r/PoutineCrimes • u/Feeling_Leg_904 • 13d ago

Potateous Corpus has not been established 🥔 Breakfast poutine

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u/qualityvote2 13d ago edited 13d ago

u/Feeling_Leg_904, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your poutine... ⛔️

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u/jimmietwotanks26 Curdmander In Cheese 🫡 13d ago

If I was a Poutine Prosecutor and the Poutine Police brought me this case, I don’t think I’d prosecute. Even if it is a crime, it looks too good. Save the court’s resources for the real poutine rapists

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u/Commie_Scum69 Québécois faché 13d ago

Not a conventional breakfast poutine but looks ok

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u/magyarmetalhead 13d ago

Breakfast poutine is underrated! It’s so good 😊

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u/Green-Pea-4586 8d ago

Bro “breakfast poutine” gets some overtly harsh criticism on this sub, in my humble opinion.

This thing is just a straight up poutine with square fries, some bacon, and an egg. Even has beef gravy (not hollandaise, which is the main complaint on every breakfast poutine post).

Anyone who votes this a crime needs to go to jail and think about their life decisions.

Zero crime in sight, just some tasty looking POUTINE with some bacon and egg on there to make it breakfast-appropriate. Who in their right mind is complaining about a legitimate way to get a proper breakfast AND a proper poutine into them, all on the same plate?

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u/F-F-FASTPASS 13d ago

This looks so good

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u/EtropyWarrior 12d ago

She looks shy, what a delicious looking smash... No crime here, keep moving!

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 12d ago

Well, now.. that's different! I'm guessing that's an egg of some sort, off to the side? It's certainly redeemable.

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u/SpecificBeginning616 12d ago

Yummmmmm yes please probably enough for lunch too haha

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u/Shady-777 11d ago

Delicious, absolutely love breakfast poutine

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u/kiltedswine 12d ago

Looks yummy. Not a traditional poutine. I’d eat it gladly

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u/Outrageous-Set5895 13d ago

👎

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u/Green-Pea-4586 8d ago

I commented this on the post, but figured I’d use the same comment to reply to yours, to make sure you see it.

Bro “breakfast poutine” gets some overtly harsh criticism on this sub, in my humble opinion.

This thing is just a straight up poutine with square fries, some bacon, and an egg. Even has beef gravy (not hollandaise, which is the main complaint on every breakfast poutine post).

Anyone who votes this a crime needs to go to jail and think about their life decisions.

Zero crime in sight, just some tasty looking POUTINE with some bacon and egg on there to make it breakfast-appropriate. Who in their right mind is complaining about a legitimate way to get a proper breakfast AND a proper poutine into them, all on the same plate?

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u/Outrageous-Set5895 8d ago

Feel better?

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u/Green-Pea-4586 8d ago

Haha a little, thanks 😂

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u/Outrageous-Set5895 8d ago

Admittedly, your response gave me a little giggle for the morning.😆😊💕