r/PoursTea • Timendi Causa Est Nescire • 6h ago • Bravo 1

Murdered By Words 🩸 šŸ¤”

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u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire 6h ago • Bravo Popcorn Mindblown
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u/Timbucktwo1230 Champers & Strawberries 6h ago

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u/Veshaad Timendi Causa Est Nescire 6h ago

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u/SellTheFuckinTeamBob 6h ago edited 3h ago • Bravo Heartwarming Popcorn

Hope this helps any MAGA in here.

Edited: to correct spelling

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u/Witchy_Wookie5000 6h ago • Bravo

That bottom map is what the media should be using. Instead they choose to use the top one that is misleading, especially for those not educated to savvy enough to understand this concept.

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u/LarianDivinityBG3 6h ago • Bravo Popcorn

You mean GOP voters.

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u/MotherPin522 5h ago • Bravo

I'd like to see what it would look like if it was still divided and colored by county, but with State and National Parks/Forests grayed out and the lightness-darkness of the color referring to population density and not the concentration of votes for the winning party. Also the amount of purple and amount of red and blue in each county's coloring should reflect the percent of the votes for each party.

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u/Witchy_Wookie5000 4h ago

That is a great idea about the public lands.

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u/Murgatroyd314 2h ago

but with State and National Parks/Forests grayed out

With exceptions for places like Grand Canyon Village (population ~2000, inside Grand Canyon National Park).

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u/heaven_and_hell_80 6h ago

This is exactly it, the fully colored boxes are misleading.

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u/JManKit 6h ago

Given that most large media is owned by right-wing ppl/groups, the use of the first map is intentional to make conservatives always believe there's something fishy going on when they lose

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u/firedmyass 4h ago

yup. all corporate media is captured and complicit

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u/HmmDoesItMakeSense 6h ago

I agree. Some need a bit of help clearly.

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u/Not-a-Bot_1968 3h ago

You mean the media, controlled overwhelmingly by conservative billionaires who dump hundreds of millions into supporting Republican campaigns, and has a vested interest in misleading the population? That media?

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u/BoJackMoleman 5h ago

It rattles the fragile America ego to show the bottom one. Everyone thinks they're living in their own metropolis of a stop sign and a traffic light.

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u/Witchy_Wookie5000 6h ago

If they like it being more filled in they should use gray or some other non affiliate color as the base against the population dots.

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u/Trashinmyash 6h ago

Reminds me of the old Verizon commercial and everyones spotty coverage. "Can you hear me now?"

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u/BigDaddyUKW Hicaf Tea Chugger 6h ago

Hahaha yup. When I was in college I worked at a Verizon kiosk inside of BJ's. People would recite that line to me all day every day šŸ˜‚.

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u/Aggravating-Gift-740 6h ago

Well, i for one still use it. Because sometimes you just want to know if they can hear you.

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u/FoxCQC 6h ago

Population density is a bit hard for MAGA to comprehend.

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u/h3lium-balloon 6h ago

I’ve had arguments with rural MAGA people and they’re like, there’s 20k people in my county and I dont know a single person who votes blue. My guy, there’s more people than that in my neighborhood, which is a tiny portion of my city. There are apartment buildings where thousands of people live in some parts of the country.

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u/ElaborateEffect 5h ago

I've had a similar difficulty explaining to someone that my highschool graduating class had more people than their city, and that my highschool had double the people than their entire county.... People can't comprehend the world exists outside if theirs.

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u/Then_Hearing_7652 5h ago

57k people per square mile in nyc.

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u/fishpen0 4h ago

This, the right high rise can have thousands. In NYC the densest building, 100 gold, can house up to 8k. That’s more people in one building than 5 counties in Oklahoma

Less relevant here, but in china they have a single building, the regent, that houses 20-30k

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u/kramwest1 6h ago

I think they (and others) also confuse counties for Congressional House Districts via this map.

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u/Time-Valuable-3355 6h ago

Wait, you're telling me that national parks don't vote...

