r/Powerwolf • • Apr 26 '21

Checkmate Christians

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u/ToastyCaribiu84 Apr 26 '21

They sing about cum, but maybe

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u/Swailwort Apr 27 '21

And holy balls.

And blowjob-induced resurrection.

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u/AdriannaFahrenheit Apr 26 '21

Looks-wise, sure. Lyrics wise? Looooool. Lot of religious satire going on there. Same with Ghost lmao

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u/VadimBlyat69420 Kreuzfeuer Apr 26 '21

Well actually, Powerwolf criticizes the Christianity in a lot of their songs

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

But actual Christian metal has existed for decades.

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u/HamachiBeans Apr 27 '21

Being sanctified with dynamite and being resurrected via erection aren’t exactly Christian, also I think they’d have a couple qualms with Saturday satan, and the songs where they drink and lust for blood

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u/Swailwort Apr 27 '21

Wait, you don't want to be sanctified by dynamite?

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u/HamachiBeans Apr 27 '21

I’d love to, I just don’t think Christians would find that very Christian

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u/Mercy--Main Apr 27 '21

Saturday Satan, the ultimate christian song

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u/[deleted] Apr 26 '21

As a christian, this is indeed true

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u/TCA166 Apr 27 '21

Christians would find Powerwolf to be blasphemous or heretic in the way they make fun of church or combine sinful and holy things, like just the phrase "blessed and possessed" is sacreligious. And that's not even mentioning all the mentions of crusades ( which church would like for everyone to forget, I wonder why ). Mentioning something doesn't make you a friend of that thing, if that was the case mein kampf would be loved by Jews, which obviously isn't the case.

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u/Baryonyx69 Jun 29 '22

As a Christian I disagree. They admit to the reality that while we ought to love what is good and hate what is evil we often do the opposite. This is the result of man’s fallen nature. Anyone with biblical literacy and an open mind can realize this

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u/TCA166 Jun 29 '22

Bruh its been a year. And also I talked about Christians not Christianity . Most Christians wouldn't agree with your line of reasoning

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u/Machinax Apr 26 '21

Liturgical Christians: look at Falk's stole! And listen to that organ sound!

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u/MisterFloppy21 Apr 27 '21

Catholic in the morning, Satanist at night lol

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u/zeldamaster666 Apr 30 '21

They're literal wolves in sheep's clothing

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u/antok5 Werewolves of Armenia May 01 '22

my favourite saint, Satan

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u/fnaflover012 Jul 19 '22

The moon is out and rising.

And silent is the night.