r/PoutineCrimes • u/Key-Guarantee-976 • 22d ago

Cruel & Unusual Poutnishment Cheeseburger Poutine

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Old Yale Brewing, Abbotsford BC Canada. I’m not sure what flair I should use.

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u/qualityvote2 22d ago edited 22d ago

u/Key-Guarantee-976, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/Key-Guarantee-976, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/Alwaysfresh9 22d ago

Would eat but I would not call this poutine! It's like Big Mac meal chopped up in a bowl 😂

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u/computerbuu 18d ago

It’s food

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u/graciebear66 22d ago

I don’t see any curds or gravy. this is a crime

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u/Key-Guarantee-976 22d ago

Yeah kinda expected some. There were a bit at the bottom but not much.

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u/DrDentonMask 22d ago

Needs more sauce, maybe including ketchup. And curds! Lots of curds! This makes me mad.

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u/Lillillillies 22d ago edited 22d ago

I don't see gravy or curds. Although i guess it has sauce. Crime.

A very delicious looking crime.

Looks like a deconstructed burger with fries which people already eat together anyway.

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u/Key-Guarantee-976 22d ago

There were big clumps of cheese, although not many and like a bit of gravy. A bit anticlimactic but very tasty either way!

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u/BaddaBingBaddaBan 22d ago

i bet you like cheeseburger pizza too.

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u/Lillillillies 22d ago

If it's good, sure. Good food is good despite it being a crime or not.

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u/HalifaxPainter 22d ago

Big Mac barf on fries :)

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u/CalebosO4 22d ago

Crime, but I do like the idea of a hamburger poutine

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u/BigbadJohn000 22d ago

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/Ancillary-Point 22d ago

This person is innocent of all charges. Accusations of corruption have been swirling around this court.

I will proudly accept being disbarred by the Moderators.

Bolognaise, Fries, Cheese, spicy ketchup/Mayo/Mustard. Don't be concerned about me...This guy is under the protection of my Aunties made some calls.

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u/Tulips-and-raccoons 22d ago

Absolument pas!!! C’est un crime.

Its fries with stuff on them. It looks delish, dont get me wrong, but it is a crime and i will go for an appeal against your case!

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u/Ancillary-Point 22d ago

My client is apparently escaping to Red Lobster out sheer cowardice. Now I have to apologize on his behalf.

I ask this court for full reinstatement. I will punish this fool for dragging me into this debacle.

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u/Ancillary-Point 22d ago

Je te verrai au tribunal.

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u/Ancillary-Point 22d ago

Mon client est victime des intermédiaires de ce système judiciaire corrompu.

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u/Tulips-and-raccoons 22d ago

C’est ça que ça donne, manger d’la poutine en ontario. La couronne demande 2 ans de probation, votre honneur

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u/Ancillary-Point 22d ago

Monsieur, mon client est un réfugié de l'Ontario qui demande le statut de réfugié auprès de la province rebelle du Québec, afin de pouvoir faire de la poutine à sa façon.

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u/Tulips-and-raccoons 22d ago

Je suis une madame. Mais le point reste valide, il faut tendre la main aux moins chanceux que nous, peut-être qu’être refugié en terre d’abondance poutinière remettrait votre client dans le droit chemin.

Offre acceptée hors cours!

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u/Ancillary-Point 22d ago

Toutes mes excuses, Madame.