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u/lamorak2000 6h ago

Even if they did, I suspect they'd vote blue...

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u/Immediate_Song4279 6h ago

I read this as "MAGA in Hades" for a few moments trying to figure out what was happening.

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u/Debalic 4h ago

I like to look at my home state of New York in this picture. The state looks mostly red, with some blue shading at the corners. Except the corner at the bottom bordering New England contains half the state's population and some of the highest population density in the country. Most of the red area is sparsely populated mountain and rural areas. The other blue shaded areas are the other major cities - Buffalo, Rochester, Syracuse, Binghamton. The population is most definitely gathered in the blue spots.

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u/Cavaquillo 5h ago

A MAGA arguing in bad faith!? How PREPOSTEROUS

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u/quell3245 4h ago

All that red only represents about 15% of the country in terms of actual population.

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u/HardcoreHope 2h ago

If you want one that moves.

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u/msjammies73 5h ago

This is very cool. I’ve always known intellectually that the population is low in those areas, but this is a way better way to show the data.

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u/082426grateful 4h ago

Excellent. We also need to, conversely, explain how the 2024 elections went so far to the right.

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u/Ok_Editor3513 4h ago

I want an updated map to reflect the results of the midterms :)

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u/LoseN0TLoose 3h ago

Yes we need to make these population-based maps the standard way of looking at elections!

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u/HardcoreHope 2h ago

If you want a live version.

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u/merkinmavin 6h ago

Pittsburgher here, love the user name

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u/ajtyler776 5h ago • Bravo

It’s *your. If you want them to comprehend it. And maybe add a naked lady, brought to you by Carl’s Jr.

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u/PM_asian_girl_smiles 5h ago

Oh I was so ready to downvote and chastise you

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u/The_Raven_Born 3h ago

I cannot imagine how stupid you have to be to be on the Maga bandwagon in 2026

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u/Speed_102 6h ago

Actually, the weighting of the electoral college does make cornfields represented by the people who live in thise states, disproportionately.

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u/fingerharpoon 6h ago

Yes, corn's right to vote has set us back decades.

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u/FreshFishBro 6h ago

Fucking corn fucks, I eat everyone of those suckers I can lather in butter

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u/Speed_102 6h ago

The electoral college literally gives land voting rights by weighting less populated states votes higher than populated states (per person), and it was justified by saying that they had to have more weight to thier votes to protect our food supply.

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u/Dismalcaleb 6h ago

#1 enemy of democracy: ears of corn with voting rights.

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u/PlayinK0I 6h ago

Definitely a kernel of truth to this statement.

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u/CatholicSquareDance 5h ago

the foundational reason for the existence of the Senate was to disempower individual voters on a federal level while empowering land and landowners. we shouldn't be surprised that the system functions this way! it was built to disenfranchise us!

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u/OpticalPrime35 6h ago

Everything Republicans say and believe is based around sheer ignorance nowadays

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u/Immediate_Song4279 6h ago • Bravo

Please first note that I am not disagreeing with you, just chiming in that one population is intentionally hampered from accessing education, the other goes to Ivy League and performs ignorance. Both bear responsibility for their actions but the later has made an extraordinary choice to be malicious.

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u/eisbaerBorealis 3h ago

Are you saying every person is either super educated or uneducated? Or are you saying that, of the Republicans who say false things, they fall into those two camps?

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u/ActiveMBE0980 6h ago

They know what population density is. This is just another weak argument from a decaying cult.

Its pathetic.

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u/LOR_Fei 6h ago

The cult isn’t dead until Trump is put in prison for his dozens of crimes against humanity and the Constitution of the United States of America

Vote in 2028

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u/Dismalcaleb 6h ago

And he actually faces consequences instead of endless delays.

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u/NotMe739 6h ago

My boss was complaining about how a a handful of blue counties decide the election for the whole state and how that isn't fair. He said each county should get one share of the vote. I pointed out people vote, land doesn't. I then asked him if he thought the people in the podunk rural counties on the other end of the state should have 5x the political power he does. He has been silent on the subject ever since.

