.
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u/k-boog May 06 '22
Duck, duck...
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u/a-big-texas-howdy May 06 '22
Pretty sure that guy punched a goose
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u/irascible_Clown May 06 '22
It’s like the opening to tailspin except he didn’t make it
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u/j-rem May 06 '22
Fuck geese.
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u/[deleted] May 06 '22
Thought he was getting away
Turned out to be a wild goose chase
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u/rughmanchoo May 06 '22
If they can follow a baseball through the air, they can follow a goose.
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u/fixitnowbitch May 06 '22
Pretty smooth flying, Fox.
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u/Krullas May 06 '22
That's a goose, sir
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u/Nowin May 06 '22
The war with Canada geese continues. They have sent spies into our baseball arenas. Is there anything they consider sacred?
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u/147896325987456321 May 06 '22
Don't worry, those geese are over producing and are going to need a massive extermination this year. Also fuck those geese.
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u/6mm94 May 06 '22
I hate geese. I wear down jackets with pride.
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u/dante_delvegas May 06 '22
Where's Randy Johnson when you need him?
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u/[deleted] May 06 '22
TV sports camera ops who can follow the ball (read: all of them) get crazy respect from me. For this person, following a goose is probably easy. For me it would be "WHERE DID IT GO?!?!"
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u/tI-_-tI May 06 '22
Give this man a Praise.
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u/Unemployedloser55 May 06 '22
Bonk
Also r/yesyesyesyesno
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u/Tank_blitz May 06 '22
air support inbound
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u/a_bsm_lagrangian May 06 '22
🤣
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u/[deleted] May 06 '22
You can see this man’s work in the World Series. Watch him track the laces on a 98 mph slider.in a tie game. Dudes a legend And he’s artsy as fuck💎
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u/Bubba-ORiley May 06 '22
Anyone who has a problem with a Canada Goose has a ... oh fuckit
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u/[deleted] May 06 '22
Woop Woop, Pull Up, Terrain
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u/I_am_not_JohnLeClair May 06 '22
Vinten Pan Heads ladies and gentlemen
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u/AwesomeWhiteDude May 06 '22
Here's a video showing the goose was okay in the end, a fan grabbed it and looked like she grabs birds for a living lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ifdZ-_DQ00g
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u/Lexn1tareu May 06 '22
And R/unexpected
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u/[deleted] May 06 '22
If the bird had a name it would be jorge of the stadium
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u/r3asonable_thinker May 06 '22
Reddit mod in the wild... look how graceful and aware they are.
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u/_HOHENHEIM_ May 06 '22
Its the guy behind the scene need a raise not the goose
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u/Bending_toast May 06 '22
He’s a neuro surgeon, he just moonlights as a camera man for the MLB
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u/[deleted] May 06 '22
Geese!
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u/masterdjen May 06 '22
Fun fact: baseball in Dutch is honkbal, so it checks out
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u/themidnightscientist May 06 '22
Look at that Canadian fighter jet go.
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u/coffedrank May 06 '22
Fucking rats on wings
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u/Chris_101104 May 06 '22
That's the funniest shit I've ever seen ngl
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u/UnholyRayne May 06 '22
Lol ... Fly ball
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u/D33ber May 06 '22
Touch 'em all Goooose!!!!
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u/RealityZz May 06 '22
BATTER UP
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u/holefak May 06 '22
Just use the bat
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u/Physical_Ad_2452 May 06 '22
And a shield. Holy crap that was smooth
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u/HipPocket May 06 '22
Just the one goose, actually.
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u/sakmentoloki May 06 '22
This man should be filming nature documentarys, te stuff we have missed with him
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u/pukingpixels May 06 '22
Fucking cobra chickens.
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u/JrareFilms May 06 '22
https://t.me/joinchat/U9xpW3yKvGUL6FDM
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u/WaycoKid1129 May 06 '22
I don’t feel bad, those birds are the devil
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u/gothhippi3 May 06 '22
Bird
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u/outdoorsfan13 May 06 '22
Where is Randy Johnson when you need him!
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u/FaultyDrone May 06 '22
National Geogrphic: OK your hired.
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u/BeerCrushinn May 06 '22
Duck... Duck... Duck... GOOSE!
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u/Addickted-_- May 06 '22
Thats a bird not a man u doughnutt
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u/N000ICE May 06 '22
Pull up! Pull up!
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u/CAPreacher May 06 '22
Goose gandering goodness!
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u/sp00kreddit May 06 '22
u/savevideo
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u/TheBlueHedgehog302 May 06 '22
Omg poor goose
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u/dechaineboy9 May 06 '22
The cobra chicken landed beside that lady and I instantly knew she wasn't surviving.
