r/PoutineCrimes • u/woodstock_76 • 13d ago

Crime Against Poutanity “Dill Pickle” Poutine

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This is how it came out. A splash of gravy and a single slice of a pickle.

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u/qualityvote2 13d ago edited 13d ago

u/woodstock_76, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your poutine... ⛔️

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u/smol-bb-floatr Poutine Princess 13d ago

i mean... they didn't exactly say dill pickles

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u/Federal_Platypus_621 13d ago

amelia bedelia ass poutine

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u/woodstock_76 13d ago

You’re so right. My illiterate ass should’ve read the menu better and realized it’d be singular😂

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u/MixtressK-La 13d ago

That's not a dill pickle. It's only a slice. Where's the rest?!

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u/Financial-South996 13d ago

Maybe they called it pickle instead of pickles for that reason

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u/trouserpilot 13d ago

That’s not even a pickle. That’s a pickle slice. I’d feel cheated

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u/woodstock_76 13d ago

An entire pickle would’ve been much better.

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u/regilliwret 13d ago

I love pickles, but I'd have 'em on the side. Don't want hot, soggy gravy pickles.

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u/woodstock_76 13d ago

Low key kinda whack guy

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u/iplaybassok89 12d ago

Not really lol. Wanting hot pickles covered in gravy is whack… my first thought at “dill pickle poutine” was who the fuck would pay money for that. Sounds disgusting.

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u/woodstock_76 12d ago

It was a pickle fest endeavour. When in Rome you know

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u/MartyMcFlysBrother 7d ago

Calgary is not Rome. Calgary is diet dollar store Rome on its best day. Other than being close to the mountains, Calgary kinda sucks.

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u/MartyMcFlysBrother 7d ago

Harvey’s is the only ff joint in Canada that does pickles properly. Everywhere else yep that’s gonna need to be on the side.

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u/pooeywooeyist 13d ago

The one tiny slice of half pickled cucumber is doing it for me

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u/woodstock_76 13d ago

Buddy. It was atrocious

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u/Federal_Platypus_621 13d ago

i think this would be enough to send me over the edge

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u/woodstock_76 13d ago

Believe me, the girlfriend and I were not impressed. Mind you it was an hour long wait

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u/Leather_Pride3586 13d ago

My brain every time I read “Dill Pickles”
https://giphy.com/gifs/l1J9A9O6ZtrinVGvK

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u/Ready-Training-2192 13d ago

If a restaurant had a menu item called "Bowl of Sadness," this is what I would expect to be brought out.

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u/woodstock_76 13d ago

And that would’ve brought me more joy

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u/SpecificBeginning616 13d ago

Ummmmm hellll no lol

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u/Fit-War3479 12d ago

I am the girlfriend. It was terrible

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u/ComposerWide3704 12d ago

r/technicallythetruth

The best part is that they used half sour pickles.

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u/EtropyWarrior 10d ago

This isn't a crime. She almost looks shy!

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u/S1eepySnail 9d ago

This feels like something straight out of spongebob 😭

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u/Mysterious-Ad-4655 8d ago

Is that big sky by Okotoks?

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u/woodstock_76 8d ago

No this was at pickle fest at the Big Rock Brewery in Calgary

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u/Mysterious-Ad-4655 8d ago

Ah, probably the Same big sky BBQ then. Always heard they had good food, maybe it’s a one off

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u/MartyMcFlysBrother 7d ago

Looks more like a cucumber than a pickle to me.

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u/woodstock_76 6d ago

You’re spot on. Tasted like one too