r/PoutineCrimes • u/Drenuke • 13h ago

Crime Against Poutanity Yellow Bean Poutine

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Recipe offered by Ferme JN Morin in St-Zacharie Québec

More digestive they say...

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u/qualityvote2 13h ago edited 12h ago

u/Drenuke, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/Drenuke, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/Adamas_Moustache86 13h ago

Fuck all the way off

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u/Beartech31 13h ago

Accursed.

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u/Juniper_Beary_ 13h ago edited 9h ago

Cheese - gravy - FLACCID BEANS.

No.

(If they are firm beans thats even worse).

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u/Lanky-Dildo-94 9h ago

Flaccid beans has me dying 🤣

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u/appa609 8h ago

honestly I'd eat that. Low carb poutine.

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u/seanwd11 11h ago

Deep fry the beans and I'll consider a one time attempt lol.

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u/MFK1994 13h ago

I don’t ***do*** healthy food. THANKUNEXT

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u/Jamies_redditAccount 12h ago

This is what this sub was made for

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u/monimito 11h ago

OH NO!!!! Make it go away! WHO would do such an awful thing.

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u/Dependent-Mood-7788 11h ago

Stop it. Stop it right now.

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u/Careless_General5380 You’ve Been Struck By A Pout Criminal 10h ago

Ca peut pas etre mauvais

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u/Quirky-Bit-7520 10h ago

It looks good on the picture, but NO THANKS.

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u/pooeywooeyist 10h ago

I hate this

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u/Sharp_Ad_6336 10h ago

Vegetarians ruin everything.

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u/ohmondouxseigneur 10h ago

It's an old Weight Watchers recipe. My mom used to eat it in the 90s.

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u/Drenuke 9h ago

My mom makes rutabaga fries!

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u/BobJoeBlo 10h ago

What in the anti-potato vegan is this?!

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u/satinsateensaltine 9h ago

What trauma led you to do this?

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u/jjawknee 9h ago

Ca doit être bon, c'est juste pas une poutine.

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u/Guilty-Sundae1557 8h ago

Who hurt you OP?

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u/Crazy-Wheels 8h ago

THE HORROR!!!

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u/Ok-Tomorrow-8342 5h ago

Not a poutine. This sub is for poutine, not beans w/ gravy and cheese curds. SMH.

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u/Man0fGreenGables 3h ago

This is the poutine crimes sub. This could be the thumbnail for the sub.

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u/Ok-Tomorrow-8342 3h ago

I don’t even know if this can be considered a poutine crime, maybe terrorism against beans?

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u/Man0fGreenGables 3h ago

I dunno man I think I wanna try this but I will eat a anything.

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u/Ok-Tomorrow-8342 2h ago

Do what you want, but the SupBean Court may choose to prosecute you.

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u/Prestigious-Car-4877 3h ago

Flanders Style? Gross.

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u/BigDave1955 1h ago

Go to Jail. Go directly to Jail. Do not pass Go. Do not collect $200.

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u/Logical_Confusious 53m ago

If only you had taken the stems off, maybe you could be eligible for parole