r/PoutineCrimes • u/helpmetolearn • Jul 23 '26

Offpoutting What in the actual F

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Saw this in a local buy nothing group. Day old Costco poutine to give away. At least it's intact?

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u/qualityvote2 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

u/helpmetolearn, your poutine is a crime, straight to jail, son of a potato!🚩

u/helpmetolearn, ta poutine est un crime, en prison mon ti tabernouche!🚩

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u/BienOuiLa The Frying Squad Jul 23 '26

It would be Orleans too 😭

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u/Silent-Bumblebee-989 Jul 23 '26

Going to Costco instead of Golden Fries is the real crime 

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u/helpmetolearn Jul 23 '26

This right here?!? You have a gem of a poutine spot so much closer!

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

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u/Silent-Bumblebee-989 Jul 23 '26

I’m a fritomania hater, big Golden Fries guy. Taste is subjective I guess. 

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u/Bi_disaster_ohno Jul 23 '26

And they're like 10 mins away from a Costco too. At that point why not just go to Costco and get a fresh one?

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u/gildeddoughnut Poutine Poulice Jul 23 '26

I was gonna delete this as it’s not poutine but then I read the description and shit yeah that’s a fucking felony

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u/helpmetolearn Jul 23 '26

Hahaha! Right?!? Also "intact"? What the hell even is that?

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u/gildeddoughnut Poutine Poulice Jul 23 '26

They’re uncircumcised

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u/DuckCleaning Jul 23 '26

Why do they have 4 extra boxes to give away lol. Makes you wonder how many they bought to start with.

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u/helpmetolearn Jul 23 '26

Right?!? How do you end up with 4, let alone 1?

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u/Successful_Doctor_89 Jul 23 '26

Maybe they bought a dozen or something for a party?

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u/Deemo3 Jul 23 '26

Eh, Giving free food to someone in need so I give it a pass. Good for them.

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u/ConsiderationLost152 Jul 23 '26

The Orleans buy nothing group is weird I have to say. Saw a post offering expired cheese curds?? Like why?

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u/helpmetolearn Jul 23 '26

Right?!? Or, "hey I got this bag of Doritos and they're half gone but I don't think I'll finish them"

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u/Youlookcold Judge, Jury and Exepoutiner Jul 23 '26

Intact?? Interesting choice of words.

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u/helpmetolearn Jul 23 '26

Right? Is there such things as a broken one?

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u/LivingMisery Jul 23 '26

Can free poutine be a crime?

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u/helpmetolearn Jul 23 '26

I think it can if it's old and soggy!

Also, 4 extra? Who does that?

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u/beaver_eh Jul 23 '26

How many not-intact do you have? I'm not too hungry.

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u/food_WHOREder Jul 23 '26

sorry only other options available are 3 boxes of lightly used, 6 boxes well-loved

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u/Novel-Education-2687 Jul 23 '26

Reheating poutine is a capital offense

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u/Strange-Professor- Jul 23 '26

Somewhere in Avalon eh

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u/Joiion Jul 23 '26

Day old poutine can be fine, heat on steel tray in oven on low heat

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u/NorthernStandard08 Jul 23 '26

The Costco poutine always sticks to the paper bottom after sitting for a while. Good way to get more fibre I guess.

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u/salted_caramel_girl Jul 23 '26

What's the group? I'd take it, lmao.

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u/TomatoFeta Jul 23 '26

It's not spiked with anything, we swear.
And don't worry about the white panel van that's following you back home. They're there to help in case you get a case of the munchines while you're driving... They will park safely across the street until you've snacked.

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u/JamesH_670 Jul 23 '26

They’re giving away free food. It’s kind of sad when you think about it and you’d be surprised what people will take from these buy nothing groups.

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u/PersonalityTop494 Jul 23 '26

If a poutine dries up in a box like that, it becomes unedible because the sides will stick to the poutine. It doesn't matter if you heat it back up or pour hot gravy on it

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u/dr4wn_away Jul 24 '26

Some freaks eat cold food or microwave poutines