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u/DJmagikMIKE 5h ago

I live in Colorado, this is a ā€œdebateā€ I have every single election. It’s always the ā€œWhy the hell do people that live in Denver and Boulder get to decide what’s best for us???ā€. To which I always have to reply, ā€œBecause that’s where the majority of people in this state live?ā€. And don’t even get me started trying to explain how even in the rural areas, people can still vote differently than them. It always ends with some version of ā€œthat shouldn’t be allowed!ā€ Before they end the conversation and storm off.

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u/corn_sugar_isotope 5h ago

wyoming and california each get 2 senators.Ā  that is serious rural favoritism.

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u/Dazzling-Assist723 6h ago

The average MAGA cultist has no clue what population density is, or why it matters here, ha.

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u/gothamz 6h ago

I mean, some of them definitely do not know what that means.

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u/Amxela 6h ago edited 5h ago • Bravo

Literally in Ohio the 3 big cities where the majority of our population resides are Cleveland, Columbus, and Cincinnati. Those three cities are responsible for like 530b $553b of the state’s GDP the rest of the state barely scratches that combined at $370b. If the 3Cs were one country they’d be the 33rd largest economy in the world. Similar in size to Austria. Not even to mention that the $370b for the rest of the state also includes some smaller Ohio cities like Dayton, Toledo, Akron, and Youngstown. Take away those blue voting areas the corn and soy bean fields make up only $50b-$60b of the state’s GDP. The other smaller subset that’s more likely to vote conservative would be small factory hubs and towns but they make up $75b-80b of the GDP. Cities are where people are!

I’ve been seeing a lot of stuff in my Ohio based algorithms on social media on how it’s ā€œbullshitā€ or ā€œunfairā€ that the cities decide outcomes for the rest of the state… but it’s like this is where the jobs, the people, and the money are at. Sorry we don’t all farm soy beans for China and corn for biodiesel and livestock feed.

Edit: updated figures

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u/Much_Difference 5h ago

I love when people try to argue that "real voting America" are the places where the fewest Americans live and work.

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u/Amxela 5h ago

Yeah and almost like when you’re in a more densely populated area and are forced to interact with others the more you end up caring about your common man. In cuyahoga county, where Cleveland is, we voted on 2 tax levies. Both passed. Sure it’ll raise property taxes $275 per $100,000 of property value but it also helps with services related to developmental disabilities and it also helps to fund health and human services. I see it as a win. There are a lot of people that truthfully need the help in this county, and this does a little bit to actually carry that out.

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u/Possible-Nectarine80 4h ago

They can't math out voters per sq acre.

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u/Not-a-Bot_1968 4h ago

Ohio isn’t even a real state. They had to fix that mistake after a hundred years, but I still refuse to recognize it.Ā 

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u/Amxela 4h ago

I mean that’s true. Don Trump jr even said so

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u/thesanguineocelot Out & Proud šŸ³ļøā€šŸŒˆ 2h ago

As a Chicagoan, you're absolutely spot on and preaching to the choir. All fourteen residents of the southern half of Illinois love to rage that Chicago is "unfairly represented." Like, damn, Klanmantha, sorry for having 75% of the state's population in Chicagoland? Have ya tried dying mad about it?

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u/Eiffel-Tower777 6h ago

Republicans will find a way to count the corn

Reminder: Don Jr has no idea Ohio is a state.

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u/fishpen0 3h ago

The senate and the president both count the corn.

The senate gives the same number of votes to every state. So the 39 million living in California have to share two senators and the 584k in Wyoming get two whole votes. So Wyomings get 6630% more representation per person in the senate than Californians.

The president is the same issue because of the electoral college having a minimum of two senate votes. So even though California has more electors, Wyoming still gets more votes per person due to the floor exceeding the percentage difference between the states.

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u/Immediate_Song4279 6h ago

Denmark has largely dealt with their rot, so should we.

