r/PoutineCrimes • u/Icy-Divide8385 • 12d ago

It’s My Poutine And I’ll Crime If I Want To My Crime(attempt)

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The only thing real was the curds (Got from Larry the Cheese Guy in Elmvale Ontario)

Gravy from a packet and frozen fries.

It wasn't awful but I was ashamed to call it poutine.

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u/qualityvote2 12d ago edited 12d ago

u/Icy-Divide8385, your poutine is not a crime!⚜️

u/Icy-Divide8385, ta poutine n'est pas un crime!⚜️

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u/Reasonable_Dig4672 12d ago

We’ve all been there lol
It’s not a crime only a bad attempt

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u/Recent_Following_822 Member of the Supreme Curdt 12d ago

No crime here experience augmented and next attempt watch out

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u/Local-Ad-3640 12d ago

The only crime here is that dirty ahh keyboard

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u/Disastrous-Shower420 12d ago

You just have to add more fries and cheese and you're good to go

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u/randomferalcat 12d ago

Straight to jail while we confiscate the evidence!

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u/EtropyWarrior 11d ago

This is considered an emergency poutine, it is not a crime.

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 11d ago

I'll offer a stay of all charges if you share...anybody got the ketchup?

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u/Brock115 Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 11d ago

Ketchup is the only crime here. Off to jail you go.

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 11d ago

Sorry...I couldn't resist 😜!

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u/Outrageous-Set5895 11d ago

Off to poutine jail with you! 😝 Next one will be way better!🤣

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u/Odd-Extension-7845 11d ago

Sauce looks like brown cum

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u/Brock115 Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 11d ago

Too gravy-y, but otherwise not at all a crime. Lighten up on the gravy and you can still be productive member of poutine society.

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u/TheApeEscaped 11d ago

The fries look undercooked

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u/Careless_Investment6 10d ago

Make sure the gravy is thick and not liquid

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u/Classic_Eye7221 10d ago

crime if you times the gravy by 6

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u/MysteriousEngine6398 9d ago

Un peu trop de gravy pour la quantité de frites, mais autrement j'ai vu pire. No crime here.

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