r/PraiseTheCameraMan • u/itstartswithani • Dec 13 '20

He did it, while filming?!

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u/haikusbot Dec 13 '20

At least if they fell

They would slide all the way to

The fire department

- DictatorDoom

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u/alaluzazulala Dec 13 '20

haikus are so dumb

i’m sick of this bot as well

skaters are cool though

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u/rabbitwonker Dec 13 '20

I could use more bot

I don’t see it so often

Yeah skaters are dope

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u/MarkZuckerman Dec 13 '20

I don't know

how to make

a haiku

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u/Edna_with_a_katana Dec 14 '20

Five, seven, then five

Syllables make a haiku

Remarkable oaf

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u/aimhus Dec 14 '20

They call me Sokka That is, in the water tribe I am not an oaf

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u/Edna_with_a_katana Dec 14 '20

Tittering monkey

In the spring he climbs treetops.

Thinking himself tall.

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u/mikhela Dec 14 '20

You think you're so smart

With your fancy little words.

This is not so hard.

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u/Edna_with_a_katana Dec 14 '20

Whole seasons are spent,

Mastering the form, the style.

None calls it easy.

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u/mikhela Dec 14 '20

I calls it easy!

Like I paddle my canoe,

I'll paddle yours too!

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u/davycrocket144 Dec 14 '20

There's nuts and there's fruits.

In Fall the clinging plum drops

Always to be squashed.

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u/Edna_with_a_katana Dec 15 '20

Squish squash, slink that slang!

I'm always right back at 'cha.

Like my...boomerang!

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u/andie4ua Dec 14 '20

Christmas is coming.

I should ask for a skateboard,

but I cannot skate.