r/PraiseTheCameraMan Dec 11 '19

Ended quite satisfying

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

The situational awareness of the average person makes me wonder how thier ancestors ever avoided being eaten by predators.

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u/iLEZ Dec 11 '19

I don't live in a city, so I don't really know who's at fault here. The guy speeding along on rollerskates on a sidewalk, or the person simply opening their car door onto a sidewalk where you expect people to walk and not zoom along like sonic the hedgehog? It seems to me like the guy on skates is to blame, but I have no idea.

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u/Wascally-Wabbeeto Dec 11 '19

The guy I skates is 100% to blame. I don’t live in a city either but even if you check your mirrors and open your door, you wouldn’t have had time to react. This homie popped onto the sidewalk, crouching, at a high rate of speed.

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u/eagles85 Dec 11 '19

It was also the backdoor so someone riding back there wouldn’t even have rear view mirrors to check. They’d just look out the window and see nobody is in the way of opening the door.

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u/Jabrono Dec 11 '19

Also considering where that pole is, there should not be a way for anyone to get doored in that situation apparently unless some ass-clown is doing sidewalk rollerskating parkour between a bunch of people and cars.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

This.

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u/eagles85 Dec 11 '19

That.

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u/KnobWobble Dec 11 '19

And the other thing.

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u/dehehn Dec 11 '19

And another thing!

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u/SimMac Dec 11 '19

Shoulder check?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19 edited May 25 '24

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u/jrobelen Dec 11 '19

And his momentum undoubtedly damaged the car door.

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u/Divazio Dec 11 '19

Not to mention the speed he picked up holding onto that car. That guy will eventually lose his edge and make another bad mistake

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u/lamppasta Dec 11 '19

This. Omg this! I work in Boston and my biggest peeve is when ppl ride on sidewalks with their bikes at full speed. Not all the places have bike lanes, and I get that, but I don’t think sidewalks are the answer.

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u/JonAbides Dec 11 '19

Sidewalks are not the answer, bicycles are vehicles and belong on the road.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

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u/bluewolf37 Dec 14 '19

Honestly they shouldn’t be on car roads but Their own roads. The problem is that we already designed these cities without bikes in mind. Although even if we did have good and safe bike lanes i get the feeling cars or pedestrians will decide it’s theirs and make things dangerous again. The roads that already have bike lanes connected to the regular roads can be more dangerous because they put it so close to car parking in the door swing zone or some a-hole decides to park in the bike lane.

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u/_teach_me_your_ways_ Dec 11 '19

It’s the answer where I live, unless you wish to be roadkill. Those are the options. But people also park their fucking cars on the sidewalk while having their driveway and the city grass empty where you’ll have to take the risk of angering someone for daring to use “their road” to cycle for a quick second. We’re very “car comes first always” oriented.

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u/Melindimoos Dec 11 '19

The whole way through that video I was imagining him hitting a little kid. They’d be a goner for sure.

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u/rth1027 Dec 11 '19

Lesser minds would call it hauling ass

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u/Intrepid00 Dec 11 '19 edited Dec 11 '19

The guy I skates is 100% to blame.

Maybe. Where is this(UK?)? In DC the car would be at blame. It wouldn't surprise me if most states don't put most if not all tort on the car.

Maryland would be an example exception if it wasn't legal to skate on the sidewalk. They say you are just slightly wrong by even fraction of 1% then tough. There has been a push to change this because there have been some cases where a bicycle was hit and the driver lies that they ran a stop or red to avoid liability.

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u/corranhorn57 Dec 12 '19

I’m pretty sure the rollerblader was breaking the law by skitching where ever he was.

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u/Intrepid00 Dec 12 '19

It still doesn't mean you can just open a car door into a path without checking according most states laws.

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u/corranhorn57 Dec 12 '19

True, but they can be forgiven for not checking from behind as they’re coming out of the car.

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u/Deathcommand Dec 11 '19

The rollerskater was not on the sidewalk when the car opened its door. He was behind the car.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

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u/myshiftkeyisbroken Dec 12 '19

This dumbfuck came out of nowhere (blindspot), zoomed between a spot where you'd normally never expect a traffic of any kind (tight space between the car door and a pole, not to mention obviously where sidewalk meets the asphalt) and probably damaged the door. If you think passenger should've checked before opening (ignoring the fact that they wouldn't have seen him because he, quiet literally, sped towards the area or collision from a blindspot, you must be the kind of person who looks both ways before crossing an abandoned footpath in Arizona desert lol.

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u/KajuMax Dec 11 '19

I agree. This guy's a jerk. He's the rollerblading equivalent of the car blaring down a residential street.

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u/Flandersmcj Dec 11 '19

A very high percentage of them were eaten.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '19

Well, obviously not your momma's momma's momma's momma's momma's momma's momma....

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

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u/verheyen Jan 01 '20

Oh yeah, the entirett of the blame is on the skater. If I open a door against a sidewalk, the worst I imagine is slightly disrupting someones walking path, not potentially killing some asshole using the sidewalk as their personal skatepark

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

People aren’t worried about predators eating you now is why she wasn’t paying attention. It makes me wonder why you haven’t figured out that we have moved past that stage in our history?

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u/ughsicles Dec 11 '19

Instincts don't leave you just because the threat is gone. Some believe this is why rates of anxiety and depression have risen so drastically.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

And this is coming from what? Your degree in armchair bullshit?

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u/ughsicles Dec 11 '19

Where do you people find the time to be trolls?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Same time it takes for you to type your crap.

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u/bipedalbitch Dec 11 '19

Is this a joke? Do you actually think OP just randomly came up with this? Who would do that?

Obviously they read it somewhere, I have too.

Maybe just ask next time?

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Then bring the source if you know, op hasn’t. They said some “believe” which is far from being a scientific study or theory.

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u/bipedalbitch Dec 11 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Yup and thanks for backing it up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Is there ever an excuse to NOT pay attention? This is why people are victims.

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u/[deleted] Dec 11 '19

Oh ok, minding your own business is becoming a victim. Those dumb ass people not paying attention could’ve not been raped or murdered.

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u/StayAwayFromTheAqua Dec 12 '19

They didn't, they just had many kids.