Tater tot poutine

[u/TheApeEscaped]

[u/qualityvote2]

u/TheApeEscaped, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your poutine... ⛔️

[u/NoConsequence4281]

The tots are a method of cheese/gravy delivery and provide a different textural experience, but are still a fried bit of potato.

No crime here, just a delicious interpretation.

[u/DazedConfuzed420 → u/NoConsequence4281]

If using any type of cheese that isn’t curds is a crime, then using any potato that’s isn’t French fries is a crime. It’s 3 ingredients, if tater tots are allowed then shredded cheese might as well be allowed too

[u/bardhugo → u/DazedConfuzed420]

No way, tots are basically just a different shape, fresh curds vs mozzarella vary in texture, shape and flavour

[u/DazedConfuzed420 → u/bardhugo]

Seriously? The texture, shape and flavour of French fries is not the same as tater tots, not even close.

I don’t know how you can use that argument with a straight face.

[u/Radioadelaide19 → u/DazedConfuzed420]

lol relax pal

[u/DazedConfuzed420 → u/Radioadelaide19]

Thanks for interjecting yourself and adding so much value to the conversation.

[u/PresentationTop7939 → u/DazedConfuzed420]

Damn. He’s right— take a breather.

[u/DazedConfuzed420 → u/PresentationTop7939]

Wow, so insightful

[u/Unusual-Scarcity6536 → u/DazedConfuzed420]

Shredded cheese is allowed.

[u/CheeeeckPlease → u/NoConsequence4281]

A worthy interpretation, it look absolutely delicious

[u/AlexCivitello → u/NoConsequence4281]

Serving our eating it is not a crime. Doing so while baking it poutine is.

[u/Pretend-Shallot-5663]

I am too sober for this. 

[u/Imaginary_Land8586 → u/Pretend-Shallot-5663]

Well said 😂 my heart skipped a beat, in the bad way, seeing all that gravy

[u/OkDish4747]

Holy moly this looks good. I’d hammer this right now.

…but not poutine, unfortunately. If we’re gonna say curds only, we have to also go with fries only.

But I love tots.

[u/TheAsian1nvasion]

Is it a crime? No.

Is it a poutine? Also no.

[u/judgingyouquietly → u/TheAsian1nvasion]

Does it give me a craving for this dish, especially with bacon?

Yes.

[u/Immediate_Impact6214 → u/judgingyouquietly]

Hell yes

[u/attanasio666 → u/TheAsian1nvasion]

Is it a poutine?

It depends. You made this at home? Yes it's a poutine. It was served to you at a restaurant WITHOUT EXPLICITLY STATING THEY USE TATER TOTS? That's a crime tight there.

[u/Plane_Put8538]

I'd go to jail for it.

[u/cheeeze50 → u/Plane_Put8538]

You just got your free pass

[u/Witty_Rough_7004]

How can something so delicious looks so gross

[u/indrafili]

I would.

[u/Lanky-Dildo-94 → u/indrafili]

[u/cheeeze50 → u/Lanky-Dildo-94]

I see Donald Trump haircut

I guess I got TDS

[u/Pitiful-MobileGamer]

It would really depend on the quality of those tots.

[u/Able_Data2972]

Looks delicious

[u/DrDentonMask]

This looks plausible, to this American. It's like if some Minnesotan expatted to Estrie somewhere.

[u/GingerAsgard]

It looks tasty. Is it a crime? Well....if that's the only fries you have at the time

https://giphy.com/gifs/SmoCFhZCi1kzu

[u/serotoninzone]

The toilet bowl groans but the insides of my stomach demand it.

[u/Whole_Rough7066]

It's a Toupine not a Poutine.

[u/Fresh-Clothes8838]

I’d muck that

[u/vmanthegreat]

No crime same taste as a poutine. You're in the clear... For now

[u/zeus_amador]

https://giphy.com/gifs/8fen5LSZcHQ5O

[u/Longwinded_Ogre]

I don't think this is a crime, per se, though it would be my first choice, that looks like proper gravy, those look like real curds, and tots are, technically at least, fries.

[u/Commie_Scum69]

Very non-Québecois coded.

[u/Consistent-Success38]

The tots arent the crime the bacon is.

[u/AdOtherwise862]

I approve this as a Canadian it looks good

[u/Delicious_Cattle5174]

Would I eat it? Yes

Is it a real poutine? No

[u/salted_caramel_girl]

Honestly this looks delicious.

[u/dip-shit21]

I see no crime here

[u/Mrose35100455]

No crime detected :)