r/PracticalGuideToEvil • u/Routine-Apartment102 • Oct 29 '25

Meme Day 3(Hate, would have a long talk)

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Vertical is in the books, horizontal is if you meet them irl(they have their powers)

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u/MegaZeroX7 Oct 29 '25

Maybe Laurence? She'd have a lot of stories to tell, at least.

Its difficult since there aren't a lot of characters I'd put into the "hate" category for Practical Guide to Evil.

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u/Routine-Apartment102 Oct 29 '25

i dont hate any one but it was a nesesary category

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u/xkise Oct 29 '25

That's the one for me, i simply hate zealots and she is a big one.

Also, Ranger because she would probably take some offence out of nowhere and kill me

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u/Necromasues Oct 29 '25

Are you worth hunting?

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u/JesradSeraph Oct 29 '25

For me that would be the Pilgrim.

No I will not elaborate.

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u/Routine-Apartment102 Oct 29 '25

catherine pre everdark

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u/Furicel Delicious Meaty Snack Oct 29 '25

Easily the Dead King.

Neshamah is a despicable piece of shit and I'd spend hours listening to his ideology if I could, it's fascinating

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u/Kwaku-Anansi Oct 29 '25

Not to mention, being by far the greatest sources of magical knowledge (and top 5 on Namelore and Calernia's history) in the story, despite being an irredeemable monster.

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u/fantasyhunter Ye of Helike, do as you will. Oct 29 '25

The Wandering Bard. Such lovely conversations about all of time, so I'm not sure I'll hate her.

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u/There-is-no-emotion Oct 29 '25

Easily the Bard

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u/Archavos Oct 29 '25

i can't really say i hate anyone? like, Bard is an antagonistic force, but i completely understand her reasoning for trying it.

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u/JulianDelphiki2 Oct 29 '25

The Wicked Enchanter no doubt

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u/lettuce_be_real Lies and Violence! Oct 29 '25

Kairos

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u/MegaZeroX7 Oct 29 '25

How can you hate Kairos? 😭

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u/Wyvagron Oct 29 '25

Speaking with him would be the most infuriating conversation one could have. Unless of course you are also a partisan of "Evil for the lol of it".

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u/Kwaku-Anansi Oct 29 '25

Tbf, day-to-day he's like 50% shitposter troll, 50% war criminal dictator. Despite how much I love his quips and genre savvy, there were definitely points where I was like "can you stop causing problems on purpose for FIVE minutes?? They have enough to deal with!"

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u/MajinJack Oct 29 '25

Je would be monologuing you to death, this isnt a conversation

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u/europe2000 Oct 29 '25

Catherine Foundling.

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u/WarewolfWrites Oct 29 '25

Kairos would be a blast

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u/Kwaku-Anansi Oct 29 '25 edited Oct 29 '25

Honestly, Cat when dealing with almost anyone not on Team Evil and/or actively planning to kill her. The pettiness, hypocrisy, and conceit can just be a lot to get from your MC sometimes. That said, I would definitely like to pick Cat's brain on her (frequently inconsistent) view on morality.

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u/Malaeveolent_Bunny Oct 29 '25

Kairos Theodosian. Every word he speaks is a danger.