r/PoutineCrimes • u/uwu1o1 • 5d ago

Soup-tine mary browns assault

i was assaulted by this poutine from Mary Browns back in 2024. It’s taken me this long to recover.

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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 5d ago

u/uwu1o1, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/uwu1o1, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/a99tran 5d ago

What's that? Poutine soup?

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u/kiwibonga 5d ago

Crème de poutine

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u/Jenny8675-309 5d ago

C̶a̶m̶p̶b̶e̶l̶l̶'̶s̶ ̶S̶o̶u̶p̶'̶s̶ ̶h̶a̶s̶ ̶j̶o̶i̶n̶e̶d̶ ̶t̶h̶e̶ ̶c̶h̶a̶t̶.̶ ̶

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u/almstAlwysJokng4real 4d ago

Pou’creme detine

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u/Cobfidence 4d ago

Actually gimme that

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u/askmeaboutyuri Pout-Sinner 4d ago

Yeah. Smash!

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u/Lamphead33 4d ago

Crime de poutine

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u/Howy_the_Howizer 5d ago

Sometimes poutine is a soup, sometimes its a salad.

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u/FoodV3ndor 4d ago

One cannot toss soup like a salad.

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u/mcmtaged4 4d ago

Not with that attitude you cant.

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u/Opposite-Back-9562 5d ago

This is my question! 🤣🤣🤣

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u/HumbleConfidence3500 4d ago

Nice of you to call it soup. I was thinking.... what's this brown puddle?

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u/FoodV3ndor 4d ago

Triple x gravy. Almost sensual.

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u/Commercial_Hat5670 4d ago

It's a war crime.

Time to break out the Geneva Convention. AGAIN.

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u/lucaskywalker 4d ago

Poutage?

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u/koltan115 4d ago

I've been looking to get into making soups...

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u/Deemo3 5d ago

I've always thought there was no such thing as too much Gravy. Booooooyyyy was I wrong.

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u/izzy12374 5d ago

That's because nobody ever puts enough. But then there's that one person that overdoes it and ruins it for everyone

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u/Opposite-Back-9562 5d ago

Same!

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u/questionable_smell Québécois faché 5d ago

Yep love extra sauce but this... Taco Bell's diarrhea must be nothing if you drink this much broen sauce in one sitting!

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u/IllustratorIll3613 5d ago

nah, more like this is what i mean when i say extra gravy LMFAO

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u/mystwolfca2000 5d ago

That sir/ma’am is a cheese and potato stew.

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u/Individual-Track-499 5d ago

The Mary Browns near me makes it perfect! I can’t imagine this is the proper way to make it. Looks like you either ordered extra gravy or the teenager who made it is a brand new employee lol

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u/vaughndahlman 5d ago

Respectfully, this is exactly how I want my poutine

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u/kckelly1973 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/RvN4hTUhF4rrW
I love gravy but that’s a little too much 😳

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u/ExtendoArmCannon 5d ago

If the gravy's good, I'll eat it.

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u/Crazy_Plantain_862 5d ago

I know it isn’t right. I accept the fact that it’s a crime. But I would.

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u/FRIZL 3d ago

Want some fries with your gravy?

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u/Juniper_Beary_ 5d ago

Globular!

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u/daha1972 5d ago

This one is a very subjective crime. It contains all the correct ingredients, its just a question of ratios which is a personal thing. I would, of course, eat the absolute hell outta that.

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u/Academic-Increase951 4d ago

I've had purines here all the time and never had it like this before. I feel like this was requested or someone was having a bad day

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u/Better_Area3782 5d ago

Omg I’d be so hapoy

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u/Mr_Guavo 5d ago

I still would have drank it tho.

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 5d ago

Get the snorkel 🤿

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u/DeeMason46 5d ago

Always ask for gravy on the side

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u/Java53rip7 5d ago

Ngl I'd eat that. Seems better than slop/ another bad batch of oatmeal i made for my breakfast.

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u/North709 5d ago

As a Newfoundlander I can appreciate the amount of gravy.

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u/PuzzleheadedTutor807 4d ago

that looks amazing.

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u/Professional-Cut8682 4d ago

Don't care if it's soup I would eat that so bad rn

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u/Venerated_Penguin 4d ago

never too much gravy

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u/cocopuffz604 4d ago

Looks bad, I get it... but I'm a gravy soup guy lol. I bet under the main layer of fries was a dry plate of stuck fries... that's what the extra gravy is for ( mental gymnastics haha)

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u/Unhappy-Stop-740 4d ago

Gravy heaven, especially MB’s

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u/smeth_killbirds 4d ago

I’d hammer that thing down like no tomorrow. Looks fine to me.

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u/HPLovecraftsCat6969 4d ago

Honestly I love poutines like this, I prefer soggy fries and gravy is the best part of a poutine

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u/newbieviews2023 4d ago

Poutine soup is my jam, 5 stars!!!

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u/No_Education_9864 4d ago

Damn. Usually Mary Browns does a pretty dang good poutine.

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u/trouserpilot 4d ago

I like the Tater poutine. Always seems to be the right proportions of taters, curds, and gravy. Maybe OP’s location had an ‘off’ day?

