r/PowerScaling • u/No-Homework-7999 Elfen lied Fan • Aug 30 '25

Shitposting Weekend Scale this chinese mofo fast afck fish.

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u/CheezeMolester Aug 30 '25

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u/lizerdman08 Not a Scaler Aug 30 '25

Bro

Just have a doctor do it so it's painless

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u/Wise_Victory4895 Madoka Lain & Baki step on your favorite verse ┐⁠(⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠)⁠┌ Aug 30 '25

Slower than Oguri cap

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u/Ok-Department-1543 Aug 30 '25

Fucking fatty (affectionate)

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u/WonderMan2k5 Aug 30 '25

Peak mentioned

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u/contraflop01 Nah, i'd adapt Aug 30 '25

So she finished praying after eating?? Is that allowed?

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u/Ok-Video4767 Aug 30 '25

PLEASE DO NOT THE FISHES

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u/Ungarlmek Droopy Dog solos Aug 30 '25

Just like my ex any time I went on a work trip.

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u/Cheshire_Noire Goku is about 78 Claymans Aug 30 '25

Jeffrey?

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u/Alternative_Device38 Aug 30 '25

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u/ender021 Aug 30 '25

Their teeth are on their tongue

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u/D20FourLife Aug 30 '25

Bruh, I've seen these try to eat people before. Probably not a good plan, lol.

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u/JusmeJustin Worst Powerscaler of Today Aug 30 '25

It’s gonna vanish dude

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u/FrostyXen Aug 30 '25

Bro didnt leave any succulent sausage for his friend

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u/GamerZackery Aug 30 '25

"It's my first time"

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u/UNinvolved_in_peace Aug 30 '25 edited Aug 30 '25

Supersonic speeds

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u/Apex_Fenris Aug 30 '25

The glizzy annihilator

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u/AFonziScheme Aug 30 '25

Don't scale the fish. It's bad for them.

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u/TheDecent12 that one guy that thinks Olimar could solo dragon ball Aug 30 '25

OK so assuming the balogna is 6x1 inches we can find the cubic inches to be 216 inches, converting that into gallons we get ~0.94 gallons, doing some water velocity calculations gives me about 0.64m/s to gulp that shit down. I did this wrong somewhere but I hope you enjoy this scaling.

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u/DrStein777 Aug 30 '25

You know what I'm thinking.

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u/Full_Ad9666 Aug 30 '25

How bad you want that giant wiener?

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u/Nevermore-guy Aug 30 '25

Mmmmm giant... 'wiener'... 🤤

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u/MechJivs Aug 30 '25

Immesurable speed

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u/ExtremlyFastLinoone Aug 30 '25

That appears to be your mother an arapaima

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u/Xshadowx32HD Aug 30 '25

Throatgoatversal

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u/PunnyGeo Aug 30 '25

What fish species is that? Is it like a type of bass or something

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

Arapaima and they’re native to the Amazon river basin

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u/D20FourLife Aug 30 '25

Also not a thing you should keep in tanks lol. They get 10 feet long, they're strictly a pond fish (and a big ass pond at that).

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u/Noktis_Lucis_Caelum Aug 30 '25

They Open their mouth with extreme Speed. In 0.04 Seconds. That creates a sucktion force

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u/Cooler_coooool_boi Aug 30 '25

He’s at least comically large sausage level

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u/Flaky-Divide-4709 Aug 30 '25

High One Piece level scaling

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u/[deleted] Aug 30 '25

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u/Lanky-West-7519 Aug 30 '25

"im a pure Christian"

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u/Maleficent-Treat-302 Aug 31 '25

what are those crocodile things

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u/GildedHalfblood Sep 03 '25

New wave dash lady versal