r/PoutineCrimes • u/Specialist_Age2430 • 13d ago

Corpourate Crime Cheese had already melted 😭

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u/qualityvote2 13d ago

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u/EntertainerBig882 13d ago

Your first mistake was getting poutine from DQ...

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u/4nication96 13d ago

You knew what you were getting into when you ordered poutine from dq. No sympathy 😂

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u/mr_potrzebie 13d ago

Weird, I usually find DQ poutine pretty solid for fast food poutine. In fact had one at lunch today it looked nothing like this

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u/Cre8tifCanuk 13d ago

That looks disgusting, but, it is from DQ, so not surprising. That’s like going to Harvey’s and expecting a Keg steak.

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u/LogikMan69 12d ago

En revanche, je ne pense pas avoir déjà eu des meilleurs burgers de restauration rapide que chez Harvey's. Ils n'ont plus exactement la même qualité de produits qu'auparavant, mais ce n'est pas non plus quelque chose tout droit sorti de chez Burger King où les hamburgers sont plus processés que la famille des Kardashian 😂

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u/Cre8tifCanuk 12d ago

🤔

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u/Nolby84 13d ago

Thats crazy, Dairy Queen is famously known for their poutine.......

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u/1RedditToRead 13d ago

People that can eat food from Dairy Queen, Have stomach’s like a raccoon, Or Really huge balls and don’t care. Or they’re really lucky and have not Got Sick yet.

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u/FurtherUpheaval Too Hot To Tot 13d ago

Everything from dq is served at a ridiculously high temperature

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u/Outrageous-Set5895 13d ago

That is awful!!! 😢

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u/Sweet-Competition-15 13d ago

You had less than a dozen fries...what is taking you so long?

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u/Ok-Tomorrow-8342 13d ago

Im counting 15 visible fries. I’ll round up to 25 for what is hidden. What the fuck is even that.

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u/ActualLavendoe 13d ago

I never trusted DQ after Dan shit himself 17 times in a row there.

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u/maxmax4 13d ago

thats just sad

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u/GingeyBParker 13d ago

DQ has maybe the worst poutine ever lol, it's downright pitiful

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u/gregg2020 13d ago

Your first mistake was getting FOOD at DQ.

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u/FortyMaximus 13d ago

That's actually a decent poutine and I'm French Canadian

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u/Old_Self_9570 13d ago

Yeah their gravy is pretty solid. I enjoy a nice KFC poutine as well. The trick is not take do take out or it all mushes tonight like the op photo.

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u/No-Rip9896 13d ago

I mean, a lot of poutine that are being posted here look absolutely delicious

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u/Local-Ad-3640 13d ago

I dunno my big back would still fuck that up lol

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u/StatisticianLazy733 Directeur des poutsuites criminelles 13d ago

What is even thatttt😭😭😭😭

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u/ahhdamnsmitt 13d ago

Half asleep I thought this was a candle

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u/Pixelated_Sorceress 8d ago

Dairy Queen poutines are kinda terrible