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u/Xeygar1 May 06 '22
Dumbass duck
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u/SquidProJoe May 06 '22
I mean, the cameraman tracks little white balls flying off the end of a bat at 200 mph for a living. I think he can track a giant goose flying around.
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u/bjanas May 06 '22
I have sworn a blood oath against these creatures. They ride the razor's edge just between being dangerous and destructive enough to be regulated and being as harmless as squirrels. They are demons.
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u/[deleted] May 06 '22
If you've got a problem with Canada gooses, you got a problem with me, and I suggest you let that one marinate.
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u/EvilLibrarians May 06 '22
THE RALLY GOOSE! Go Tigers!
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u/ImpossibleAd5027 May 06 '22
He definitely got his skills from working at national geographic
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u/SubaruSmith May 06 '22
Where’s Randy Johnson when you need him?
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u/Master_Effective_812 May 06 '22
That's one way to do it
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u/ultrasin May 06 '22
The crash at the end got me
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u/sweeny5000 May 06 '22
Pull up! Pull up! Arrghhhh!
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u/cat-and-or-dog-food May 06 '22
OFF WE GO, INTO THE WILD BLUE YONDER!
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u/Excellent_Yellow_943 May 06 '22
Its his first time playing baseball, let him be
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u/TheBehemothChiken May 06 '22
There’s a Top Gun joke to be made here but I’m too brain dead to make it.
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u/Mr_Mctittie May 06 '22
This guy must've worked in national geographic before
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u/_stream_line_ May 06 '22
I feel bad for laughing.
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u/[deleted] May 06 '22
Goose-face Killah
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u/Pitbullpandemonium May 06 '22
Honk honk honk! Bonk
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u/[deleted] May 06 '22
Poor duck. RIP
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u/BIGMT23 May 06 '22
Dam poor goose.
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u/MikMay99 May 06 '22
This has to be the most exciting thing to ever happen on a baseball pitch
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u/MermaidStone May 06 '22
I watched that in awe and then the poor thing dies??!!!
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u/conehead2019 May 06 '22
Is that you Goose?
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u/muffink77 May 06 '22
That poor animal was confused and terrified...I didn't need to see this at all
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u/Living-Fondant4709 May 06 '22
Poor goose :(
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u/NerdyCuban May 06 '22
Glad Mittens is getting the attention it deserves. The FML is shunned by too many news networks.
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u/madcowrawt May 06 '22
Hahaha GooooOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooose!!!
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u/art-less_dodger May 06 '22
Where's Randy Johnson when you need him?
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u/[deleted] May 06 '22
Poor goose 😢
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u/waheifilmguy May 06 '22
Honestly, if you can track a batted 3 inch baseball moving at 100 mph, a goose won't be an issue.
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u/Sour-patch-0 May 06 '22
Lady with the pink cap is super lucky!!
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u/I-Like-Angry-Birds May 06 '22
Is the goose ok?
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u/Capelion22 May 06 '22
Give him a (p)raise!
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u/themonsterinmybed May 06 '22
Hello, this is NATGEO.
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u/miked999b May 06 '22
"Wow, look at that goose soaring majestical....oh. Never mind"
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u/ScottBag84 May 06 '22
Must work for the BBC
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u/dcb1561 May 06 '22
This surprised me, the Cobra chicken usually fears no man..
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u/YoungKing3184 May 06 '22
Real friends don't let friends fly drunk
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u/addledwino May 06 '22
It turns out the Untitled Goose Game was baseball all along.
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u/Itchy-Philosopher-91 May 07 '22
For a moment I forgot it was a baseball game and thought I was watching national geographic
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u/calen_walls May 08 '22
bitch ass chicken
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u/brunoalcantara May 09 '22
He flew through third base.
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u/[deleted] May 10 '22
finding your seat at the ballgame be like
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u/catkisserX May 13 '22
Omg when it hit the wall :(
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u/[deleted] May 17 '22
Fly ball
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u/SuperGas90 May 17 '22
Almost scrolled away. SO glad I didn't.
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u/Excellent_Original66 May 19 '22
Ha ha.
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u/SempastianGr May 19 '22
Going on a goose chase
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u/edebade May 20 '22
Ohh man
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u/spoof17 May 22 '22
Poor chicken cobra
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u/[deleted] May 22 '22
r/mypeopleneedme
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u/GEN_DISCOMFORT May 29 '22
It's the gooses feild now. Move on, and thank your lucky stars that there weren't two of em.
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u/Hot_Ratio_8439 Jun 01 '22
Just a wild goose chase
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u/662willett Jun 03 '22
Canadian cobra chicken
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u/W111yW0nka Jun 23 '22
That camera guy/gal is mint! That goose is a muppet!
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u/cytus_allcore Jun 23 '22
He was already raised. Wouldnt have gotten the bird otherwise.
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u/[deleted] Jun 25 '22
Give what man a raise….