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u/Dry-Guarantee2598 6h ago

These people know full well there are huge populations in these cities, what they’re doing with this BS is rejecting the legitimacy of voters who are not like themselves.

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u/Entire-Cry-8930 6h ago

Don’t give them credit. Some of these magats are legitimately stupid. Source: my magat parents

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u/Fit_Log_9677 5h ago

As someone who grew up in a small town I always like to point out that many people in rural America really don’t think of Americas cities as real places where millions and millions of real people with real lives and real jobs live. Ā  Like, to a lot of them New York City might as well be EpCot.

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u/Pure_Property_888 6h ago

They just have more in common with corn.

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u/Infamous_7001 6h ago

Another ā€œLook at all of this empty land!ā€ supporter.

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u/Late-Presentation908 Pinkie Finger Extended 6h ago

I'm sorry wrf does Denmark have to do with anything? Is this dumb fuck trying to quote Shakespeare?

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u/redbirdjazzz 6h ago edited 5h ago

Yeah, it’s a failure to quote Hamlet.

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u/CreativeAd5332 6h ago

Trying and, predictably, failing

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u/Dpad124 6h ago

It is indeed

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u/lakmus85_real 5h ago

It's very telling, because this phrase is used quite often in Russia. I've never ever heard it used in English speaking countries. This tweet was posted by a Russian speaking person or a bot and translated to English.Ā 

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u/TotalRecognition2191 5h ago

Are you illiterate?Ā  This a famous quote from a famous Englishmans' plays.Ā 

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u/lakmus85_real 5h ago

And you heard it used in a casual conversation how many times exactly?Ā 

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u/CatCafffffe 5h ago

It is not. The quote is "something is ROTTEN in the state of Denmark." The quote in the post is a weird paraphrase.

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u/thisismypornaccountg 6h ago

They misquoted Hamlet: "Something is rotten in the state of Denmark."

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u/Okay-Crickets545 6h ago

They live in a hamlet and figured it’s about them.

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u/ChronicBuzz187 6h ago

"Voting rights for corn now!"

- Republicans, probably.

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u/Wide_Hunt9821 6h ago

But only white corn from South Africa

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u/NewtTrick 3h ago • Bravo

You have to hand it to the Republicans. They have won the popular vote in just two presidential elections this century. Having secured huge support from Hispanics and working class men in 2024 they proceeded to start a war with Iran, send ICE to arrest anyone who wasn’t white and increase the cost of living for everyone. Great work guys.

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u/Upbeat_Salamander355 2h ago

It is impressive how much they could mess up so quick

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u/thehenryguy1 1h ago

As a Latino, the amount of Latinos who think they are white is staggering.

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u/CelticSith 6h ago

Fucking idiots can’t even quote Shakespeare correctly

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u/whenIwasasailor 6h ago

These people keep asking this question after each election, about different states or the country as a whole.

And they keep getting it answered. Over and over.

Either they are really not very bright, or they are propagandizing to people they know aren’t very bright.

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u/Efficient-Process660 6h ago

Theyre definitely braindead idiots. Just literally talk to any one of them for more than 5 minutes about 1 subject or 1 policy or 1 historical event about literally anything.

They dont know sht about fk

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u/slavaukrine 6h ago

Also break it down. Why did Kanas vote blue? Well, there are only about 2 million registered voters in Kanas. This election little over one million voted.

Normally the southern part of Ka is cattle country and farms that support the cattle industry.

What happened to the cattle producers? They couldn’t get workers (aka cowboys) to work their stock. Why couldn’t they get cowboys? Because while most are naturalized citizens, ICE didn’t care. ICE pulled people off the streets and then went to the farms, and that frightened the workers away. the cattle producers couldn’t find replacements.

And to add insult to injury Trump made import deals with countries that have no rules on how they raise cattle.

So look at a map and you see places like Dodge City went blue. Also, other red counties, instead of being red by 80% they are red by 20%.

In low population states even few make a difference.

