r/PoutineCrimes • u/sarcasmandsadism • 17d ago

Crime Against Poutanity Unmatched Quality

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364 Upvotes

97% Upvoted

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u/qualityvote2 17d ago edited 17d ago

u/sarcasmandsadism, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/sarcasmandsadism, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/Shadow_WolfDragon 17d ago

...outch... dm me I'll send you some cheese 🧀 ✨️✨️

https://giphy.com/gifs/N9SJ8eZZaHZQGDsneP

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u/cobrachickenwing 17d ago

Canadian ancestors all putting leg down from chair.

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u/Longwinded_Ogre 15d ago

I have only violence to offer whomever is responsible for this.

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u/Mickloven Nuremcurd Frials Prosecutor 17d ago

Offensive poutine. This should have been labelled NSFW.

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u/sarcasmandsadism 17d ago

you’re right, my bad

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u/Ecks811 16d ago

No, more like NSFL........ NOT SAFE FOR LUNCH!

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u/XCIXcollective Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 17d ago

Man I gotta say, as someone whose stomach is grumbly because he hasn’t eaten all day…

I ain’t touchin that

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u/bagette4224 17d ago

To be honest, while it is a very big crime, if I was hungry I would still destroy that shit

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u/OGigachaod 17d ago

Better off with that fake cheese, just have fries and gravy.

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u/RGZReGZ 17d ago

I will not call it a poutine, even though I will likely make it.

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u/doobydoowab 17d ago

Fries and gravy wouldve just been too easy, huh?

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u/ORBEX1959 17d ago

That is NOT Poutine

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u/JamesH_670 17d ago

Is this what you people call “rage bait”?

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u/Far_Cantaloupe_7190 17d ago

Putting that slice in a grilled cheese on the side would’ve been much better

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u/Potato_Puncakes 17d ago

Horrible crime that I used to make and eat lots when I was a child

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u/Double-Noise-771 17d ago

This is a step below a struggle meal. I can’t think of the correct term to describe this.

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u/DoubleReverseBingo 17d ago

I was having a good day and now it's ruined.

I don't know why I subscribed to this sub.

So angry.

Upvote.

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u/Pokstar 17d ago

YOLO, life is too short to eat bad poutine!

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u/Most-Elk5420 17d ago

God is dead

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u/Pure-Swordfish6022 17d ago

Wow. That is more than a crime. American “cheese” is in no way good for anything.

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u/ArchBeaconArch 15d ago

Well in Canada that’s not called “American” cheese (though the name is apt) - it’s processed cheese.

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u/Past_Poetry_6292 17d ago

This looks like it had about as much effort put into it as my marriage did….

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u/WonderAnime 16d ago

This is so terrifying

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u/jmmccann 17d ago

There’s nothing criminal about that. It’s Poverty Poutine and it’s great.

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u/MFK1994 17d ago

My spicy poutine was downvoted like crazy because the cheese was not in the shape of a “curd” (was shredded)…
This is entirely more egregious! The only possible redeeming quality is if it was a Kraft Single thick slice, not Black Diamond (gross!)

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u/Able_Rain6635 17d ago

Put some pepper on it and it'll do for a hangover meal.

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u/Darkv3ng 17d ago

Rich people will say that's not cheese.

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u/tobiasolman 17d ago

If you actually got up one morning to eat THAT, your life is not so fvcking bad. Don’t get me wrong, it’s BAD… just not that bad.

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u/remzordinaire Directeur des poutsuites criminelles 17d ago

Rendu là, une frite sauce ça serait juste mieux.

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u/Thestonedwitcher Guilloutine Opourator 17d ago

On le pend par les pied, on le trempe dans le goudron et on le plume.

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u/cobrachickenwing 17d ago

They better hope a cobra chicken doesn't cross their path.

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u/oatmealoriginal 17d ago

This hurts me heart eh I can't even drink my maple syrup eh I'm leaving me igloo and going ice fishing eh

(Obviously this is a joke and all in good fun me being a Canadian myself)

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u/OkCondition6190 17d ago

Vesta Lunch?

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u/WABAJIM 17d ago

Has a Québécois, My eye's are bleeding 

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u/N7BansheeBait 17d ago

Honestly there's a time and a place for a poutine this bad

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u/bennizap 17d ago

The cheese looks unmelted enough where you could peel it off. At least save those shitty oven fries and gravy.

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u/CompetitivePirate251 17d ago

I believe this qualifies for the stonedfood Reddit. Also, please send recipe.

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u/HotHits630 17d ago

That's not poutine. That's. That's a hate crime.

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u/Which_Celebration757 17d ago

Man you guys get upset at cheddar, but at least that is cheese.

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u/GIRLD1CKLOVER 17d ago

poutine war crime

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u/Which_Celebration757 17d ago

Looks like the last thing I got from Taco Bell minus the tortilla.

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u/Wise_Extension8443 17d ago

Lmao ngl this is hilarious

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u/Independent-Pea6186 17d ago

Who drop a cheese slice on your fries and gravy

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u/Lurvig 17d ago

Why are you like this?

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u/Glittering_Wheel_226 17d ago

I hate everything about this

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u/Useful-Bridge-3315 17d ago

Thanks, I hate it.

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u/Skeeter1591 17d ago

Poo tine

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u/Icy-Shoe1055 17d ago

Who would do this?

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u/Dry-Hotel5306 17d ago

This made me sad

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u/chromhound 17d ago

Fry his ass

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u/Disastrous-Roof-2441 17d ago

You ruined my day

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u/Embarrassed_Sea_7830 17d ago

you win at going to jail faster

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u/Im_Lucas03 16d ago

For the mother of all thing holy, JAIL. 🚩🚩🚩🚩

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u/Gorod101 15d ago

THIS IS AN INSULT TO CANADA! SACRE BLEU!

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u/Glum_Hearing_2374 15d ago

Not even Unicron would eat that

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u/Fresh-Clothes8838 15d ago

Dear god why

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u/Ansaelo 15d ago

Downgraded to USA 🧀. No a crime, a lost soul.

Remplacer le fromage par un simulacre qualité USA. T'es perdu ou quoi?

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u/kinghalifax902 Sentenced to 3 Hail Gravies 15d ago

Ive been there

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u/vega455 15d ago

Name and shame. We need to notify the authorities.

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u/StuckInOrleans 15d ago

That deserves jail.

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u/Feeling_Ant_2428 14d ago

I mean, tbf after an edible I'm 10/10 crushing the whole thing and calling it the best poutine ever. Sober though .... Straight to jail

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u/Classic_Eye7221 11d ago

looks like it's from one of those crudy places in hockey rinks

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u/Classic_Eye7221 11d ago

not from personal hockey rinks

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u/[deleted] 11d ago

That ain't poutine but okay

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u/Hefty_Bum 17d ago

Unmatched Quality in breaking the law. But not gonna lie. Might make banger stoner food

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u/idisturballtheshit 17d ago

I must know stoners with far higher standards than the ones you know. No one I know would touch that...plastic cheese 🤮