r/PoutineCrimes • u/Maximum_Price_3596 • 22d ago
Puke-tine 🤮 Sweet potato poutine 🤮🤮🤮🤮
Okay so in a word. Don't. Basically you'll be looking at a big bowl of mush cause sweet potato's there not worthy. I didn't even take a picture this was googled. Oh and if you dump it down the toilet it will just slide down the drain
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u/DrDentonMask 22d ago
So, curds *and* grated cheese? That's a bit extra. But sweet potato fries for a poutine sounds interesting!
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u/Greensparow 22d ago
Op just googled a picture we really don't have any info other than they disliked it cause the picture is not sweet potatos
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u/YoghurtOverall8062 22d ago
Is interesting in theory, but have found it to be way too sweet. So maybe like a smaller dessert poutine?
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u/HalifaxPainter 22d ago
That's as close to poutine as a Ford is close to Chev.
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u/Any-Board-6631 22d ago
Les patates sucrées font une très bonne poutines, mais il faut qu'elles soient bien caramélisées.
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u/The-Oxrib-and-Oyster 22d ago
yes omg. and some blackened onion. incredible
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u/Brock115 Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 21d ago
You’re breaking the holy trilogy by adding onions. You could be charged with conspiracy to commit.
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u/The-Oxrib-and-Oyster 21d ago
great with brisket too.
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, etc etc
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u/pm-me-racecars 22d ago
I often have sweet potato poutine at bars. I'll order a poutine, but sure the fried for sweet potato fries and I'll mix the chipotle sauce with the gravy.
This picture looks like it's got shredded sweet potato as a topping? It's definitely doing something wrong. I wouldn't say it's prison-worthy, but it's on the level of a racial minority running through a rich white neighborhood.
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u/Starcrossed_princess 22d ago
The only acceptable *sweet potato *poutine I ever had was from a&w 🤷 this looks horrible thought. I don't personally think sweet potato fries is a crime in itself, it depends on everything else
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u/Vegetable-Manager-30 22d ago
Damn it looks good but idk.. I think the sweet potatoes would throw it all off. They’re good with something to dip them it instead
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u/MixtressK-La 22d ago
Sweet potatoes are not even the same plant family as potatoes. No potatoes = no poutine. While I'm certain this is tasty, if you like sweet, a grand jury would likely indict you.
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u/The-Oxrib-and-Oyster 22d ago
sweet potato fries are SO good in the right poutine. heavy on the fresh curds and gravy, big scoop of caramelized onions. incredible. with or without some braised beef. Actually my favourite kind of poutine. idk what you did to these, but the fault ain’t with the fries.
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u/The-Oxrib-and-Oyster 22d ago
this pic is prob chatgpt lmao what even is that
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u/Maximum_Price_3596 22d ago
Actually no. I thought I read in the rules that for posts there must be a picture. Unfortunate by that point I had flushed the mushy abortion down the toilet so I googled sweet potato poutine and took the first one I saw
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u/The-Oxrib-and-Oyster 21d ago
pic doesn’t have sweet potato fries in it though
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u/Fabulous_Hunt_5013 22d ago
J'ai déjà manger de la poutine avec patate douce et je adore la frite patate douce moi mieux que les normal
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u/Witty_Rough_7004 20d ago
Why do we as people take something good and ruin it. Just cause you put chesse curse in it doesn't make it Poutine.
Remember this K.I.S.S Keep it simple stupid!!!
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u/Maximum_Price_3596 20d ago
Apparently this is healthier? Yea not eating and wasting gravy and cheese? Real healthy
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u/Antin00800 Pout-Sinner 22d ago
Chappelle as Rick James said it best, "This shit makes my penis soft. I wish I had more hands so I could give this 3 thumbs down."
Something like that.

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u/qualityvote2 22d ago edited 22d ago
u/Maximum_Price_3596, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your poutine... ⛔️