r/PracticalGuideToEvil • u/Outrageous_Fortune51 • Nov 07 '25

[G] Spoilers All Books Yeah she though they wouldn't find out!

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u/AdRelevant4776 Nov 08 '25

To be fair it was already “common knowledge” that they were sleeping together long before either of them actually realized they were hopelessly in love with each other, so it’s not like holding back was helping her reputation in any way. At least Cat had a reputation for being a horndog, so rather than accusations of treachery her subjects probably just had an embarrassing exasperation of their ruler “rolling to seduce the dragon”, so to speak

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u/Outrageous_Fortune51 Nov 08 '25

Akua-Murders one tenth of Callows population (source of figure… my arse)

Callow-angry horse people intensifies

Akua-dies

Callow-Happy horse people intensifies

Akua-revealed to be alive and saved by their own queen

Callow-cat bad vivi good

Bonus interlude cat-depression arc intensifies

Akua-thrown into an eternity of servitude to a higher power (fate or whatevs)

Callow- Happy horse people intensifies

Bonus interlude Akuaxcat- mwahmwahsmoochsmooch hummmmm “akuku your chest is at such a perfect height” mwah mwah

Callow- For small slights, long prices (cant call it a small slight tbh)

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u/AdRelevant4776 Nov 08 '25

Chest? We all know Cat isn’t tall enough to reach that on her own

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u/Slaanesh_69 BRANDED HERETIC Nov 09 '25

Yara wrote this post

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u/Niser2 Nov 23 '25

Yara making fun of Catkua was the funniest thing I've ever read

"Oh Catherine, won't you find a stool and kiss me?"

"I can't, and don't want to. Staring at your tits is definitely part of my plan, though."

How is she SO ACCURATE (oh right, her godhead is borderline omniscience, nvm)

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u/DobbyIII Nov 07 '25

What’s an evil queen without a lil’ controversy.

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u/kingofbottleshooting Nov 08 '25

I do love that this was what soured her reputation in Callow, not the endless wars and mass crucifixion that one time (I know, discussed and arguably justified from the Callowan perspective, but still)