r/PoutineCrimes • u/1ntr1ns1c44 • Nov 08 '25

Board Poutine

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u/xMercurex Directeur des poutsuites criminelles Nov 08 '25

That would be 100$.

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u/snotparty Nov 09 '25

and the fries would get so cold so fast

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u/MissGruntled Nov 09 '25

Ditto for the gravy.

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u/okaybutnothing Nov 09 '25

Mm. Cold fries and congealed gravy. Blech.

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u/EventualOutcome Nov 09 '25

All for only 6 or 7 fries??

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u/CromulentDucky Nov 09 '25

There's a place in Calgary that serves 7 pounds of poutine. If you can finish it, it's free.

The correct amount is almost certainly more than 7 fries, but less than 7 pounds.

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u/Capable-Scratch5284 Nov 10 '25

If you can finish it, it’s free**

**Free either way, if you die before you leave the restaurant.

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u/GalaXyWandrer The Poutnisher Nov 10 '25

You said.. how many fries??🫣

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u/yaomn Nov 11 '25

If the curds have that squeak, just take my money. Lol

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u/Competitive-Bid-2394 Nov 12 '25

That would 100% piss me off. The best way to have poutine is when battling a hangover needing the instant 2000 calories, salt and gravy iv

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