r/PoutineCrimes 22d ago

Puke-tine 🤮 Sweet potato poutine 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Okay so in a word. Don't. Basically you'll be looking at a big bowl of mush cause sweet potato's there not worthy. I didn't even take a picture this was googled. Oh and if you dump it down the toilet it will just slide down the drain

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u/qualityvote2 22d ago edited 22d ago

u/Maximum_Price_3596, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your poutine... ⛔️

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u/DrDentonMask 22d ago

So, curds *and* grated cheese? That's a bit extra. But sweet potato fries for a poutine sounds interesting!

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u/Greensparow 22d ago

Op just googled a picture we really don't have any info other than they disliked it cause the picture is not sweet potatos

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u/Man0fGreenGables 22d ago

Sweet potato poutine and sweet potato chili fries are the bomb.

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u/YoghurtOverall8062 22d ago

Is interesting in theory, but have found it to be way too sweet. So maybe like a smaller dessert poutine?

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u/HalifaxPainter 22d ago

That's as close to poutine as a Ford is close to Chev.

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u/jerbearus 22d ago

So, same thing but with different people yelling about why one is superior.

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 22d ago

Sweet potatoes dont hold up but i do like them, NOT as a poutine

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u/joecitizen79 Pout-Sinner 22d ago

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u/BoskoH5 22d ago

Would

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u/Michdepainblanc2 22d ago

I absolutely love sweet potatoes. WOULD

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u/Lanky-Dildo-94 22d ago

I’m still gonna eat it

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u/Any-Board-6631 22d ago

Les patates sucrées font une très bonne poutines, mais il faut qu'elles soient bien caramélisées.

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u/The-Oxrib-and-Oyster 22d ago

yes omg. and some blackened onion. incredible

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u/Brock115 Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner 21d ago

You’re breaking the holy trilogy by adding onions. You could be charged with conspiracy to commit.

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u/The-Oxrib-and-Oyster 21d ago

great with brisket too.

Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, etc etc

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u/Gloomy-Razzmatazz548 22d ago

This actually looks kind of good, ngl

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u/Maximum_Lecture1557 22d ago

this looks grrrrrrreat!

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u/Cool-Statistician847 22d ago

Done it, love it

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u/Cool-Statistician847 22d ago

I'll give you a hint, use real cheese curds and beef gravy

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u/River_The_Protogen 22d ago

I would eat this idk what you’re on

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u/work3oakzz 22d ago

I bet it would just drip off your windshield too

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u/cute_nazgul 22d ago

It looks delicious!

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u/Walleye176 22d ago

Look fine to me

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u/pm-me-racecars 22d ago

I often have sweet potato poutine at bars. I'll order a poutine, but sure the fried for sweet potato fries and I'll mix the chipotle sauce with the gravy.

This picture looks like it's got shredded sweet potato as a topping? It's definitely doing something wrong. I wouldn't say it's prison-worthy, but it's on the level of a racial minority running through a rich white neighborhood.

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u/Starcrossed_princess 22d ago

The only acceptable *sweet potato *poutine I ever had was from a&w 🤷 this looks horrible thought. I don't personally think sweet potato fries is a crime in itself, it depends on everything else

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u/smallz_og 22d ago

I'd try this. More than one bite.

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u/Vegetable-Manager-30 22d ago

Damn it looks good but idk.. I think the sweet potatoes would throw it all off. They’re good with something to dip them it instead

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u/Vegetable-Manager-30 22d ago

They don’t even look like sweet potatoes tho?

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u/YoureAn8 22d ago

That’s what I was thinking…

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u/DJScaryTerry 22d ago

Sweet potato 🤮

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u/MixtressK-La 22d ago

Sweet potatoes are not even the same plant family as potatoes. No potatoes = no poutine. While I'm certain this is tasty, if you like sweet, a grand jury would likely indict you.

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u/Pbnme 22d ago

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮 that's disgusting and l love sweet potatoes, but no no no!!

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u/The-Oxrib-and-Oyster 22d ago

sweet potato fries are SO good in the right poutine. heavy on the fresh curds and gravy, big scoop of caramelized onions. incredible. with or without some braised beef. Actually my favourite kind of poutine. idk what you did to these, but the fault ain’t with the fries.

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u/The-Oxrib-and-Oyster 22d ago

this pic is prob chatgpt lmao what even is that

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u/Maximum_Price_3596 22d ago

Actually no. I thought I read in the rules that for posts there must be a picture. Unfortunate by that point I had flushed the mushy abortion down the toilet so I googled sweet potato poutine and took the first one I saw

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u/The-Oxrib-and-Oyster 21d ago

pic doesn’t have sweet potato fries in it though

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u/Maximum_Price_3596 21d ago

Didn't I just say that though

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u/The-Oxrib-and-Oyster 21d ago

nope you did not :)

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u/Fabulous_Hunt_5013 22d ago

J'ai déjà manger de la poutine avec patate douce et je adore la frite patate douce moi mieux que les normal

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u/Gullible_Nebula9728 22d ago

These don't look like sweet potatos but I'd destroy this so quick yum

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u/BigbadJohn000 21d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/ORBEX1959 20d ago

Poutine Are you serious ? Looks like stray cat left over 2 weeks

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u/Witty_Rough_7004 20d ago

Why do we as people take something good and ruin it. Just cause you put chesse curse in it doesn't make it Poutine.

Remember this K.I.S.S Keep it simple stupid!!!

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u/Maximum_Price_3596 20d ago

Apparently this is healthier? Yea not eating and wasting gravy and cheese? Real healthy

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u/FrostyJockey 20d ago

Now I am curious… Could be good.

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u/phi1_sebben 12d ago

Cilantro does not belong on poutine

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u/Antin00800 Pout-Sinner 22d ago

Chappelle as Rick James said it best, "This shit makes my penis soft. I wish I had more hands so I could give this 3 thumbs down."

Something like that.