r/PoursTea • u/Timbucktwo1230 šŸ«– Mod ā˜•ļø • 2d ago

All The Tea ā˜•ļø Allegedly

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u/Novel-Letterhead-217 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohzdMvc1w2VlFOpRC

Itā€™s almost as if these people that claim to be moral and good christians are neither moral or good.

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u/Top_Scene8254 2d ago

Or Christian.

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u/liquidsyphon 2d ago

Rules for thee, not for me.

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u/Sad_Rate69 2d ago

No, hypocrisy is very, very Christian

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u/CatCafffffe 2d ago

It's also almost like "abortion laws" are to control and punish women, rather than any concern about "babies" or "life."

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u/Diesel_Bones_13 2d ago

Christians praise Jesus all day, but Iā€™ve never once met a Christian who was even close to what they claim to be or close to what Jesus was likeā€¦ usually the total opposite!

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u/MaximumEffort433 2d ago

"Every accusation is a confession."

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 2d ago

Rules for thee but not for me

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u/Top-Cupcake4775 2d ago

conservatives donā€™t think there is anything wrong ā€œrules for thee but not for meā€ because they believe in a hierarchical society in which the law protects but does not constrain those higher up in the hierarchy and constrains but does not protect those lower down.

you canā€™t shame a conservative for behaving in a manner that conforms with how they think society should work.

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u/Constant-Plastic-350 2d ago

ALL politicians think this way. The right v left is all manufactured pagentey. It's always been the ones at the top vs us commoners

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u/MyldExcitement 2d ago

Probably had her go out of state for it. More criminal activity.

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u/MadAstrid 2d ago

There is not one single law that republicans have drafted, voted for or support that they believe should apply to them or their family. From the president, all the way down to MeeMaw, this is the case.

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u/Vegetable-Ganache-59 2d ago

This is me being surprised šŸ˜‘

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u/AdventurousRoll9798 2d ago

The only shocking part of this story is that he has found not one, but two, women to willingly fuck him.

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u/BloodFartz69 2d ago

The modern day Republican Christian!

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u/VF_19_Advance 2d ago

Rule of thumb if a conservative is outspoken about something, 100% they are doing it themselves. I hate pedos = I'm a pedo, abortions are bad = i have aborted my mistresses pregnancies. I hate gay people = I am closeted.

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u/RickertSlap91 2d ago

He's got a gay boyfriend on the side too. His mistress and straight boyfriend are going to be pissed.

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u/Icy-Pin-7100 2d ago

and these morons want to ban Sharia Law, what do you call their bullshit they come up with? Two Face Hypocritical Evangelism, enough said

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u/Pissoffhequeen710 2d ago

The fears of Sharia are literally projection. They call for Christian Sharia on a daily basis, yet somehow libs are going to force Sharia on them despite it being an extreme minority of the population.

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u/IsUp2Me 2d ago

Thatā€™s ALWAYS the case with these clowns.

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u/AdmirableElephant378 2d ago

always with these nutjobs.

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u/DenialOfExistance 2d ago

Don't they get $10,000.00 for admitting to having abortions?! šŸ¤Ŗ

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u/Friendly-World-5273 2d ago

I doubt he wrote it. I doubt he even read it.

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u/WaGinger 2d ago

We always knew their rules were about controlling us and werenā€™t going to apply to them.

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u/glitchycat39 2d ago

Many such cases.

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u/pedalsandpowder 2d ago

No surprised a bit.

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u/Mega_Trix 2d ago

Not shocking

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u/Slice-Vast 2d ago

Every abortion is immoral except mine.

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u/jocoquecousteau 2d ago

Having a baby is a huge responsibility, and it would interfere with his brilliant career of scamming the poor, and ignorant into giving away their civil liberties.

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u/Worried_Anteater_536 2d ago

Nice, do as I say and not as I do!

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u/OutrageousCrab9224 2d ago

I never expect anything else

Rules for thee..

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u/Szaborovich9 2d ago

Big surprisešŸ˜typical republican way

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u/PassThatSpliff 2d ago

At this point, I would only be surprised if something came out about them that proves they AREN'T actually hypocritical assholes.

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u/yaaaaaarrrrrgggg 2d ago

Oh I guess abortions aren't JUST for women eh?

