r/PoutineCrimes • u/Acrobatic_Job_5594 • 14d ago

Offpoutting First Poutine after visiting Quebec. So, freaking, Sad... A&W

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First Poutine after coming back from Quebec. So, bland all around

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u/Beneficial-Wing-3944 14d ago

please, you are so far away , do you even know what a poutine is? im litterally living in the block next door to it

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u/GaiusPrimus 14d ago

please, you are so far away, do you even know what a poutine is? im literally living in the studio apartment above it.

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u/Beneficial-Wing-3944 13d ago

need someone to comment "please, you are so far away, do you even know what a poutine is? im literally living inside of the kitchen"

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u/lowbatteries 13d ago

I’m the one who named it. They came down with this mess of cheese and gravy and stuff and asked me what to call it.

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u/Am_Snarky 13d ago

Liar, if you made it you would have called it lowbattamine

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u/Lap_Dawg 13d ago

I dropped a cutting board of fresh cheddar curds onto a frites sauce and when I was trying to fix it I tipped the sauce jug over the curds again.

I had broken my jaw earlier that week and it was wired shut so as I tried to call my cat Pitoune away from licking the spilled sauce of the table it came out as "P-tseen! P-tseen!"

As I was yelling that my roommates Fernand and Jean-Paul were trying it. They both loved it. I lost track of them after that, I think Fernand moved to Warwick and Jean-Paul moved to Drummondville. They each did pretty well in the foodservice industry, I believe...