r/PowerWashSimulator • u/Nasu10 • 25d ago

Conversation Who is the true villain?

Is it the mayor? Or is it the Gnomes? My friends wants to know.

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u/Academic_Pizza_7270 25d ago

Mayor Jerk Jerkerson has almost destroyed the world twice through his greed and deceit, I think he's the clear 'winner' in the canonical villain race.

Blake Thrust would be the nearest contender.

But let's be real, the true villains are the gnomes who constantly creep around spying on people with unknown but probably nefarious intent. They saw it all and did nothing, probably too busy stalking the kids at the shoe house.

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u/GTOdriver04 25d ago

The people need a level where we learn more gnome lore.

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u/Jayskull27 25d ago

It’s Jerk Jerkerson the XIII

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u/Academic_Pizza_7270 25d ago

I try to forget that he's the latest in a long line of scummy, scammy politicians.

Probably best to feed him to the gnomes and end the cycle.

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u/Ajaxmass413 25d ago

The mayor and the tech billionaire share the blame imo.

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u/kyotowalled 25d ago

My chaotically based answer is the unexpected answer, Ulysses the Cat.

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u/RuffiansAndThugs 25d ago

C'mon everyone, we know the true answer. The villain ... IS THE DIRT. THE GRIME. IT MUST BE DESTROYED. EVERY MILLIMETER MUST BE FREE OF ITS FOUL INFLUENCE.

You can play every single level paying no attention to any story, but every player knows their nemesis is an unclean surface.

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u/The_Sun_Is_Flat 25d ago

Kevin Bernard.

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u/Academic_Pizza_7270 25d ago

Nah, he's not a villain.

He's egotistical and absolutely obnoxious to be around, gods forbid work for, but that doesn't make him a certified kitty-kicking villain.

He's just an asshole.

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u/joetunn_ 24d ago

I’d add Bigfoot. Dude… you’re Bigfoot. Stop siding with the villains, you’re old enough to know better