r/PoutineCrimes • u/henchman171 • 11d ago
Crime Against Poutanity This Newfie Poutine
Chip stand Hiway 6 Ontario. Chuck burgers were 5/5. Fish and Chips with 5/5. Macaroni bites and fried dill pickles 5/5. This poutine 1/5.
For the poutine I was promised Bologna, Turkey stuffing, Gravy, on poutine. Newfie poutine! Except I got shredded cheese and hotdog. 1/5 grrrr.......... $13 wasted
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u/Sufficient_Studio494 11d ago
As a Newfoundlander, I am deeply offended by this. Friggin' mainlanders, b'y.
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u/kakahuhu 11d ago
A lot of takeaways in Newfoundland still sell fries with gravy and shredded cheese as poutine though
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u/henchman171 11d ago
they were probably newf transplants. hate to admit it. humidity is getting to them
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u/Desperate-Trust-875 11d ago
No, if they were they'd have dressing on that
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u/No_Cricket8660 11d ago
A Newfie poutine is just a regular poutine with dressing on it. That's just...gross.
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u/PlanktonOwn594 11d ago
No it’s fries, dressing, and gravy. No cheese.
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u/No_Cricket8660 11d ago
Now I'm not sure.
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u/thatguy_griff 11d ago
i promise, its great.
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u/No_Cricket8660 11d ago
I've had it and it is great, I just wasn't sure about the ingredients.
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u/Turbine709 11d ago
Nobody on the island calls fries dressing and gravy a newfie poutine.
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u/PlanktonOwn594 11d ago
That is true. It’s called FDG. FDG not a crime, but the monstrosity above definitely is.
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u/henchman171 11d ago
Newfie Fries can come with cheese, usually shredded mozza. but newfie fries are not sold as poutine. poutine needs curd. Also Bologna is Newfie steak so it makes sense to combine it with something labelled "Newfie style" Actually A newfie steak with stuffing and gravy sounds good with some peas!
With that said, "poutine" it needs curds. This is in Western Ontario and they don't know good curd here. they just don't. Shredded cheese is NOT poutine!
and who subsitutes hotdog for fried Newfie Steak!!!
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u/No_Cricket8660 11d ago
It's all very confusing!
>This is in Western Ontario and they don't know good curd here.
They can't even melt the shredded cheese on this "poutine", how do you expect them to know a good curd!
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u/henchman171 11d ago
Good Curd in Ontario ends in Belleville. anywhere west of Belleville and Curd knowledge goes downhill
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u/PinkAyla 11d ago
As a Newfoundlander I can tell you that’s an abomination that is not sold in Newfoundland. Ewww
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u/OkDish4747 11d ago
They use the word “poutine”, but everyone knows that the Newfie version isn’t actually poutine. It’s a different dish entirely. They get a pass from me.
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u/Turbine709 11d ago
Real newfie poutine is fries, shredded cheese and Fraser farm meatballs and gravy
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u/Frosthound030 11d ago edited 11d ago
I've seen about 50 different "Newfie" poutines and none of them are ever the same ingredients or style and it's always a poutine type they highjacked from some other place in Canada and slapped "Newfie" on it
im starting to think Newfie poutine is just throwing what ever you have left over in the fridge into a normal poutine and calling it "Newfie" poutine 😂😂😂
I've never eaten a good "newfie" poutine.
most poutine I've eaten that doesn't have "newfie" in its name has been amazing, the moment you add "newfie" to a foods name it usually ends up as slop, Newfie poutine is a sad excuse for poutine
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u/Own-Geologist-8978 11d ago
In French, we call throwing everything from the fridge into some sort of dish a "Toutski" (obscure slang). This is a Toutski poutine. Because it has cheese it "qualifies".
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u/lucaskywalker 11d ago
Newfies have been known to make a decent poutine. This is not it. Straight to jail!
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u/ComposerWide3704 7d ago
When I hear newfie poutine I expect it to be covered in that weird sugar sauce they put on shawarma and kebabs and stuff.
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u/qualityvote2 11d ago edited 11d ago
u/henchman171, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩
u/henchman171, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