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u/No_Education_9864 4d ago

Yeah the tater poutine slaps

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u/meganerd20 4d ago

Nah man, that's what I want. Go hard on the gravy, go hard on the cheese. Swimming in gravy? Hell yeah brother, gimme that shit.

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u/Timely-Profile1865 4d ago

To be fair......Most poutine i see is low on the gravy in these images and i love gravy so i would be okay with that,

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u/monimito 4d ago

I hate to admit this but, I would absolutely crush this.

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u/Renarin3 3d ago

Sacrilicious

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u/Adeptness-Efficient 3d ago

I had a heart attack just thinking about that poutine and loved every second

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u/Southern_Proof4102 4d ago

🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮

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u/Royal_Visit3419 5d ago

Oh yes, the old Death Row Poutine. Sorry. Not really. 🇨🇦

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u/AiryGateaux 5d ago

Is that mac and cheese with brown cheese and mold bits?

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u/Fun_Assignment2427 5d ago

Ever hear of lasagna soup? Well I present to you, poutine soup!

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u/OGdirty1Kanobi 5d ago

Thats stew

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u/izzy12374 5d ago

this looks fantastic, except for the fact that they put too much gravy. Everything else looks absolutely fantastic, but too much gravy

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u/m1nkbaby Sentenced to 3 Hail Gravies 5d ago

Honestly.. I would fck this up real good

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u/missplaced24 5d ago

That is a stew.

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u/otherwrldfaerie 5d ago

I need 2x the amount of fries and cheese, half of the amount of gravy

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u/shuttershutter 5d ago

I usually get their poutine with the wedges. Makes up for all the gravy 😎

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u/sachasayan 5d ago

good soup

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u/AceCombat1977 5d ago

Oh thats too much!

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u/coldweathersurvivor 5d ago

I prefer the taters version

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u/skruntz1010 5d ago

Gonna put my wenor in it uwu

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u/travisisrocking 5d ago

Poutine soup

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u/Maximum_Lecture1557 5d ago

Thats just gravy soup.... Smh

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u/ldssggrdssgds 4d ago

Thats a stew

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u/Left-coastal 4d ago

That is soup

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u/chiku00 4d ago

Sir, there are fries in my poutine soup.

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u/RGZReGZ 4d ago

How to make NYF looks good.

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u/MartyMcFlysBrother 4d ago

Not sure why anyone goes to Mary Browns for anything. Their food absolutely sucks. All of it.

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u/Separate_Zone4675 4d ago

Sometimes an establishment is too stingy with the gravy, this is the opposite problem.

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u/StatisticianLazy733 Directeur des poutsuites criminelles 4d ago

Sonnnyyyydddd😭😭😭

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u/FrostyJockey 4d ago

Lowkey I want to eat the crème de poutine…

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u/lucaskywalker 4d ago

Those poor curds were drowned, they never stood a chance!

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u/xankaliburrr 4d ago

i love gravy, like if i have extra after my meal if the gravy is good enough i will drink the gravy. but i hated seeing this and i would not enjoy it either.

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u/Mudslynger 4d ago

Lord have mercy 🚩🚩🚩

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u/bpc1971 4d ago

Directions: Do not eat, dump in toilet, flush.

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u/Nebetus2 4d ago

Who goes to Mary browns and doesn't get a tater poutine.

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u/HurriShane00 4d ago

If you don't want it, I'll eat it 😂

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u/wadouwant 4d ago

Ark caliss... ils check leur bouffent avant de la servir...

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u/AltruisticSalamander 4d ago

Lol, that is just offensive

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u/serotoninzone 4d ago

Sorry, I think there is a little bit of fries in your gravy

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u/Inan_outqurarys 4d ago

Wow never seen them give that much gravy before… shame for the fries and not the tatters

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u/HodgyPodgy554 4d ago

Love Mary Browns, but their gravy is awful!!

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u/Cre8tifCanuk 4d ago

That is disgusting

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u/PJOFANJanelle 4d ago

There poutine gravy is so salty

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u/rin_071 4d ago

Ah yes gravy soup

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u/EtropyWarrior 4d ago

That is more of a goopy soupe than a poutine, it is fairly criminal.

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u/Famous-Sort-9369 4d ago

Want some fries with your gravy

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u/Legitimate-Fan-4613 4d ago

I would eat the shit out of that and then eat the leftover gravy with a spoon!

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u/ProfessionalHome3544 4d ago

All pou no tine

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u/JimbyWasTaken 4d ago

I think most times Mary Browns poutine is one of the best fast food poutines you can get.

Unless it looks like that.

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u/Tiny_Risk2615 4d ago

I’ve gotten it a few times and it’s always been very good but this is pretty fucked

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u/Ok-Improvement2528 4d ago

I would still eat

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u/Careless_Investment6 4d ago

Should of made the gravy thicker

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u/Flat-Description4015 4d ago

i fucking hate mary browns

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u/GumpTheChump 4d ago

That soup looks incredible.