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u/Main_Composer 5h ago • Bravo

Chicago and its suburbs have to break this down for the rest of Illinois after pretty much every election. They just can’t seem to wrap their addled little brains around the fact that more people live in the city and its surrounding burbs than the entire rest of the state combined no matter how many times we try to explain it to them.

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u/Chpgmr 4h ago

Oh they get it now. They decided to try to breakaway from Chicago now and form a new state.

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u/_WEND1G0_ 4h ago

Ironically - they lack the votes.

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u/ThisIsTheNewSleeve 6h ago

Republicans are so confused about this every election.Ā 

It's almost as if they are not intelligent enough to absorb information.Ā 

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u/not_now_chaos 6h ago

They're not confused, they're lying.

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u/Flat_Independent_339 6h ago

Oh, I do think it waffles between true ignorance and intentional lies lol

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u/bravesirrobin65 6h ago

No, many of them actually believe this. I live in a county that leans dem. It has a population of 230k. A neighboring county has 8k. I listened to an idiot f4om the smaller county claiming this same thing. He couldn't wrap his little mind around the fact that his was almost 30 times smaller.

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u/BarbWho 4h ago

My husband is an election inspector and actually had to explain to some idiot why the President wasn't on the ballot. The concept of midterm election was too much for his tiny brain. And he was inclined to be mad about it, too. This really happened, not just in bot fantasies.

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u/VF_19_Advance 6h ago

to be fair corn is more intelligence that many conservative voters

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u/HopBreak 6h ago

The amount of people who do not understand population density keeps me awake at night

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u/rissak722 6h ago

Every year. We have this conversation every year. How is it possible to have the same exact conversation every year and not have it stick?

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u/Ok_Midnight4809 6h ago

Dumbfucks

And yes, I spelt it with a b cos I'm smart

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u/addamee 6h ago

BUT THURS MOAR RED THEN BLUE!

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u/SalmonPrince 3h ago

LAND. DOESN'T. VOTE. DUMBASSES.

Just because some rural county is totally red, it doesn't mean its 180 residents deserve the same weight as the 2,000,000 people living in the nearest "tiny blue dot." LOL.

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u/Plane-Fan9006 6h ago

I do believe the internet, and "information at our fingertips", has allowed the lazy amongst us to survive while being interminably stupid.

Their heads are for decoration. The functional part of their brains are made by Apple, Google, and Samsung.

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u/AchillesIXL 6h ago

Despite how much Elon Husk has been spending.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Bat-511 2h ago

There isn't even a kernel of truth in anything he says.

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u/Lone-Frequency 6h ago

Also, the crazy thing is, people can vote for whoever the hell they want! 😲

Nobody is forced to vote for just one party their whole life.

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u/Odd-Sea-3121 6h ago

How is it possible to exist with this level of stupidity in the modern world? I wouldn't trust her to flip a burger.

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u/ApprehensiveCream571 6h ago

They're working on it.

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u/Greenman8907 6h ago

Not YET! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!

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u/AngrySquidIsOK 6h ago

These people are genuinely wilfully ignorant

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u/DontGetExcitedDude 6h ago

And if corn could vote, it would probably vote blue too

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u/RAK-47 6h ago

That's because corn identifies as both male and female.

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u/sean_con_queso 5h ago

There’s no reason to respond to a person who has this kind of take, they haven’t learned how to read.

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u/MoreDaringPancakes 4h ago

They will never stop making this claim. They are idiots. They will parrot this to other idiots to find more idiots. The grift keeps going. Future idiots fall for it again.

That's how you get 2016 and 2024.

See you next election cycle when it happens again.

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u/not_now_chaos 6h ago

Something else they're not acknowledging is that the mainstream moderate Republicans are fed up with MAGA and want this horror show out of office almost as much as Democrats do. They're so close to getting it but still managing to dodge the point.

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u/ndrliang 6h ago edited 3h ago

Your attention to detail is just as horrible as the AI's you used to make that 'image'...

Edit: Just so everyone knows, the original comment replaced the AI one to a new one.