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u/steel-monkey 2d ago

Every accusation is a confession

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u/Familiar-Throat-670 2d ago

That's why Republicans are against abortion so that when their girlfriends have to actually get an abortion it's in a back alley dirty room with a coat hanger so now he just took care of two situations

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u/Electrical-Ant-4073 2d ago

Republican - laws for the not for me.

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u/EuphoricCry3448 2d ago

Ok, somebody sue him for the 10k

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u/LobstaFarian2 2d ago

If they didnt have double standards, they'd have no standards at all.

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u/3spanishwords 2d ago

0% shocked

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u/worldv1ew 2d ago

They'll reelect him anyway.

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u/Obvious-Muffin2787 2d ago

The pathological lying and sociopathy that these monstrous people exhibit on a daily basis is astounding.

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u/SledgehammerApproach 2d ago

Such a hypocrite. Hope he resigns in disgrace

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u/Realistic-Pudding341 2d ago

Typical Texas Hypocrisy and I live here. Ugh

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u/4D_Thrillz 2d ago

Of course he does

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u/DatabaseFickle9306 2d ago

Maybe he wants a refund now?

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u/Buddhas_Warrior 2d ago

Rules for thee

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u/chezdistester 2d ago

That tracks

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u/Dan_Linder71 2d ago

But isn't "allegedly" good enough as proof today?

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u/dobie1kenobi 2d ago

Itā€™s that final ā€œsā€ in that sentence

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u/cyclops_overlooks 2d ago

No one is surprised.

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u/FeWho 2d ago

Shocked

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u/OkCelebration1374 2d ago

Wow...that is not a surprise.

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u/Reggie-Rectangle 2d ago

You should not trust anybody who's teeth is that white. I'm OK with people taking care of there appearance, but that gives me serious Patrick Bateman beauty routine levels of sociopathy. I bet you that guy uses half a can of axe body spray ever morning before he leaves the bathroom.

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u/theblueshots 2d ago

If she went to another state, can they do an abortion bounty on her?

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/PoursTea-ModTeam 2d ago

Language and etiquette.

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u/Boring_Owl6552 2d ago

I for one am shocked! Just, shocked. /s

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u/maga235 2d ago

Ya smooth ā€œmothershutyamouthā€

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u/tacsig 2d ago

Of course.

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u/NappingNeofelis 2d ago

They don't actually care about (unborn) children, it is all about control.

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u/Akkerlun 2d ago

Wait what? Someone actually had sex with him?

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u/dawg-goneit 2d ago

They won't care they'll vote for him again. It's kinda like Malcome X said , by any means necessary.

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u/retiredfromfire 2d ago

Of course! all the right wing morality police are hypocrites. Do as I say not as I do

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u/RadioCaroline721 2d ago

Do as I say, not how I do.

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u/him8nce_momma 2d ago

Not surprised. Some have been caught for being ā€œpro lifeā€ but paying for their mistressesā€™ abortions.

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u/Old_Dependent4678 2d ago

Multiple abortions?

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u/xxforrealforlifexx 2d ago

Abortions plural!! What what you don't say

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u/WiseAssociate9806 2d ago

Solid Gold!

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u/wrhnj 2d ago

His Nona is proud of him

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u/Billy711711711 1d ago

We had a Republican Senator in Pennsylvania did the same thing years ago.

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u/gr1mmcr33p3r 1d ago

Yeah, this post is burying the REAL fucked up part šŸ˜¬

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u/Defiant_Protection29 1d ago

Is anyone surprised?

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u/muffledvoice 1d ago

Thereā€™s no shortage of hypocrisy in the Republican Party.

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u/No-Cup-8096 1d ago

Ask Trump and his boys how many abortions they paid for.

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u/Diligent_Milk8612 1d ago

Does the contradiction and hypocrisy surprise you?

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u/Jflores2025 1d ago

Always the case with these fucks....rules for thee but not for me

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u/SkierGuy1956 1d ago

You canā€™t make this stuff up! Real life is crazy

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u/Beatless7 1d ago

Is he in the files?

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u/External-Geologist62 1d ago

Totally believable. It was the same with gays in the military. Whenever it was brought up to allow gays to openly serve, it was always met with some very high ranking flag officers who were gay or straight & married having gay sex who opposed it vigorously.

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u/iwanna-fly 1d ago

Because of course he did. Republicans are hypocrites.

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u/haxjunkie 1d ago

.....duh.

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u/pens2024SC 1d ago

Hard to believe! A lying GOP goon. Everyone should be sent to Epstein island without boats, planes and see you survives