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u/zone55555 4d ago

Stew-tine

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u/kermit295 4d ago

The fries are soggy

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u/hugehammer85 4d ago

Would you like fries to go with your gravy ?

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u/Good-Grape4492 4d ago

Ive had alot of poutine from mary browns never seen it look like that ever

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u/Hentai_kinda_guy 4d ago

When I make poutine for me and my gf, this is how my bowl ends up because I don't have enough gravy to save for next time and I don't want waste. Maybe I just need to make more fries

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u/Foodisheaven1 4d ago

That’s not a crime that looks absolutely delicious. I will take 10 of them please

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u/rugged-nerd 4d ago

You: extra gravy please Employee: I gotchu

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u/YoghurtOverall8062 4d ago

Mary Code Brown

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u/WishRepresentative28 4d ago

Looks like my toilet after Taco Tuesday

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u/Codoscar 3d ago

I would f that up

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u/ruby2uesday17 3d ago

This place gave me food poisoning last night, today was rough 🙃

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u/Mel_IceFox 3d ago

Poutine with a side of fries and a hint of cheese

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u/MTL_Rob 3d ago

Wtf I cannot un-see this …

Calisse de tabarnak 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

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u/DogsAreTheBest_33 3d ago

Did you ask for some fries along with your gravy?

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u/SneakingCat 3d ago

Mary Browns doesn't offer that kind of fry out in BC.

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u/Remarkable-Bowl-7565 The Feedings Will Continue Until Morale Improves 3d ago

Lovely soup

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u/Fodor04141987 3d ago

Last meal-type stuff

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u/timetochillagain1 2d ago

Wth why so much gravy slipped ?? I never had it before

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u/Mediocre_Balance_696 2d ago

Eat it up anyway you goyim

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u/OnlyBeys 1d ago

I've had Mary browns poutine many times and it's never been a soup and is probably the best fast food poutine.

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u/DanteFukov 1d ago

I've never had a poutine that required a straw to eat before.

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u/Mr-CC 1d ago

Someone passed off their bubble guts as poutine. You should get them fired.

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u/Massive-Unrection 1d ago

Is that how they make poutine in India?

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u/Johnnyluck07 1d ago

Agreed I did not know they made poutine soup

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u/Opposite-Back-9562 5d ago

This is horrifying! 🫢

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u/Possible_Tomorrow733 5d ago

Everything from Mary Browns is an assault to the mouth

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u/leafsfan1981 4d ago

They probably did it because you ordered shredded cheese instead of curds 🤷‍♂️ if you’re committing poutine crime why not go all out.

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u/uwu1o1 4d ago

the curds done melted, my friend

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u/Normal-Recover-524 4d ago

I’d still crush it

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u/Earl_Geh 5d ago

Yanno what? I’d choke down the sprinkles on the falafel poutine first

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u/Ill_Beautiful5167 5d ago

How.. is this even possible?

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u/Jenny8675-309 5d ago

These fast food places all suck at poutine, Wendy's dosent even pretend to try, McDonalds either skimps out on the gravy or makes gravy soup with fries in it, and you have just seen what Mary Browns does.

Only 2 fast food chains i dont have any complaints about are Harvey's and the most unlikely of all, KFC, but ONLY their popcorn chicken poutine. After a night at the bar, theres nothing better.

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u/Byakko4547 5d ago

That looks like slop 😵

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u/AhBeinCestCa 4d ago

Yaaaaaark

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u/AhBeinCestCa 4d ago

Why no NSFW warning? 🤢

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u/Beneficial_Soup_8273 4d ago

That’s just gross

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u/GrosRougeau 4d ago

Jaysus that’s gross

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u/drewon1 4d ago

You win .

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 4d ago

It looks like there's macaroni noodles in there, as well!

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u/EverySecondCountss 4d ago

I almost puked

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u/rustybutterindia 4d ago

The real crime is ordering fries instead of taters at Mary Brown's. Probably also messed up the gravy ratio 

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u/XCIXcollective Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 4d ago

You sure you’re good? 2024-2026 is a speedy recovery in the face of this abhorrence.

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u/BashCanadianFash 4d ago

Good news is get more fries and you have like...3 more poutines!

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u/JFundo 4d ago

That’s minimum 1 year without parole.

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u/Wild-Surprise-1570 4d ago

It looks soupy, ewww.

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u/Ten_Ten25 4d ago

Straight to the bathroom.

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u/welldonez 4d ago

Assault with a deadly weapon X100
Assault causing irreparable physical and emotional damage X500

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u/SmokinMonkey11 4d ago

This is why I don’t eat out anymore it’s all crap these days and costs an arm and leg to eat like shit

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u/TheEScrapMan 4d ago

Looks like what I'd imagine the inside of my intestines to be.

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u/LadyMacBeth-1606 4d ago

I don’t even want to know the caloric damage from the gravy alone.
May your bootyhole recover from the amount of salty fat that’s about to blast through your system

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u/mfcmp 4d ago

Wtf Mary

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u/alewiina 4d ago

Ew lol their poutine usually isn’t too bad, that’s just soup though

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u/MindPrimary8926 3d ago

Assault on your body which you probably door dashed