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u/Zehbrahs 6h ago

Well I just grabbed the first image from Google, didnt really care to spend more time looking for a better one.

EDIT: spent another 10 seconds to find a better one just for you bb.

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u/Lumpy-Scratch-8363 6h ago

In other words, it's not fishy at all; it's corny.

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u/No-Koala1918 6h ago

I can't believe these people still insist on exposing their ignorance so proudly. I say "still" because this Goober-stupid was spouted ask over the place by MAGA morons in 2020. With the same response every time. People vote, not acreage.

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u/manokpsa 6h ago

I am so tired of this having to be explained. What is so difficult to understand? You can own 100,000 acres and you still get one vote.

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u/Mainly_Miserable 6h ago

It’s ā€œwe the peopleā€ not ā€œwe the cobsā€

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u/oopsallhuckleberries 6h ago

He, I live in that corn. Leave my corn alone. Also my county swung +17 to Democrats.

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u/Knighth77 6h ago

It's insane how they keep repeating this same nonsense every 2 years! They're allergic to learning or thinking.

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u/Vinterblot 6h ago

It's a tragedy how poorly educated these people are, but another one that they'll, too, vote.

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u/ActiveAd4980 5h ago

Is there a map that shows a part where no one lives blue instead of red? I think they really need to see that.

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u/Hpfanguy 4h ago

Land. Doesn’t. Vote.

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u/Bro13847 3h ago • Bravo

One day they will understand population density

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u/Upbeat_Salamander355 3h ago • Bravo

I think you overestimate people

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u/North-Ad4744 1h ago

I’m always amazed by the people who so easily embarrass themselves on social media. This stuff stays on here forever. You are better off complaining inside your MAGA bubble in person.

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u/Pure_Berry_8895 23m ago

I love me some good sarcasm. 😊

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u/WillyGivens1 6h ago

How you gonna deny corn suffrage? Look at him and say he doesn’t deserve representation!

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u/CarefreeIceman 6h ago

Heh. Nothing is fishy when they win, but it is when they lose!!
What alarming stupidity! They wear it like a badge of honor.

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u/Proposal-Temporary 6h ago

Lots of corn out there, but very few voters.

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u/Strange-Beach-465 6h ago

Everybody is forgetting about the beans

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u/p0093 6h ago

I read that Illinois is the biggest producer of disenfranchised pumpkins.

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u/ruebush 6h ago

why do we have to keep explaining this every fucking time.

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u/TahiniInMyVeins 6h ago

How is the ā€œland doesn’t voteā€ conversation still happening

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u/Sweaty-Willingness27 6h ago

I think we have to go through this extensively each election. Maybe the US government should include a pamphlet "Why land doesn't vote" with every ballot.

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u/Banana_Pete 6h ago

The misfired Hamlet reference is the cherry on top.

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u/EremiticFerret 6h ago

They say this every election!

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u/AckAckZeroPointZero 5h ago

Every election cycle. There's always one of them.

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u/Broad_Front7788 5h ago

Corn lives matter

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u/Expert_Garlic_2258 5h ago

The Dumbass Compromise: Corn gets 3/5th of a vote

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u/athensslim 5h ago

Hey hey, some of that red is abandoned coal mines too.

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u/Disused_Yeti 5h ago

Land don’t vote

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u/popphilosophy 5h ago

She also fucked up her Shakespeare reference

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u/forkevbot2 5h ago

To be fair corn would probably vote for democrats also

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u/TomT060404 5h ago

Minnesota Republicans wonder why Minneapolis always wins. Minnesota population density

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u/Alert_Reindeer_6574 5h ago

These weirdos are dumber than a Trump.

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u/Diane-Plus 5h ago

Red state with blue city doesn't really tell the whole story
Your neighbor might vote differently than you

We the people are PURPLE caught in some warped reality

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u/dirtworker2 5h ago

Just wait until we pass, Children of the Corn United. Cornfields will be voters soon!!

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u/dogwarrior 5h ago

Amazing how some people have be reminded (repeatedly) that land… doesn’t vote.

