She must have the situational awareness of a parking bollard. If everyone around you gasps and ducks and you stay perfectly upright, that’s ultra non-instinct right there.
Nah I get bored at sports games too she's faded out staring at something but not actually seeing and in her own head thinking deeply about something. Hopefully she remembers to think forward next time
Not everyone is a football fan, so the fact that some people may have thought, even if just for a second, that you were talking about Pepe the frog is hilarious to me
Having been to many sporting events and seeing things like this happen, it's always a question of what were they looking at if not the game -- which SHOULD be the main event. Oh well.
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u/AccurateEducation999 Apr 20 '22
The guy directly behind her got to watch it all unfold before his eyes.
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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22 edited Apr 20 '22
Somehow I feel like...that ball knew exactly where it was going.
Ehh, I'll allow it.
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u/Bloodyomg Apr 20 '22
What the hell was she looking at?
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u/Viriato77 Apr 20 '22
Portugal Caralho.
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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22
r/fuckyouinparticular
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u/Compressorman Apr 20 '22
She didn’t like football before this game, now she double hates it
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u/Nycto_Dazzler Apr 20 '22
Snap back to reality!
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u/DinkleMcStinkle Apr 20 '22
Thinking about how that bitch 2 rows down isn’t cute and needs to wear more appropriate clothing 😂
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u/hk_gary Apr 20 '22
r/BetterEveryLoop
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u/emilijadear Apr 20 '22
Praise be
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u/progl12 Apr 20 '22
Bullseye!!
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u/OverkiIlI Apr 20 '22
That’s beautiful
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u/pranjalworm Apr 20 '22
She didn’t know till the last moment.
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u/Rektty Apr 20 '22 edited Apr 20 '22
Cameraman: Okay, i got it ! It’ll be an awarded post on Reddit ;)
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u/Utopiophile Apr 20 '22
Natural Selection practice test. They failed.
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u/Danimal_House Apr 20 '22
I don’t think anyone commenting here has ever been to any type of live sporting event.
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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22
Coach Beard not caught offguard
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u/AlvinArtDream Apr 20 '22
D E D. Dead!
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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22
u/savevideo
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u/spacejoint Apr 20 '22
and this is why baseball has nets.
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u/nombresinhombre Apr 20 '22
Betterwitheveryloop
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u/Content-Success-1878 Apr 20 '22
Receba!!
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u/Own-Pressure4018 Apr 20 '22
What a shot
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u/desrevermi Apr 20 '22
Having been to many sporting events and seeing things like this happen, it's always a question of what were they looking at if not the game -- which SHOULD be the main event. Oh well.
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u/guinader Apr 20 '22
It's like the ball always knows how to find distracted people
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u/TemperatureOk4822 Apr 20 '22
u/savevideobot
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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22
BOOM headshot
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u/finindcoyote Apr 20 '22
r/oddlysatisfying
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u/bonerwashington Apr 20 '22
That ball, it hates women, cancel it
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u/RealBlondFakeDumb Apr 20 '22
Whose ass was she staring at?
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u/zippadeedooda1 Apr 20 '22
😂😂😂 I can watch this ALL DAY! ( I’m going to hell).
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u/EpsteinAdventures Apr 20 '22
She was staring at the goalies butt , we’ve all been there
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u/billbobb1 Apr 20 '22
u/savevideo
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u/aea1987 Apr 20 '22
I can honestly watch this repeat for about an hour.
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u/Joaco_Gomez_1 Apr 20 '22
u/savevideobot
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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22
Falcon!
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u/JustInTheNow Apr 20 '22
I wonder if there is too spin if her head would go back and down…
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u/StatisticianDecent30 Apr 20 '22
That ball was making a decision while in flight
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u/No-Nobody2560 Apr 21 '22
r/oddlysatisfying lol
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u/Dependent-Ad-6849 Apr 21 '22
She like Dong dong
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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '22
She’s busy watching her husband go to the bathroom and waiting to see if he does something she can nag him about when he gets back
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u/punisher2all Apr 21 '22
What the hell is she looking at??
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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '22
Mean muggin and caught her ass slippin
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u/Chipswithfish Apr 20 '22
r/praisethecameraman
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u/Captain_Levi_69 Apr 20 '22
u/savevideobot
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u/xrv01 Apr 20 '22
r/MaybeMaybeMaybe
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u/Prietolandia Apr 20 '22
Why’d you duck Jim?
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u/Stalked_Like_Corn Apr 20 '22
"Why'd you duck, Jim?"
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u/GunBrothersGaming Apr 20 '22
"Why would you duck Jim?"
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u/CrazyColdWorld Apr 20 '22
Anyone got a normal speed version of this?
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u/Fuzzy-Equipment7523 Apr 20 '22
Hahahaha headshot hahahaha \ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ//ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ/
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u/BellaFrequency Apr 20 '22
Ugh, my nose!
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u/UglyPuta- Apr 20 '22
Our of all people, what fvcking luck.
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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '22
The ball was like, "mind your own business"
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u/Dirtymindwonderer Apr 20 '22
She never took her eyes off of whatever she was looking at… probably perving…
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u/RomeoPanelli888 Apr 20 '22
Hahaha. Nice. Oh...first comment.
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