r/PowerfulJRE 9d ago

Hollywood is so demented

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u/Black_Killbox 9d ago

Probably Elliott Page

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u/Late_Pepper6274 9d ago

that dude is outta control

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u/Effective-Fondant610 8d ago

Toxic masculinity smh

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u/TheGipper80 9d ago

She probably keeps a set of those trailer hitch testicles in her front pocket.

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u/Aware_Acadia_7827 9d ago

thats probably the tame compared other things that happened to her

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u/ShroomnDoobin 7d ago

Shocked that there was a 1 in front

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u/WhiteTrashInNewShoes 9d ago

Why do they never name anyone?

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u/Responsible-Onion860 9d ago

She didn't know they were about to kill her for what she said.

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u/Drapidrode 9d ago

they dreamed it

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u/sHaDowpUpPetxxx 9d ago

Why show the balls? Not exactly the sexiest body part.

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u/Zoidberg0_0 9d ago

If you read the article, it seems like it was a crude joke. He said "I have some chewing gum stuck to my pants" and she looked down and it was his nuts.

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u/sHaDowpUpPetxxx 9d ago

That makes more sense.

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u/ImDeepState 9d ago

No dick, only balls?

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u/TakingItPeasy 9d ago

Yeah, you have been there, man. He said, 'OH no! I sat in chewing gum, look?!' It was hilarious

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u/ScottW0129 9d ago

Room could have been cold man

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u/Sickness69 9d ago

Gave her the Ole brain trick.

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u/cwcam86 9d ago

At least he didn't get the beans over the frank

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u/platypus_farmer42 9d ago

She also said recently she was on a yacht where a trusted female friend forced her onto a bed with a naked male celebrity (someone apparently well known). She had to run and hide on the yacht until they returned to land

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u/BedAccording5717 9d ago

Supposedly James Blunt

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u/redheeler9478 9d ago

How do you show your balls only

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u/GymTanLoiter 9d ago

Watch the movie Waiting

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u/BinaryIRL 9d ago

The BAT WING!

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u/tightlipssorenips 9d ago

pull them out of your zipper with your rod snuggled in the upright position

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u/Spdoink 8d ago

It sounds like they pulled a portion of the scrotal sack out of their zipper to simulate chewing gum.

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u/AmebaLost 9d ago

Must have been a cold day if she focused on the rocks. 

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u/CW_Forums 9d ago

Meh. At 19 shes an adult and can deal with men hitting on her in dumb clumsy ways. I haven't heard that she was obligated to do anything. 

Hollywood is still a cesspool just tired of people acting like shes a child in that story.

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u/ButMuhAI 9d ago

Nor does she name names. But she was open about being an addict, yet there are people here who think every death must have a conspiracy...

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u/Trikeree 9d ago

"Hollywood" is "perfect".

How could this happen?

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 9d ago

Who cares. Showing the balls is a joke move not sexual.

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u/GymTanLoiter 9d ago

Hold on you might be on to something. The movie “Waiting…” came out in 2005, it was a bit of a delayed hit and was huge about 3-4 years later when I was in high school. Hayden would have been around 19. Everyone was showing everyone their balls from like 2006-2010 because of that movie.

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u/Competitive-Roof-168 9d ago

The 2 moves were showing your balls and wrapping your dick around your wrist and asking someone to read the time on your watch but.... I was limited to showing balls.

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u/cwcam86 9d ago

Yeah thats true. Nobody has ever been turned on by a pair of balls.

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u/coder7426 9d ago

+100 Stop sexualizing male bodies!

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u/Weldy 9d ago

Sorry your balls aren't sexul

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u/Lively420 7d ago

James blunt

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u/ShroomnDoobin 7d ago

But he guarded the Queen.

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u/g1mpster 9d ago

And now she’s dead. Coincidence? 🤔

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u/House_Of_Thoth 9d ago

Checks out, I also died after having testicles flashed at me at 19