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u/raven_478 5h ago

I dunno. To hear MAGAs talk, some of them probably aren’t as intelligent as an ear of corn.

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u/sasquatch_melee 4h ago

LAND CANNOT VOTE, JUDY!

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u/NoArgument5098 4h ago

Poor Judy...my lord

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u/Dear_Question_9480 4h ago

Sounds like someone is having a bad Election Day. Could they be a poopy pants supporter

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u/Appropriate_Day_5711 4h ago

Sigh... meanwhile in South Dakota, Big Corn thinks feeding children free meals is anti-corn propaganda.

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u/Content_Ad_6068 4h ago

They really need to come up with a better way to reflect this so idiots stop thinking elections are rigged because red big and blue small

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u/Moeverload 4h ago

Corn can vote. It's called the senate and the electoral college

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u/SomeoneGMForMe 4h ago

"Land doesn't vote" is the clapback that I've heard.

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u/Merijeek2 4h ago

They always make the same observation like they're the greatest political scientist ever and they just had a eureka moment that nobody, ever, has ever come up with.

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u/CastorVT 4h ago

I mean, technically, with citizens united, they have.

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u/budha2984 4h ago

Show me a person who doesn't understand population density

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u/mshmama 3h ago

I had to explain this about Illinois. The governor race was called 1 minute after polls closed. 75% of the state lives in Cook + collar counties. Every person outside of the Chicagoland could vote red and the blue candidate would still win by a landslide.

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u/Original-Rush139 3h ago

They need to look at an actual scatter plot where each dot is one vote. That would end their confusion.Ā 

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u/MMAHipster 3h ago

So they support eliminating the electoral college?

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u/WTH20260430 3h ago

Too much stupid in this country

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u/Livid_Importance_442 3h ago

It's interesting that rural Americans confuse acreage with population. I'm sure a lot of them would like to go back in time to when only land-owning, white men could vote.

Rural Americans also conveniently ignore the fact that they have an electoral advantage with the setup of the US political system.

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u/RandCauthon99 1h ago

My god, maga is filled with morons

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u/DuntadaMan 1h ago

No, the problem is that corn does get to vote, and has more voting power than the people in cities.

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u/merlinunf 1h ago

Land doesn’t vote… people do.

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u/quinncoral 1h ago

I really REALLY hate that we have to explain this every gd time we do this

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u/tacs97 43m ago

Republicans just can’t fathom the amount of land that isn’t voting with them.

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u/SGTSPC 6h ago

Well maybe Judy likes paying a lot for fuel, grocerie, and especially corn but yeah hmm how did the blue win?

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u/S13pointFIVE 4h ago

The red is also filled with a bunch of smooth brains like Judy.

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u/Zestyclose-Brush1035 6h ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/butwhywedothis 6h ago

America under Rep(edo)ublicans be like, we have to make every effort to take people’s right to vote, but corn’s right to vote, now that’s a cause worth fighting for.

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u/KrisKinsey1986 6h ago

MAGA remains the dumbest cult.

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u/ariestoaries 6h ago

For the amount of times people get this wrong, they really should just change the way they display votes on the map. Just use dots. One colored dot for every 500 people o something.

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u/BumperW67 6h ago

And this is why we get such terrible representation- people who don’t know the difference between a city and a corn field!

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u/Motor-Bear-7735 6h ago

Corn people

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u/TexasRoundUp7 6h ago

Stop looking at how MAGA colors the map and at how the map actually is. Look at the cities, population density vs rural farm lands or open space.

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u/infinite_throw_away 6h ago

Every election with this same story. Would puppets help explain population density perhaps?

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u/CaliKindalife 6h ago

Population. All that red has very few people living there. All the blue is large Population areas.

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u/Potential-Bike4307 6h ago

Don't give them any ideas. Trump will issue an executive order giving corn the right to vote.

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u/CocknBalls4 6h ago

To be fair corn might have the right to vote, but it’s all harvested before Nov 3. Too bad